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https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/17/joe-buck-offered-1-million-to-do-porn-play-by-play-during-quarantine/

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Sorry perverts, Joe Buck has just shot down a $1 MILLION offer to narrate sex tapes ... but says, "I'm flattered."

Some backstory ... Buck and several other high profile sportscasters have been keeping their skills sharp by calling random non-sports videos for people stuck at home during the pandemic.

He's done everything from cooking to marble racing (and everything in between) in exchange for good cause donations to support worthy charities.

A few weeks ago, Buck also said he was getting some requests to add his voice to some adult videos ... but explained he wasn't ready to go down that road -- yet.

"Maybe later in life, but not now."

Now, one adult site is hoping $1 MILLION will change his mind -- with "ImLive" putting together a proposal for 6 weeks of work.

Basically, Buck would have to commentate 25 live cam shows per week through the end of May ... and in return, boom -- 7 figures.

And, get this ... the company says the audio work would all be for a good cause because it would help visually impaired people enjoy the site!!

But, bad news for the sex site ... Buck has considered the offer and says unlike the people in the videos, he won't take it.

"Depending on the site they could just be handing some of my money back to me," Buck joked.

"So I’ll hold out for a better offer and try to hold on to my day job. But I have to say I’m flattered."

 

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14 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Dave South calling porn:

”The sorority girls are having a pillow fight and prancing about in various stages of undress.  Here we go, Ags - we got a knock on the door. I bet you there’s a real deal man’s man from the corps on the other side of that door just waiting to say ‘howdy’ and show these ladies how we do it in the SEC.  Get your jars out and get ready to uncover, boys.

The door opens, and it’s the pizza guy.  Can’t get a good look at him yet, just seeing the pizza so far, but he says he’s here with a big sausage for them.   Now he steps into the light and ... it’s an African American gentleman.   

[12 and one half minutes of complete silence]

They had relations. Could not tell whether the pizza was pepperoni or sausage.”  

... It was Ziegler

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Dave South calling porn:
”The sorority girls are having a pillow fight and prancing about in various stages of undress.  Here we go, Ags - we got a knock on the door. I bet you there’s a real deal man’s man from the corps on the other side of that door just waiting to say ‘howdy’ and show these ladies how we do it in the SEC.  Get your jars out and get ready to uncover, boys.
The door opens, and it’s the pizza guy.  Can’t get a good look at him yet, just seeing the pizza so far, but he says he’s here with a big sausage for them.   Now he steps into the light and ... it’s an African American gentleman.   
[12 and one half minutes of complete silence]
They had relations. Could not tell whether the pizza was pepperoni or sausage.”  
Did you just do the baylor game when baylor was really shitty?
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10 hours ago, Hate said:

I don't have nay issues with Buck.  He's been a littl over the top on occasion (the Randy Moss stuff), but I thkn he does a pretty good job with Aikman. 

Based on his appearances on The Ticket alone, he's good in my book.

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11 hours ago, Hate said:

I don't have nay issues with Buck.  He's been a littl over the top on occasion (the Randy Moss stuff), but I thkn he does a pretty good job with Aikman. 

I think he used the word "disgusting" to describe a parody moon?  I never understood what was so terrible about that.  He did allow Artie Lange to destroy him on HBO, so I guess he's ok

 

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7 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

I think he used the word "disgusting" to describe a parody moon?  I never understood what was so terrible about that.  He did allow Artie Lange to destroy him on HBO, so I guess he's ok

 

In real time, he thought that Moss was mimicking wiping his ass on the goalpost, not just mooning. His reaction makes more sense in that light. He later copped to misinterpreting it.

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13 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Dave South calling porn:

”The sorority girls are having a pillow fight and prancing about in various stages of undress.  Here we go, Ags - we got a knock on the door. I bet you there’s a real deal man’s man from the corps on the other side of that door just waiting to say ‘howdy’ and show these ladies how we do it in the SEC.  Get your jars out and get ready to uncover, boys.

The door opens, and it’s the pizza guy.  Can’t get a good look at him yet, just seeing the pizza so far, but he says he’s here with a big sausage for them.   Now he steps into the light and ... it’s an African American gentleman.   

[12 and one half minutes of complete silence]

They had relations. Could not tell whether the pizza was pepperoni or sausage.”  

Wouldn’t the pizza guy ask for Candi?  Also if Jimbo was there is that considered midget porn.  

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20 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Right as the facial lands on her face:

“See you tomorrow night!”


Don’t neg me bro. Im a Rangers fan.

For some reason, this line got me thinkin' of the best (& worst "parodies") of all time, for that genre:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jwOttxsEvE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uLPRmfdxXI

 

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14 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Dave South calling porn:

”The sorority girls are having a pillow fight and prancing about in various stages of undress.  Here we go, Ags - we got a knock on the door. I bet you there’s a real deal man’s man from the corps on the other side of that door just waiting to say ‘howdy’ and show these ladies how we do it in the SEC.  Get your jars out and get ready to uncover, boys.

The door opens, and it’s the pizza guy.  Can’t get a good look at him yet, just seeing the pizza so far, but he says he’s here with a big sausage for them.   Now he steps into the light and ... it’s an African American gentleman.   

[12 and one half minutes of complete silence]

They had relations. Could not tell whether the pizza was pepperoni or sausage.”  

This really is the perfect post. Well done, sir.

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1 hour ago, T-shirt Sip said:

My vote is for Gus “face full of Johnson” Johnson to get the gig. 

We talked about this in another thread. He would be great for the ending, but I don't need him narrating the foreplay and regular action.
Give me Keith Jackson. "Whoa, nellie! HornOnTheBayou is pulling out a huge unit."

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52 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

We talked about this in another thread. He would be great for the ending, but I don't need him narrating the foreplay and regular action.
Give me Keith Jackson. "Whoa, nellie! HornOnTheBayou is pulling out a huge unit."

True. Gus would overplay the regular stuff and devalue the money shot. 

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