2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

[gmr548 16577]

According to CNN's timeline, exit polls should already be coming out. Anybody seen any yet? 

Ignore them.

[Sbbruin 21850]

I fucked up and didn’t stock up. I’ve got peach schnapps, three rose hard ciders and a bottle of two year old korbel. 

Ha, that sounds like what I'd drink in HS when the parents left and locked the liquor cabinet and I had to scrounge for whatever was left out.

[Luka Skywalker 152]

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

[SydneyCarton 48092]

 

12 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The gym will be there tomorrow. How many election days are there that interest you this much.

Yeah, this is not how it works for me. There is going to be damn near nothing for me tomorrow, I expect to be completely non-functional. 

[Pato del Muerto 52493]

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

not slow for me? which server are you on, look in your cookies at SERVER_ID

On mobile chrome, and can’t even find my cookies in settings

[Surly Bevo 24908]

CNN Exit poll 48% of voters say Corona handling going well....damn

[Sbbruin 21850]

I fucked up and didn’t stock up. I’ve got peach schnapps, three rose hard ciders and a bottle of two year old korbel. 

Ha, that sounds like what I'd drink in HS when the parents left and locked the liquor cabinet and I had to scrounge for whatever was left out.

[G650 14254]

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

Promising trend

[BradInATX 9208]

Just now, Luka Skywalker said:

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

Sucks for you

Edited November 3, 2020 by BradInATX

[immamac 42847]

1 minute ago, Pogo said:

Cruz won by 2.6.  Even if you think there 1M more votes out there for Trump than there were in 2016, this turnout still favors Biden.

This turnout favors MJ Hegar at this point. 

[Valmy77 13226]

Just now, Luka Skywalker said:

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

But we love you man.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

CNN Exit poll 48% of voters say Corona handling going well....damn

Exit polls mean even less than normal this time.

[BradInATX 9208]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

Yeah, this is not how it works for me. There is going to be damn near nothing for me tomorrow, I expect to be completely non-functional. 

Bingo.

Might try to go run out some of the booze but that's a stretch goal.

[FondrenRoad 4378]

13 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

I fucked up and didn’t stock up. I’ve got peach schnapps, three rose hard ciders and a bottle of two year old korbel. 

Grandma?

[Guest Lobo]

1 minute ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

Really, why is that?  Anything with which I can help to get you more engaged in some campus endeavor more suited to your likes/passionate pursuits?  Use your words.  

[Beau Vine 54220]

27 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

after being $0.56 red this morning, north caro is now a dead heat on predictit.

Please remember that this actually means nothing and is nothing more than the Surly Bitcoin thread.

[Texaspython 231]

Been at what should be a favorable Tex box for the gop. Judging by my experience it isn’t the turnout they want.

[Foosters 17856]

1 minute ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

Right on man. Maybe aggy would give you an honorary degree? You'd fit right in.

Also, fuck your feelings.

[SimonBolivar 10958]

3 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Ignore them.

Only ignore the positives ones mate. Freak the fuck out on the rest.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

5 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Harris County ought to get a lot of applause. Considering all the shit they take, floods, hurricanes, etcetera, They have done quite spanking well at getting people to cast ballots in a variety of ways and means and during a gotdamn once in a hundred year pandemic. Take a bow, Houston and environs.

[Zonahorn 8079]

3 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

Fuck your own face MAGAt

[Sbbruin 21850]

I fucked up and didn’t stock up. I’ve got peach schnapps, three rose hard ciders and a bottle of two year old korbel. 

Ha, that sounds like what I'd drink in HS when the parents left and locked the liquor cabinet and I had to scrounge for whatever was left out.

[Old Freak Nasty 821]

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

CNN Exit poll 48% of voters say Corona handling going well....damn

I'm surprised it's not higher.  Early and mail vote totals means exit polls are going to be Trumpistan skewed crap.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9324]

11 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

I’m impressed that you can make a growler last 6 hours!

The secret is to leave enough in the bottom to make Mrs. Ghost think it lasted 6 hours. Beer fridge stash fills the gaps. And I've got Redbreast 12 on the ready should they make the call before midnight.

