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1 hour ago, Mez2 said:

Ha,  that's my parents house and their neighbor,  middle aged white guy and wife - typical white collar couple - asked my parents how they could get one for their yard.  Im gonna send one their way. 

Our town has a "no offensive language" restriction on political signs so thankfully I don't have to see the stupid "Fuck your feelings" signs.  But since this sign is written in Mexican I wonder if I could sneak it through the censors?

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I am so thrilled tonight! I spoke with my mom and asked her how my dad was taking the election. She said after every network declared Biden the winner, he turned off Fox News and said “Well, glad t

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This was my experience in Galveston County, except for one thing. I came in and presented my ID to the geriatric at the front who printed out my pin number. I took my pin number to a table where two B

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1 hour ago, mchookem said:

sooo...i don't understand why this isn't more at the forefront of Biden's campaign, why they aren't bringing it up more...seems like nothing but a winner across all demographics...

http://wjla.com/news/nation-world/cannabis-in-the-presidential-race-biden-harris-pledge-to-decriminalize-marijuana

"Under a Biden-Harris administration, we will decriminalize the use of marijuana and automatically expunge all marijuana-use convictions and end incarceration for drug use alone," Harris stated. "This is no time for half-steppin'. This is no time for incrementalism. We need to deal with the system and there needs to be significant change in the design of the system."

 

 

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17 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

also try to keep them optimistic as long as possible so “ the fall” is more painful.

"Remember guys, SKEWED POLLS!  This ain't over until they call the West Coast!"

or

"It's impossible that Trump won't take the entire upper midwest by the time they finish counting.  PROVISIONAL BALLOTS!" 

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12 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

"Remember guys, SKEWED POLLS!  This ain't over until they call the West Coast!"

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"It's impossible that Trump won't take the entire upper midwest by the time they finish counting.  PROVISIONAL BALLOTS!" 

If they're relying on California with all their fires, they're fucked.  

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18 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

So a smith nephew ortho rep who does quite well is holding an election party at silverleaf in Scottsdale.  (Paging Bama chick)

Anyway I caught wind through a buddy.  They’re all hardcore Trump.  Just invited myself and 15 people over.  He owes a lot to me so I’m sure he’s ok with me ruining their night.  Win lose or draw it’s going to be massively entertaining.  I’m always an asshole.  But that night?  

 

Cant wait!

/BartScott

We need to figure out how you can live stream to this site.  This sounds like ot could be a pay-per-veiw event 

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So today I drove to my cousin in laws house in Lakewood (Dallas) -- she asked if I had a spare Biden sign and I told her I would bring one.  I park a couple of houses down across the street (their house overlooks the lake and you have to walk down an alley to get there).  In any case, when I come out, there is a lady standing there taking my picture with her I phone, and I look at her funny and walk to my car, which sports a Biden bumper sticker.

She starts laughing, and tells me someone has been stealing signs in the neighborhood, and she had about 10 pictures of me walking with the sign.  She was waiting to see what car I got into so she could take pictures of my license plate.  "Do I look Trumpy?" I say and then she laughs again and says "Yay Biden".

I can't wait til this shit is over.  Covid too but mostly this election cycle.

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5 hours ago, Left Coast said:

Translation: I asked the Chinese to meddle in our election on my behalf and they said no.

i mean, i don't know about meddle but he absolutely asked them to help him win.  that part is fact.  was it part of bolton's book?  i can't remember the shitty quote in the vast sea of shitty quotes.  he's such a tough guy though, with all the begging and complaining and whining.  so strong.

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6 hours ago, fellside said:

Just voted for Biden in Tarrant County. Took about 3 minutes.

I have three siblings who are all conservative evangelicals and each has a conservative evangelical spouse.  All 6 of them will be voting for a democrat in a presidential election for the first time.  My Mom was born in the 50s and I believe this will be her first time as well.

I'm curious if Biden can win Tarrant county.  Hillary lost it by about 8 points but 3% went to Gary Johnson. 

If Beto can win Tarrant County in 08, then Biden sure as shit can. 

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19 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

for the geniuses posting about blue painters tape or multiple colors tape needed, the background is white in the original picture of the sign he posted. You only need white to blend. @Irieguy. @Mdhorn

To change the second E in Pence to S you need some blue as well. 

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5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

To change the second E in Pence to S you need some blue as well. 

Red, but you can probably just smear it with your own blood after you’ve been shot by the owner.
 

EDIT: If anyone wants to go to Hays Co. and do this tonight I have a Ted Nugent tape and some Bud Heavys. I’m ready to roll

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1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Yeah, the past few days at his rallies.  

He's playing all the old material from 2016, because the new stuff just isn't as well received.

Yeah, it’s shocking that people don’t seem to care about Hillary’s emails or Hunter Biden’s drug past when 220k have died and millions are out of work and don’t have money. 

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41 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Not even close. Now is when we get the surge, and the race tightens up like a mofo.

Lolwut? There are no undecideds and the national polls average over 10 points in favor of one candidate. Just go vote. It's over as long as you go vote. 

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I know exactly 1 person who would give a single fuck if fracking was eliminated tomorrow in PA. He has a gas well on his property and he’s already a huge trumper. 

I don’t think the fracking play is as effective as they think it is. There are a small number of people that it matters to who are already trumpers in areas that trump is going to win by 40-50-60 points.

Theres an add that’s been running it western PA since June or July and it’s supposed to be some rural yinzer that used to be a Democrat that claims joe Biden is going to eliminate over 600,000 jobs and everyone this guy knows will he out of work. 

Bureau of labor statistics counts a little over 600,000 fracking jobs nationwide and 26,000 in PA. 

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Not even close. Now is when we get the surge, and the race tightens up like a mofo.

I appreciate your consistency brisket, but there's no October surprise. That super weak Hunter Biden was it. A quarter or more of the votes are already cast. All of the cards are played. We'll get two weeks of increasingly desperate and flailing tweets and a publicly display of a man trying to reconcile his own failure and public rejection, and that's about it.
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