2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

[Gil Bang 25900]

1 minute ago, texhorn said:

Amazing CNN has called IN with less than 10% reported.

fox called VA already

[Helobious 9483]

Biden is fucked. He’s not looking good anywhere.

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

 

[Dbeasy 14972]

This isn’t looking good ( the first of 500 times I will say that tonight)

[Biff Tannen 45502]

2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Y'all crack me up.  The emotion swings are going to be something else tonight.

Oh it's a scene man.

[Dbeasy 14972]

This isn’t looking good ( the first of 500 times I will say that tonight)

[Jive Turkey 12568]

NY Times needle now has Trump at 91% to win Florida.

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

[mention]Thatguy [/mention] is going to be shithammered!

I’m now in my Doug Jones t-shirt and sweat pants.

I voted, got a wonderful facial, and actually had a relatively productive day at work.

Let’s win this bitch.

This is still a thing correct?

[cactusflinthead 27594]

3 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Kornacki or King?  Convince me?  I think I can take the people in Kornacki's ear all night a little better.

I'm gonna stick mainly with Kornacki. His hair is too short to get very wild ass this time. 

[tx 3 putt 76422]

4 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

FL is just all over the place as results come in. The Miami Dade number CNN just showed is God awful for Biden though, with 82 percent in. They said it was mostly E day votes but Trump was already almost 100k over 2016.

 

the Putin surprise 

[Dbeasy 14972]

This isn’t looking good ( the first of 500 times I will say that tonight)

[WBT 20426]

11 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Biden get FL and GA, we can pull out the pimp cane.... Jk

FL or GA and it's over

[LonghornSean 3942]

This thread seems to be borking a bit

[Neonmoon 38127]

What was this Biden +3 bullshit 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

[mention]Thatguy [/mention] is going to be shithammered!

I’m now in my Doug Jones t-shirt and sweat pants.

I voted, got a wonderful facial, and actually had a relatively productive day at work.

Let’s win this bitch.

This is still a thing correct?

[BrazilHorn 6577]

I’m at kids baseball practice so thanks for the updates

I second the hearty fuck you to Indiana. 
 

This thread reads like the Urban to Texas thread on the football board in terms of swings. 
 

Stay strong mofos

[Dbeasy 14972]

This isn’t looking good ( the first of 500 times I will say that tonight)

[BurntOrange&White 39687]

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

So ... surely those Miami-Dade results on CNN aren’t showing all the mail in votes, right?   Because Biden is only up by 10% instead of the 30% margin for Hillary.   That either can’t be representative, or else Trump is going to easily win Florida. 

Wait, now Jacksonville is Biden by 10%? What?

Ok, I’ve just decided that Florida reporting is all over the map and some must be reporting mostly early votes and some mostly Election Day.  So, probably misleading at this point.  

Thought Florida is a state that doesn’t count mail in ballots until day of

ele once polls close?

[The Dog 43832]

Biden definitely underperforming in Dade. Trump at least 120k better than four years ago there alone. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33848]

Yeah, gonna have to pace myself on this thread. My heart can't handle the swings. Some of you started drinking too early

[gmr548 16520]

FL 92 percent for Trump now. I figured he was going to win it so I am not as sick as I was in 2016. Like ChiTownDoc, I remember the moment I realized Trump was going to win FL vividly. We'll see how NC and GA play out.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

[mention]Thatguy [/mention] is going to be shithammered!

I’m now in my Doug Jones t-shirt and sweat pants.

I voted, got a wonderful facial, and actually had a relatively productive day at work.

Let’s win this bitch.

This is still a thing correct?

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19096]

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

So ... surely those Miami-Dade results on CNN aren’t showing all the mail in votes, right?   Because Biden is only up by 10% instead of the 30% margin for Hillary.   That either can’t be representative, or else Trump is going to easily win Florida. 

Wait, now Jacksonville is Biden by 10%? What?

