2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

[Beau Vine 54220]

25 minutes ago, Old Freak Nasty said:

Any chance of a Doug Jones miracle?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

17 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I had an actual facial at the medi-spa lol.

Picture of booth at medi-spa:

[Homercles 10205]

20 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

We're having home made SLOPPY JOES for dinner tonight in honor of the good old American spirit of keeping it real. Cooking some sides, already made cookies, and libations are chilling except for the hard stuff. Let the results roll in....

 

I’ll be drinking too much to eat anything...until I raid my kids Halloween candy stash at about 11p as my blood sugar crashes and the depths to which my brain will hate me tomorrow sinks in.  

[SizzleChest 8283]

 

[immamac 42847]

tapa back on.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9324]

Lily's on board. Let's do this.

[Biff Tannen 45681]

9 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I keep hitting the "simulation" button and Biden always wins.  Kind of like watching LHN during the summer.

https://www.270towin.com/2020-simulation/

Well I did it once and dotard won.  So fuck my life.

[Royalfan5 2354]

19 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

For you midwesterners, Mrs. Whiggins prepared "made-rights" or "loose meat" sandwiches for dinner this evening. Libations include pop.

 

Look there are areas of Nebraska that will call that BBQ with a straight face.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2034]

1 minute ago, SizzleChest said:

 

Can’t do the interview from the bunker I guess 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Lily's on board. Let's do this.

Awww!  Lily is adorable!

[jimmyjazz 45920]

1 minute ago, SizzleChest said:

 

LMAO.  This is the best news yet.

[Ghost of LL 15531]

For a thread that has lasted eight months, it's really exciting finally to be here at the dénouement.  

Let's just bring this one home.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10234]

PTSD watching CNN as they click into counties looking for any blue...

More alcohol and patience tonight

[Gil Bang 25951]

Just now, Ghost of LL said:

For a thread that has lasted eight months, it's really exciting finally to be here at the dénouement.  

Let's just bring this one home.

whatever you say, Pierre.

[Aqua Buddha 14595]

9 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Posted this in the other thread but they might add 350K to 400K votes over 2016.  If you give Hillary the third party votes, she would have lost by 500K total. 

[Old Freak Nasty 821]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

LMAO.  This is the best news yet.

Yup.  Usually the axiom is follow the money. With trump it’s follow the media.

[thepop 4409]

 

[Guadaloopy 10964]

4 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

 

[Aqua Buddha 14595]

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

For a thread that has lasted eight months, it's really exciting finally to be here at the dénouement.  

Let's just bring this one home.

Last night was like Christmas Eve.....

[StruggleBus 3922]

18 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

as much as we're all drinking, I fully expect new posts on the shart thread tomorrow

I’m literally peeing out of my ass as I type this. 

[Ted Lange 16085]

26 minutes ago, G650 said:

 

[C-Man 27222]

11 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I keep hitting the "simulation" button and Biden always wins.  Kind of like watching LHN during the summer.

https://www.270towin.com/2020-simulation/

It's like watching WOPR play Global Thermonuclear War against itself

[Aqua Buddha 14595]

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

LMAO.  This is the best news yet.

It's up there with Melania flying back to Florida.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

[Pancho 44777]

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

For a thread that has lasted eight months, it's really exciting finally to be here at the dénouement.  

Let's just bring this one home.

[Thrawn 538]

43 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Winkle for the festivities...

Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk
 

Better slow down big guy.  What is that six now?  You won't make it till 7:00 at this rate. 

[Thatguy 8692]

Better slow down big guy.  What is that six now?  You won't make it till 7:00 at this rate. 

Man, evidently you shouldn't drink and post.

Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk

[Bullneck 19084]

8 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

 

This guy?

 

[WBT 20565]

Norf Carolina polls to stay open late because of problems at some polling locations.  Now open until 7:15 central.  Results delayed commensurately.

[Guadaloopy 10964]

5 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

For a thread that has lasted eight months, it's really exciting finally to be here at the dénouement.  

Let's just bring this one home.

This is the climax. Dénouement will be January 21st.  

[Pato del Muerto 52493]

29 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Bonerific. Right?

[bolverk 29671]

PSA for the cord cutters like me: This site allows you to watch either CNN, MSNBC or FOX live. No pop-ups. 

