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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]


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"Like an obese turtle on his back, flailing in the hot sun.."

 

--Anderson Cooper bringing the lulz!

 

yeah i'm late but that should be repeated five times anyway

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3 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'm only 10 minutes into the trump presser and it is, by far, the most pathetic political scene I've ever witness.  What. A. Pussy. 

Fucking binoculars!

TAKE THE LOSS, PUSSY!

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5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

We once had a sitting Vice President shoot and kill a former SecTreas out in the open of a Jersey field, but you probably haven't been able to get tickets to learn about it yet.  

I saw it with the original cast.

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For such a strong leader who is a man’s man.....he only speaks like a scorned labia

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Just now, Mrs Whiggins said:

These poll watchers (that aren’t official) don’t know what they’re looking at though. I mean, it’s supposed to be private. What are they thinking they can see exactly?

They are there to sow doubt. They are there to challenge any vote and make the volunteers nervous enough to make a mistake they can seize on. That's why they are made to stay a certain feet away. 

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Thinking it might be historically important, I watched the press conference, breaking my vow to never hear him speak again. Tremendous mistake. He’s really the worst.

When did the Georgia SOS switch parties?

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This motherfucker sucks cock
Hey don't knock cock suckers... they're wonderful people. I'm married, so I have to rely on other people's stories, but they sound like delightful company.
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10 minutes ago, heso said:

“In Pennsylvania they collected ballots for 3 days  after the election and we think more than that.”

sir it’s only been 2 days. 

Feels like2 weeks.

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3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Rick Santorum looks sad.  What a pussy.

 

Van Jones is far to the left of me, but both he and Santorum seems like good human beings and it’s comforting to see them work it out live, live Drago and Rocky.

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Just now, achooloco said:

just in case this gets lost in the shuffle, so in for this.

I saw Stuart Stevens say hire a sky writer to fly over Mar a Lago every day and write "LOSER"

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17 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

How many more votes do we have in Georgia to count?

It’s something like 20k. 15k around Atlanta suburbs and 5k trump counties. Gonna be tighter than a nun’s cunnie. 

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