Ok, I’ve just decided that Florida reporting is all over the map and some must be reporting mostly early votes and some mostly Election Day.  So, probably misleading at this point.  

Remember, it is preceints reporting.  There could be some preceints that are completely out and have higher numbers.  

[Ted Lange 16054]

Biden was never winning Florida (or Texas or GA).  PA, AZ, NC, NV are the states that matter. 

[SizzleChest 8275]

26 or 26 percents reporting.

 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

[mention]Thatguy [/mention] is going to be shithammered!

I’m now in my Doug Jones t-shirt and sweat pants.

I voted, got a wonderful facial, and actually had a relatively productive day at work.

Let’s win this bitch.

This is still a thing correct?

[Biff Tannen 45502]

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Some of you started drinking too early

hey fuck you buddy

[Sbbruin 21744]

12 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Biden get FL and GA, we can pull out the pimp cane.... Jk

I remember someone puling out the pimp cane a little prematurely.

[LonghornSean 3942]

NY times forecast for Florida was at 91-92% for Trump just went down to 84%

[A-Tex Devil 2445]

Kornacki or King?  Convince me?  I think I can take the people in Kornacki's ear all night a little better.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

King needs a breather

[Pato del Muerto 52350]

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Remember, it is preceints reporting.  There could be some preceints that are completely out and have higher numbers.  

Miami dade was like 80% reporting and waaaay down for Joe. 
 

I finally started drinking now that dinner is made, but I won’t be posting pics of my damn Jack and Coke. 

[kevwun 15668]

It's early and you don't know which precincts have reported in the counties.

[The Dog 43832]

Y'all relax already they still reporting. But it's looking like Trump eeks out a win with the redneck riviera.

[Kel Varnsen 8430]

Has anyone mentioned, Fuck Florida?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

King needs a breather

[gmr548 16520]

One note on FL, NYT reports Trump up 57-42 in absentee ballots, with only 17 of 67 counties reporting. That can't hold. FL is clearly just dumping numbers as fast as possible.

[ChiTownDoc 21102]

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

Biden was never winning Florida (or Texas or GA).  PA, AZ, NC, NV are the states that matter. 

True but if Trump rolls in FL vs a small win, those other states look like shit and all the 'BS' about Trump supporters never admitting they support Trump will be looking pretty god damn true. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13417]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Miami dade was like 80% reporting and waaaay down for Joe. 
 

I finally started drinking now that dinner is made, but I won’t be posting pics of my damn Jack and Coke. 

Those 80% reporting numbers are always an iffy guess. Could be higher could be lower.  more of a guideline where it is.

[cactusflinthead 27594]

3 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Kornacki or King?  Convince me?  I think I can take the people in Kornacki's ear all night a little better.

I swear I remember replying 

 

Edit: Kornacki 

 

Edited November 4, 2020 by cactusflinthead

[Sawbonz 27445]

Shit is borked

[Neonmoon 38127]

Biden got crushed in Miami. Jesus 

[LonghornSean 3942]

Do we need a new election night thread? This shit is borked

[Pancho 44493]

 Biden back up in FL

[Blotto 23434]

Picked up some serrano stuffed olives for Mexican martinis...starting off scrong but will likely downshift to beer after the fajitas are grilled. 

[bolverk 29414]

5 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

This isn’t looking good ( the first of 500 times I will say that tonight)

 

5 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

This isn’t looking good ( the first second of 500 times I will say that tonight)

 

4 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

This isn’t looking good ( the first third of 500 times I will say that tonight)

 

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

This isn’t looking good ( the first fourth of 500 times I will say that tonight)

fify

['stache 21778]

King said Miami Dade is in person only. 

[gmr548 16520]

2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Those 80% reporting numbers are always an iffy guess. Could be higher could be lower.  more of a guideline where it is.

Trump is already +100k vs 2016. It's an awful number.

[Kel Varnsen 8430]

I cant believe those latinos bought Trump's bs