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6 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Bwahahaahaha. "We hereby claim it" Huzzah!

 

 

I claim Eva Longoria, Kate Beckinsale, and Heidi Klum as my first three wives.

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17 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I wish my clenched butthole shared your optimism. I know Biden will win, I'm just so doubtful of anything going well in life right now. 

..well at least your not a butt pirate.

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Any ETA on the Nevada and Arizona dumps tonight? I'd like to be at home with a nice whisky in hand when its called.

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Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

So what's the over/under on number of days before Melania divorces the ex-President?

Can she afford to take over half his debt in the divorce proceedings? 

And she won't divorce him. She's an equally awful person.

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26 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I think they're just provisional ballots left, and not enough to realistically overcome trump. It's red, and luckily Biden doesn't need it.

Could have some affect for the Tillis/Cunningham, but you're right in regards to Presidential race. 

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1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

So what's the over/under on number of days before Melania divorces the ex-President?

Her doing some lesbo porn with Stormy Daniels would be a fitting end for her time in the spotlight. Im sure Stormy could find all sorts of things to fit in her end. 

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1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

So what's the over/under on number of days before Melania divorces the ex-President?

about as long as it takes her to figure out his creditors will get first crack at his assets. 

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2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

So what's the over/under on number of days before Melania divorces the ex-President?

Depends on how long she can find a Russian oligarch or a Saudi oil type.  She'd be a big trophy get for those types.

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1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Her doing some lesbo porn with Stormy Daniels would be a fitting end for her time in the spotlight. Im sure Stormy could find all sorts of things to fit in her end. 

Sharpies?

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11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

600,000 votes outstanding in AZ, 400K of those in Maricopa County where Biden is getting 52.3% of those votes currently. We will get two batches of Maricopa vote updates tonight. Sounds like we will know on AZ tonight.

AZ is saying those 400k are early vote from Monday

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Not that anything matters anymore, but in the real world the Trump meltdown is nailing shut any legitimacy to the moral or intellectual underpinnings of conservatism. Forevermore, I will translate the phrase, “as a conservative,” to, “I hereby claim.” Can some coder whip up a little Chrome extension to do this?

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I strenuously object

Is that how it’s done? Hm? “Objection, 'stache!” “Overruled” “No, no. I STRENUOUSLY object.” “Oh! You strenuously object. Then I’ll take some time and reconsider.”

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14 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

Don't forget the gigantic meteor crater.

Actually very impressive but some could call it boring. 

Family road trip a few years ago included Petrified forest, Meteor crater and Grand Canyon all in one day. /csb

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You know, Twitter could isolate him to his own network of AI twitter bots that all agree with him, then he could be put in a fake white house somewhere and he probably would never know he isn't the president.

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3 hours ago, HillaryFan420 said:

It's funny to see Trump go down, but the Republicans are setup pretty well for 2022 and 2024.  The Republicans will likely avoid the remaining fallout of the coronavirus.  The Republicans will hold onto the Senate so no justices or bills that Mitch does not support.  There's also a good chance SCOTUS abrogates the ACA and Mitch will prevent Democrats from passing a replacement plan.  Under those conditions, I don't see how 2022 won't be a bloodbath and 2024 may not be much better depending on how quickly the economy can rebound without significantly more stimulus which Mitch will likely block.

And mysteriously........ overnight......republican confidence in the economy will take a nose dive even tho their orange god still has his finger prints all over the economy. 

why are people in this country so fucking dumb?

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1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

MSNBC reporting that the cops got called about this.   

Not to sure I trust the Thin Blue Line.

If there's one thing cops can't stand, is having some smarmy little prick yell at them "do you know who I am?"

Which is every fucking Trumpkin poll watcher/observer/whatever.

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3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Depends on how long she can find a Russian oligarch or a Saudi oil type.  She'd be a big trophy get for those types.

Wonder if Vincente Fox has a lady. He loves to troll him some dotard. Tweeting out a photo of him cornholing Melanie on a vacation paid for by Trump's alimony would be great. "I'm fucking Melania Trump on vacation, and Donald Trump's paying for it" 

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Just now, Hawndoh said:

You know, Twitter could isolate him to his own network of AI twitter bots that all agree with him, then he could be put in a fake white house somewhere and he probably would never know he isn't the president.

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