CNN is getting a little glitchy every now and then (probably due to traffic), but MSNBC is running very smoothly.

https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/cnn-news-usa.html

[jimmyjazz 45920]

I'm gonna need a dictionary to surly tonight.  Dénouement, commensurately, what is this, the SAT?

[Michael Knight 12977]

18 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I keep hitting the "simulation" button and Biden always wins.  Kind of like watching LHN during the summer.

https://www.270towin.com/2020-simulation/

I just ran it and trump won

 

Edited November 3, 2020 by Michael Knight

[SizzleChest 8283]

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

This guy?

 

Yes.  He's a Rush Limbaugh-class political partisan.  A true lunatic piece of shit.

[SimonBolivar 10958]

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

I'm gonna need a dictionary to surly tonight.  Dénouement, commensurately, what is this, the SAT?

It ain't even American. Look at that little thing above the e. Lib traitors.

[Nivek 16928]

Wait, I think I read that wrong.

That’s Hanen’s decision. This is the appeal.

I think.




Damn legalese.

In part of my series on why I hate (generally speaking) lawyers and their jobs part 666:

Why is it this gets heard so quickly and not sent into line and heard in 15 months from now? Why the special treatment? This isn’t a time sensitive criminal case where the accused will flee or be executed, it is a legal case in which the plaintiff has had reasonable opportunity to bring forth a complaint prior to the election but for malicious political reasons chose to wait hoping to nullify votes of legal voters and not present them with an alternative option to revote if the court deems it was problematic.

[plimon 190]

Watching PBS News Hour on youtube.

[Thrawn 538]

[G650 14254]

 

[Horn Dogg 3897]

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

The secret is to leave enough in the bottom to make Mrs. Ghost think it lasted 6 hours. Beer fridge stash fills the gaps. And I've got Redbreast 12 on the ready should they make the call before midnight.

Good strategy!

[Huckleberry 32859]

According to their live voter turnout page, Williamson County has surpassed 75% voter turnout when you add the roughly 25K mail-in ballots received through last Friday.

https://www.livevoterturnout.com/williamson-nov-03-2020/index.html

[Homercles 10205]

20 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I feel like I keep reading the same post when I scroll down. Is shit borked or am I having an acid flashback ?

 

[The Dog 44043]

 

This is Kentucky btw

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

[gmr548 16577]

 

lol bitch

[Huckleberry 32859]

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

In part of my series on why I hate (generally speaking) lawyers and their jobs part 666:

Why is it this gets heard so quickly and not sent into line and heard in 15 months from now? Why the special treatment? This isn’t a time sensitive criminal case where the accused will flee or be executed, it is a legal case in which the plaintiff has had reasonable opportunity to bring forth a complaint prior to the election but for malicious political reasons chose to wait hoping to nullify votes of legal voters and not present them with an alternative option to revote if the court deems it was problematic.

 

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

In part of my series on why I hate (generally speaking) lawyers and their jobs part 666:

Why is it this gets heard so quickly and not sent into line and heard in 15 months from now? Why the special treatment? This isn’t a time sensitive criminal case where the accused will flee or be executed, it is a legal case in which the plaintiff has had reasonable opportunity to bring forth a complaint prior to the election but for malicious political reasons chose to wait hoping to nullify votes of legal voters and not present them with an alternative option to revote if the court deems it was problematic.

 

5 minutes ago, Nivek said:

In part of my series on why I hate (generally speaking) lawyers and their jobs part 666:

Why is it this gets heard so quickly and not sent into line and heard in 15 months from now? Why the special treatment? This isn’t a time sensitive criminal case where the accused will flee or be executed, it is a legal case in which the plaintiff has had reasonable opportunity to bring forth a complaint prior to the election but for malicious political reasons chose to wait hoping to nullify votes of legal voters and not present them with an alternative option to revote if the court deems it was problematic.

Holy shit the one hour delayed triple post

[G650 14254]

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

This is Kentucky btw

Indeed

[Horn Dogg 3897]

As we are watching this go down, just wanted to drop another FUCK YOU to Trump and his band of grifters.  His mouth is like a giant asshole that opens up and spew shit all over the place all the time.....he can’t go away fast enough.

[jimmyjazz 45920]

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Holy shit the one hour delayed triple post

Would have taken the gold, but got fucked by the Russian judge.