2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

Someone want to let me know when I can pour this motherfucker in celebration? This includes Trump losing, dying of a stroke while watching Biden winning, or Texas fires Herman and hires Urban Meyer. Let’s Go!


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[Brisketexan 105123]

16 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

For a thread that has lasted eight months, it's really exciting finally to be here at the dénouement.  

Let's just bring this one home.

 

10 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

This is the climax. Dénouement will be January 21st.  

I mean, if y'all are planning on rolling that way, what with dénouements and climaxes, I'm re-thinking coming over.  Unless Mrs. GOLL is really demanding my presence....

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

6 minutes ago, G650 said:

 

I believe this is early/mail votes only.

[bolverk 29671]

On CNN, John King is talking about Trump reaching the same level of support as he did in 2016 in those rural counties. What he didn't mention is that Biden is grabbing up what had been the 3rd party vote in 2016, so the VP is exceeding what Hillary had four years ago. 

[The Dog 44043]

I believe this is early/mail votes only.

Nope. 60% of precincts reporting. KY polls closed at 5 our time.

[Pancho 44774]

LOL

Rick Santorum: “Yeah, now I’m scared.”

[Bullneck 19084]

54 minutes ago, WBT said:

I like watching CNN on election nights because John King is the best going hard on the maps but damn, Santorum Santoruming it up right now has me reconsidering.

Anderson looks like a manaquin.

[Guadaloopy 10964]

11 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

It ain't even American. Look at that little thing above the e. Lib traitors.

Marquis de Lafayette use the little thing above the e, Imma use the little thing above the e. 

[Aqua Buddha 14595]

Just now, Pancho said:

LOL

Rick Santorum: “Yeah, now I’m scared.”

What was this in reference to?

[kevwun 15783]

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Nope. 60% of precincts reporting. KY polls closed at 5 our time.

 

Nvm, that's Fayette County.  The state is at 11%.

Edited November 3, 2020 by kevwun

[Huckleberry 32859]

Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

What was this in reference to?

A naked woman

[NIUHuskies 504]

9 minutes ago, G650 said:

 

For the non-Geography experts--Fayette is Lexington. Go Cats?

[Pasken 1309]

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

What was this in reference to?

Percent of Whites and Non College voters is down from 4 years ago.

[AbeFroman 2156]

38 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Bought 2 bottles today because:

1. Twin Liquors

2. If things go bad, one bottle is not going to last the night.

One of your liquors stepped in a jungle trap.

['stache 21813]

Anything short of a bloodbath for dotard and his enablers will be disappointing. I’m expecting disappointment.

[Pancho 44774]

Just now, Huckleberry said:

A naked woman

True.

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

What was this in reference to?

Van Jones said he initially had “rumbles in his tummy” coming into the night but the CNN exit polling on race and education made him start to realize that is bad for Trump, and good for Biden. Santorum then practically agreed and it made his tummy have rumbles and he doesn’t feel so good because there aren’t a lot of White voters because more White voters are good for Trump.

Want a bourbon?

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

4 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

What was this in reference to?

Surburban Cincinnati county in Kentucky with a overwhelming Biden vote; a county that Trump carried 4 years ago, among what others have added.

Edited November 3, 2020 by Francisco 2.0

[Gil Bang 25951]

1 minute ago, Pasken said:

Percent of Whites and Non College voters is down from 4 years ago.

yeah.  Trump needs dumbshit white people to show up. 

[Foosters 17856]

Shit. Just visited the Texags election night thread. Biden is toast. I'm devastated

 

[Beau Vine 54219]

Going to watch TV.

See you glorious bastards on the other side.

Not you, GRHorn.  Fuck off.

[workswithseed 2103]

1 hour ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Lot of liberal hacks on this message board.  I grow to hate our University more each and every day. 

Hahahaha fuck. 

[jimmyjazz 45919]

I'm not liking "the economy" topping "coronavirus" by 2X in exit polls, though.

EDIT:  Georgia & Virginia, but those are important states (tossup + Biden heavy lean)

Edited November 3, 2020 by jimmyjazz

[Homercles 10205]

1 minute ago, Foosters said:

Shit. Just visited the Texags election night thread. Biden is toast. I'm devastated

 

Lots of sheep will be walking funny tomorrow, win, lose or draw. 

