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Technically, the PA recount threshold is 0.495684.  Not sure if their law on recounts states this meets the 0.5 criteria via rounding.  But, the rest of the math should not preclude this from being called.  I guess the Fox and AP call on Arizona just spooked the living shit out of ABC, NBC, CBS, and CNN.

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i bet too much on this damn election so wasn't trying to jinx shit (still knocking on wood tho) but fuck it now, i'm popping that michters 10, fuck this shit. it's over. fuck trump.

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15 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

They're going to call it right about 3pm tomorrow right after we lose to WVU, aren't they?

Son of a bitch.

You'll know it was called when a bunch of barefoot WVU fans start shooting. 

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18 minutes ago, heso said:

How much is it going to eat Trump alive watching Joe come out there and talk, both of them knowing the results of this, while he sits on his fat ass in the Oval Office strewn with Big Mac wrappers shouting about stolen votes. 

The best part is nobody did squat in his defense.  When it was all said and done, he alone lost.  He had all these delusions of armies and SCOTUS nominees coming to his defense and crickets.  Now he gets to battle NY state alone too.  

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2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Rolling Rock still exists? 

I dunno, doesn't it? I just assumed it did.

Awful stuff. Yuengling is actually good.

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21 minutes ago, heso said:

How much is it going to eat Trump alive watching Joe come out there and talk, both of them knowing the results of this, while he sits on his fat ass in the Oval Office strewn with Big Mac wrappers shouting about stolen votes. 

That's how they'll get him out of the WH, leave a trail of Happy Meals that lead out to a paddy wagon.  

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5 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Rolling Rock still exists? 

Yea but it’s not made in Latrobe anymore. Anheuser Busch bought it a while back. 

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5 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

The best part is nobody did squat in his defense.  When it was all said and done, he alone lost.  He had all these delusions of armies and SCOTUS nominees coming to his defense and crickets.  Now he gets to battle NY state alone too.  

Yeah, Mitch ain't going out there and screaming from the rooftops that the voting is rigged and Donnie won.

Then again, Mitch is too busy fretting over finding a cure for trying on Marvolo Gaunt's ring.

But the point is, Mitch and a lot of others are not, and in fact some like Chris Christie have practically turned on him publicly.

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Karma is a motherfuckin bitch. Open the damn windows and spray down the White House before Biden moves in, can’t have a competent president get sick due to the clown show that stayed there prior.

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10 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Technically, the PA recount threshold is 0.495684.  Not sure if their law on recounts states this meets the 0.5 criteria via rounding.  But, the rest of the math should not preclude this from being called.  I guess the Fox and AP call on Arizona just spooked the living shit out of ABC, NBC, CBS, and CNN.

Trump has to win too many states.  It's not the single odds of PA, GA, NV, or AZ it's the need to get the parlay of PA, GA and another one when he is behind in all of them.

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2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Anyone surprised the WH had another covid superspreader event?

Just have to sit back and wait for the other big names to pop at this point. These fucking dolts. 

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4 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Is every bottle still somehow 45% foam?

Ha. Probably. I haven’t had one in maybe 15 years.

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1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Ive gotten this far, now I just need to find an online tshirt store that can print it on a shirt

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You might be ok with that one.  I have a feeling the reason that I can’t find one is that the sites where it is easy to do probably don’t allow profanity.

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My maternal grandparents had two portraits in their den: the Pope and JFK. I can’t help but imagine that they’re in heaven pooping some champagne (although they were really whisky drinkers) at the second Catholic president being elected.


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