2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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[Gourmand 7,774]

Old gasbag piece of gooper turd Newt Gingrich is on Fox spinning crazy conspiracy theories and attacking PA precinct reporting......

[Fudge Nuggets 19,276]

I’m holding a few beers in reserve to hand out to the minority gangs that are mobilizing to burn down my suburban neighborhood. Anyone got an ETA?

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Oops

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6 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Anyway we can enlist Gritty to get rid of Herman?

This weekend we can fuck around and find out

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Just now, Gourmand said:

Old gasbag piece of gooper turd Newt Gingrich is on Fox spinning crazy conspiracy theories and attacking PA precinct reporting......

It looks like his eyeball is about to fall out of its socket

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19 minutes ago, SameSame said:

 

If you've never done rails with the Rabbi at the party for a newborn Jewish baby boy, you haven't lived.  The manischewitz and smoked salmon really bring out the drip.  

[elfenix 34,385]

John Oliver's show needs to be nothing but Gritty memes this week

[BurntOrange&White 40,436]

1 minute ago, We’reTexas said:

 

Actually kind of a neutral tweet from McConnell. He knows he will lose majority badly if he goes ape shit I think with the conspiracy talk.  

[TexasEd 8,142]

Newt is unhinged again on Fox.  Calmer than last night but still unhinged from reality.

 

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10 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

My hat is off to Philadelphia. They deliver the vote, the laughs, and now this perfect and fun goad. Bravo!

And thanks again to BLM and other people of color for saving the country. You had a majority of whites against you, and you said, "what else is new," before kicking ass.

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Edited November 6, 2020 by RomaVicta

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4 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Get his ass Bernie

This is a good point. Those three states were all very very close, and Clinton pretty much immediately called Trump and conceded. While she was up in the popular vote by like 2 million. 

[UDontKnow 10,503]

12 minutes ago, Kermit said:

Fuck ‘em. Anyone who isn’t celebrating like they won the lottery and got escorts and a shitload of cocaine and molly can suck my tiny pecker.

I take it Kermit that you are not a bullfrog?

[Dbeasy 15,228]

People are forgetting what Trump’s next major action will likely be. He’s hiring organized crime figures and Russian hit men to intimidate electoral voters into changing their vote during the electoral vote.

[jimmyjazz 46,471]

Jake Tapper (paraphrased):  "You should check out the Twitter feed of the President's spawn, because it's like rantings in crayon by someone on an LSD trip."

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2 hours ago, landman said:

I don't want people in California deciding what is best for me in Texas.  

How about from Canada?  You cool with Canadians deciding shit for Texas hooser?

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4 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Seems significant:

And fuck you to all the republicans encouraging Trump's shit. Kevin McCarthy, Ted Cruz, Tom Cotton, Nikki Haley. Traitors. 

 

I  could not find any news articles regarding Rush conceding. Anyone here have audio?

[Anastasis 23,498]

The Biden tenure off to an exceptionally strong meme start. 

[Foosters 17,918]

So who wants to volunteer to dress up as Gritty and go to the next aggy home game?

[High Plains Drifter 11,055]

 

 

 

Throwing out no state, Biden won the popular vote. As did Hillary. As did Obama twice.

Fucking dipshits, everywhere.

 

[BurntOrange&White 40,436]

Just now, Foosters said:

So who wants to volunteer to dress up as Gritty and go to the next aggy home game?

Who was pedobear last time? That guy!

[Pato del Muerto 52,863]

20 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean.....your dad is the most loathed president in modern history.  And 12 years have passed, and there are more voters in those cities.  So....yes?

 

Trump has gotten more raw votes in a lot of areas than he did in 2016. That’s what I don’t believe. 

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[crash_davis 23,154]

there's a fucking self pwnage tweet for every occasion.

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I love how the right always whines about California. Yeah, it really sucks a fuckton of people want to live in a beautiful state near an ocean with a wonderful year-round climate. They should live in a place like Nebraska or Iowa. 

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Has Biden cancelled Christmas yet? I was told it was a certainty 

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More dish on Briscoe Cain

 

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1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

 

Throwing out no state, Biden won the popular vote. As did Hillary. As did Obama twice.

Fucking dipshits, everywhere.

 

This happens in football too. “If you take out that one 65+ yd TD, the defense held for just 2.9 yds per carry”

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5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Actually kind of a neutral tweet from McConnell. He knows he will lose majority badly if he goes ape shit I think with the conspiracy talk.  

No, the point is valid.  The "legal" modifier on "ballot" is a signal flare that fraud is a thing.

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2 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

 

Throwing out no state, Biden won the popular vote. As did Hillary. As did Obama twice.

Fucking dipshits, everywhere.

 

Lol.  Throw out everyone richer than me and I’m the richest person on the planet!

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Just now, TheFlagship said:

Has Biden cancelled Christmas yet? I was told it was a certainty 

Must... resist... urge... 

YOLO

 

[South Austin 52,686]

1 minute ago, TheFlagship said:

Has Biden cancelled Christmas yet? I was told it was a certainty 

No. The Jews did this.

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2 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Newt is unhinged again on Fox.  Calmer than last night but still unhinged from reality.

 

That shit was deplorable. Gingrich is a deplorable. He cited 538 and the 23000 votes from Philly (all for Biden) and used that as proof of dirty deeds by dirty poll workers and intentionally ignored the actual reason behind the vote count in that batch. A quick search on google or Twitter explains that but the Fixed News viewers are not intellectually capable of that exercise.

 

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Trump has gotten more raw votes in a lot of areas than he did in 2016. That’s what I don’t believe. 

I can believe trump did a lot better in rural areas than 2016. Just drive out to them. I’m from one of the areas growing up. My Facebook is nothing but trump types. 

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There gonna be any violence tonight?

GOP leadership is still riling up the mouthbreathers.

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If you take Vince Young off of Texas then USC actually won something like 38-10. 

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4 minutes ago, Foosters said:

So who wants to volunteer to dress up as Gritty and go to the next aggy home game?

 

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Who was pedobear last time? That guy!

[South Austin 52,686]

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I love how the right always whines about California. Yeah, it really sucks a fuckton of people want to live in a beautiful state near an ocean with a wonderful year-round climate. They should live in a place like Nebraska or Iowa. 

Have you ever been to Iowa?  It's like heaven. 

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The documents were lost by UPS!

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11 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Your sister married Gritty? Respect. 

We all broke tradition and moved outside the circle of cousins for mates.

And we've got a few hot cousins. Some days I have to turn off that 23andMe feed just to settle down.

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1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

 

I don't know about this one, bro. You might actually become a ghost. 

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10 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

TexAgs is still in the denial stage.

What makes Trump so unlikeable?

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AustinCountyAg

9:14a

 

 

In a lot of these threads people keep saying Trump lost because of his personality, his attitude, etc....What the hell makes him so unlikeable vs Biden? What has he said, or done that made him impossible to vote for? I honestly don't get it.

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3154378

I can't read more than a few posts on a few threads there without the nausea ruining the schadenfreude (can an Aggie really be a freude? Maybe Hodensack). The blend of pure Aggy and Trump cultism is like...like...take it away Uma:

[mdmost 43,297]

Trumps attacking of polls as a reason why his people may not have shown up is incredibly delicious given he promised them for months that the polls were wrong. So why would they believe the fake news media over their BY GOD EMPEROR?

Edited November 6, 2020 by mdmost

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4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

No, the point is valid.  The "legal" modifier on "ballot" is a signal flare that fraud is a thing.

CNN has done nothing but refer to them as legal votes though giving the same modifier. 

Edited November 6, 2020 by BurntOrange&White