[bolverk 29671]

3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Marquis de Lafayette use the little thing above the e, Imma use the little thing above the e. 

That little thing is called an "accent aigu" if it points up; if it points downward, it's called an "accent grave".

(My major was in French as an undergrad.)

[usmc0331horn 953]

1 minute ago, Foosters said:

Shit. Just visited the Texags election night thread. Biden is toast. I'm devastated

 

I must follow that later and Fox News. CAN'T WAIT

[The Dog 44043]

https://mobile.twitter.com/joesonka/status/1323772603899805698

Trump won this county 60-34 in 2016 but 2/3rds of the vote to go there

[MonkeyDoughnut 10234]

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Going to watch TV.

See you glorious bastards on the other side.

Not you, GRHorn.  Fuck off.

Lol, Every time I read your posts it's in the voice of Dobby.... (avatar pic for the non hockey crowd)

[Brisketexan 105123]

Just now, bolverk said:

That little thing is called an "accent aigu" if it points up; if it points downward, it's called an "accent grave".

(My major was in French as an undergrad.)

And his minor was in MFC Danger Girl.

[ChiTownDoc 21152]

I'm already fairly shithammered with a bunch of trumptards.  I did bring a solid crew of proBiden lunatics so things look good overall.  People have agreed not to post videos/pics but as we continue to get more drunk I'm hoping to post some video of the bald eagle attacking a red hat. 

Overall there's a lot of friendly shittalking but the trumpers seem more scared then they were early in the day.  I have not looked at any polling but figured they'd be confident through the finish.  Maybe the pussies aren't drinking enough.  Either way, wish us some luck here in the devil's den.  

[TexEx15 17515]

 

[GreenspointTexas 9600]

Hey Dotard:




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[Aqua Buddha 14595]

Who the fuck are they exit polling?

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19101]

I decided against drinking tonight.  Mainly because this is going to be a long slog, and I am going to use some of the lulls to catch up on some e-mails.  

That being said, I am hoping that our dinner at Le Bernardin on Friday is celebratory.  Biden wins, I will splurge for a nice bottle of bubbly.

[Dnaguy 11953]

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

'Murica. Fuck yeah.

Hopadillo?

[TexEx15 17515]

Seeing CNN project Trump win states we all know he is going to win still makes me sick.

[SubliminalHorn 6786]

cnn calls Indiana for dotus. It’s over

[LonghornSean 3994]

First fuck you of the night goes to....Indiana.

[Ghost of LL 15531]

Goddammit—we lost Indiana. Didn’t see that one coming.


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[totallynotabuttpirate 5398]

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Who the fuck are they exit polling?

[Guadaloopy 10964]

5 minutes ago, bolverk said:

That little thing is called an "accent aigu" if it points up; if it points downward, it's called an "accent grave".

(My major was in French as an undergrad.)

Thanks for the explanation, Voltaire.  

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

 

 

[ChiTownDoc 21152]

3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I decided against drinking tonight.  Mainly because this is going to be a long slog, and I am going to use some of the lulls to catch up on some e-mails.  

That being said, I am hoping that our dinner at Le Bernardin on Friday is celebratory.  Biden wins, I will splurge for a nice bottle of bubbly.

Solid humblebrag.  One of our favorite NYC places even after years...usually like to stick to new places to try. 

[The Dog 44043]

[usmc0331horn 953]

Indiana is basically if skid marks were a state.

[ChiTownDoc 21152]

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

That's 2 votes right there people. 

[immamac 42847]

Man fuck indiana. 

[jimmyjazz 45919]

2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

(My major was in French as an undergrad.)

Me too.  

[G650 14254]

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Thanks for the explanation, Voltaire.  

I lold

[DigDug 1669]

Let it burn Let it burn Let the motherfucker burn.  It’s Election Day!

[Longhornmaniac8 255]

Biden running way out in front of 2016 (~10%) in Pasco and Brevard Counties (FL).

Edited November 4, 2020 by Longhornmaniac8