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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]


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I’m in a meeting—why is every trump campaign person claiming they won Penn?

They probably just came to the realization that Biden is going to get the W if everything is counted.
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3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I "fell asleep....soundly" on my living room couch. Woke up around 3:30 and crawled into bed. Mexican martinis were killing it, but definitely took hold sometime late into the evening. Surprisingly I woke up at the standard time (7AM) and felt just fine. Was expecting to be a bit more sluggish. 

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12 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

This has probably been posted here already, but if Biden wins he'd be the first president-elect to lose Ohio since JFK in 1960. It only happened one time before that, in 1944. Pretty crazy. 

Any system of government that relies so heavily on that pack of idiots in Ohio is doomed to failure. I actually now think it's a testament to previous American restraint that the prosperity lasted so long. 1946 to 2001 was a good run for modern times. 

 

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Just now, horncyclist said:

Any chance Arizona and Nevada are called today? Would be really nice to see those President Elect graphics with Biden. 

Nope. There won't be any new votes counted in Nevada until mid-day tomorrow.

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Any chance Arizona and Nevada are called today? Would be really nice to see those President Elect graphics with Biden. 

AZ has already been called by some. Maricopa is dropping some additional results tonight, thought to be relatively pro Trump. If they’re not really good for him that may do it.

Nevada plans to have results tomorrow. Given it’s mostly mail votes outstanding I think the expectation is Biden but wait and see approach with it this tight.
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2 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Any chance Arizona and Nevada are called today? Would be really nice to see those President Elect graphics with Biden. 

No chance for Nevada, they wont update counts until tomorrow.  

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1 minute ago, Wanker Bob said:

Any system of government that relies so heavily on that pack of idiots in Ohio is doomed to failure. I actually now think it's a testament to previous American restraint that the prosperity lasted so long. 1946 to 2001 was a good run for modern times. 

 

Anyone that visited that hell hole for the game in 2005 should have predicted this MAGA uprising.   I've still never been around a worse group of people.  They were truly ahead of their time.  

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9 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i had 11 bourbons last night including the one i saw on my night stand this morning.

it's 1:15pm and i'm thinking about it.

I had at least 16 vodkas based on the number of Topo Chicos missing from the fridge. Probably had a few neat as well. My hangover is just starting to set in. Time to hit the sauce!

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26 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Being 2020, I'm expecting some poll watcher to attempt to burn some ballots when given an opportunity in some List-eater manner.

Who's gonna be their El Chapo?

 

 

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1 minute ago, HRSchenker said:

If Georgia flips then it's over right? 

Gets him to 269. PA ends it if he gets that and nothing else that hasn't been called.

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24 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

This has probably been posted here already, but if Biden wins he'd be the first president-elect to lose Ohio since JFK in 1960. It only happened one time before that, in 1944. Pretty crazy. 

Those two winners died before the end of their terms

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9 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Any chance Arizona and Nevada are called today? Would be really nice to see those President Elect graphics with Biden. 

If the 9pm batch in AZ isn't Trumpy enough it will get called

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Anyone that visited that hell hole for the game in 2005 should have predicted this MAGA uprising.   I've still never been around a worse group of people.  They were truly ahead of their time.  

I still can’t forget that girl pissing on the parking garage stairwell and it dripping on the exiting fans. Fucking vile.
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2 minutes ago, Calihorn said:

 

Can I plz haz some pictures of these "stop the count" protestors rolling out looking like this ...

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1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

“Oh is this something y’all are interested in? In that case...”

Bush league shit if they were just going to sit on known information....

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2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

“Oh is this something y’all are interested in? In that case...”

If it goes Bidden, I think it helps with crowd control for sure, or perhaps it makes it worse, either way, I'm drinking.

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3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Bush league shit if they were just going to sit on known information....

NC isn't reporting new numbers until the 12th per Velshi of MSNBC. 



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