[Sbbruin 21850]

dp

Edited November 3, 2020 by Sbbruin

[SimonBolivar 10958]

3 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

[henrygandorf 29190]

2 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

CNN Exit poll 48% of voters say Corona handling going well....damn

Exit polls mean even less than normal this time.

if the exits are remotely close then trump is more fucked than even i thought.

[staboner 4969]

9 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Donnie with a bigly lead early. suck it libtards. 

advantage aggy

Edited November 3, 2020 by staboner

[ultimaton 2979]

3 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

[JFKFC 4878]

Trump doesn't stand a chance:

 

 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

Just now, henrygandorf said:

if the exits are remotely close then trump is more fucked than even i thought.

that particular q though he doesn't get great marks from Rs. 

[Sbbruin 21850]

dp

Edited November 3, 2020 by Sbbruin

[Pasken 1309]

In CNN exit polls, 48% of people said the US is doing well at containing corona. How is that possible? 

[SydneyCarton 48092]

2 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Harris County ought to get a lot of applause. Considering all the shit they take, floods, hurricanes, etcetera, They have done quite spanking well at getting people to cast ballots in a variety of ways and means and during a gotdamn once in a hundred year pandemic. Take a bow, Houston and environs.

You can direct all of your applause to Lina Hidalgo.

[Sbbruin 21850]

dp- tapa has election aids.

Edited November 3, 2020 by Sbbruin

[BradInATX 9208]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

This turnout favors MJ Hegar at this point. 

The old reverse-reverse-jinx.

 

[DaysOff 7947]

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

Gig em

[Brian Fantana 6685]

21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Your poor mom is going to be EXHAUSTED.   We need to send over a case of Vitamin Water or something.

I'm here.  Biding my time till I can kick back, have a drink, and pray like hell that all my fears are for naught.  Just like I waited for Texas to let Leinart march down the field and score at the end in 05.  Didn't breathe till the clock said 00:00.

I'm not even a Texas fan and that game almost stopped my heart. I feel the same way right now, but quietly confident at the same time.

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

5 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

[Goredho 17402]

20 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Rage sex is fun too.  Got me through lots of OU weekends.

I'll take the loss (for) pussy.

[ndawg 1242]

Just now, Pasken said:

In CNN exit polls, 48% of people said the US is doing well at containing corona. How is that possible? 

No idea, but intuitively this seems like it'd be the question that would be most skewed by people who decided to vote on election day.

Anecdotally, people who take COVID seriously in my life seemed to prioritize voting early. I know I did... I normally vote on election day but this year didn't want to wind up in a rona fest.

[SydneyCarton 48092]

5 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Bingo.

Might try to go run out some of the booze but that's a stretch goal.

That used to be something  I could do 5 years ago. Not now. 

 

[Bojack 2081]

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Ha, that sounds like what I'd drink in HS when the parents left and locked the liquor cabinet and I had to scrounge for whatever was left out.

Am I losing my mind or has this been posted 3 pages in a row?

[The Dog 44043]

2 minutes ago, Pasken said:

In CNN exit polls, 48% of people said the US is doing well at containing corona. How is that possible? 

remember who is voting today - that's of a heavy Republican leaning population.

[Paul Wesley 3278]

2 minutes ago, Pasken said:

In CNN exit polls, 48% of people said the US is doing well at containing corona. How is that possible? 

Fox News

[henrygandorf 29190]

2 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

that particular q though he doesn't get great marks from Rs. 

which is why he's still under water when the early voters were heavy r today (where the exits are from).

[Old Freak Nasty 821]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

You can direct all of your applause to Lina Hidalgo.

She's done a quality job.  I thought Emmett was an unfortunate casualty of straight ticket voting but Hidalgo has been at a minimum competent and more accurately very good.

[Bojack 2081]

4 hours ago, C-Man said:

Sorry if this has been discussed recently, how are things looking in Nevada?

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/039a4cd1-ff9b-4856-86c2-7bcd70563bf5

[NameAlreadyInUse 5112]

9 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

Feel free to fuck right off then, and good luck to you.

[South Austin 52493]

9 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day.