2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

[Underdog 28633]

30 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Rudy spewing shit in front of a place that spreads it. 

[South Austin 52503]

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

NSIAP:

 

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20873]

Did they even try to explain the location of the press conference?

or does everyone just acknowledge that they’re so fucking stupid they called the wrong four seasons?

[The Maestro 750]

[SizzleChest 8284]

40 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

At what point should the military intervene to ensure a peaceful transition of power? A lame duck president should not be allowed to undermine our constitutional system through intimidation. This is probably all typical Trump bluster, but it’s shocking how fragile our democracy is.

 

[Neonmoon 38129]

 

[SizzleChest 8284]

dp 

Edited November 7, 2020 by SizzleChest

[Underdog 28633]

1 minute ago, SizzleChest said:

 

Speaking of which, whatever happened with Tort Tyke?  One Mr. Briscoe Cain. 

[C-Man 27227]

[Hiphopopotamos 20873]

 

[South Austin 52503]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

 

Very cogent arguments. He should coach a high school debate team.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

Such a good day.  I’m gonna grill some gottdamn American hot dogs to celebrate the wins.  Now if only the aggy gets upset by SC my day will be complete. They’re already in tears over the election, a loss to the cocks might just put them over the edge.

[RDCanecutter 26442]

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Speaking of which, whatever happened with Tort Tyke?  One Mr. Briscoe Cain. 

Well, he's away from his wife and family, in a large anonymous liberal metropolitan area where anybody can be themselves and meet other people with similar interests, so...

 

...my guess is, he's praying. For us.

[C-Man 27227]

Speaking of which, whatever happened with Tort Tyke?  One Mr. Briscoe Cain. 

Probably holed up with Harlan Hill in a room at the Philadelphia Four Seasons

[Reynolds Woodcock 4740]

Don’t care if already posted. New York is awesome right now. Love you guys

 

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20873]

 

[RDCanecutter 26442]

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Very cogent arguments. He should coach a high school debate team.

That team might not win, but they wouldn't get picked on.

[closetohumping 17442]

Gonna buy myself a nice bottle of bourbon take a commemorative drink and then have sex with South Austin's mom.

[InkaUtexas 25939]

3 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Such a good day.  I’m gonna grill some gottdamn American hot dogs to celebrate the wins.  Now if only the aggy gets upset by SC my day will be complete. They’re already in tears over the election, a loss to the cocks might just put them over the edge.

making burgers here! And we can only hope! 

[South Austin 52503]

Just now, closetohumping said:

Gonna buy myself a nice bottle of bourbon take a commemorative drink and then have sex with South Austin's mom.

Get in line, asshole.

[InkaUtexas 25939]

Just now, closetohumping said:

Gonna buy myself a nice bottle of bourbon take a commemorative drink and then have sex with South Austin's mom.

Line might be longer than some of the polling places. 

[Hefeweizen 5321]

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Gonna buy myself a nice bottle of bourbon take a commemorative drink and then have sex with South Austin's mom.

Who isn’t?  It’s a short and undistinguished list.

[closetohumping 17442]

Just now, Hefeweizen said:

Who isn’t?  It’s a short and undistinguished list.

Yes, but I'm hoping to go first today

[Wanker Bob 379]

This election really highlighted just how big the divide is between Americans who live in densely populated cities and Americans who live in the sticks. People in cities tend to associate with people of different races and backgrounds a lot more and aren't as susceptible to trumpy type bullshit as echo chamber white bumpkins with not much to do but surf white supremacist Facebook groups and watch Fox news all night every night. The two groups are so far apart if you didn't know you'd never guess they were in the same country

[South Austin 52503]

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Line might be longer than some of the polling places. 

STOP THE COUNTING!

[Underdog 28633]

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

Probably holed up with Harlan Hill in a room at the Philadelphia Four Seasons

 

Waiting on the press conference?  

[Hefeweizen 5321]

Just now, South Austin said:

STOP THE COUNTING!

This joke is never not funny.  Gritty approves of this entire thread.

[conVINCEd 21469]

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Line might be longer than some of the polling places. 

The setup is pretty nice.  She’s got the little circles 6 feet apart all the way around the block.

[Biff Tannen 45685]

3 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

This election really highlighted just how big the divide is between Americans who live in densely populated cities and Americans who live in the sticks. People in cities tend to associate with people of different races and backgrounds a lot more and aren't as susceptible to trumpy type bullshit as echo chamber white bumpkins with not much to do but surf white supremacist Facebook groups and watch Fox news all night every night. The two groups are so far apart if you didn't know you'd never guess they were in the same country

Yes this does seem to be a problem. 

[closetohumping 17442]

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

The setup is pretty nice.  She’s got the little circles 6 feet apart all the way around the block.

Gonna wear a trump mask and continually say yuuuge

[Aqua Buddha 14596]

Strong move to the paint finishing with some motherfucking authority:

 

 

[burntorangebongos 10710]

crying titty bitch gonna need more time?  Grow a pair and concede already.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

8 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

Probably holed up with Harlan Hill in a room at the Philadelphia Four Seasons

 

He's gonna get home and his wife will find out his briefcase wasn't even opened.

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

I met a traveller from an antique land,

Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone

Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,

Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,

And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,

Tell that its sculptor well those passions read

Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,

The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;

And on the pedestal, these words appear:

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away.

[Bozo_Casanova 26460]

9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

Probably holed up with Harlan Hill in a room at the Philadelphia Four Seasons

 

I think you mean he’ll be holed up BY Harlan Hill in a booth at the place next door to Four Seasons Landscaping in Philadelphia.

6 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Line might be longer than some of the polling places. 

South Austin’s mom’s house is a polling place.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Pot roast, potatoes, carrots, rolls and we're popping the champagne afterwards.

Cheers to the President-elect and the Vice-President-elect!

 

[Hefeweizen 5321]

Shelley wasn’t that great.  In the Best poet, except maybe that Billy Ray Cyrus.

[Pig Bellmont 8718]

4 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Strong move to the paint finishing with some motherfucking authority:

 

 

You mean she won’t say “fuck Christmas?”

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[UpperWestside 6163]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Same

We start classes that week, but I can easily put that shit online for Week 1

EDIT:  for me it would be flying up from Screwston. 

Do it man. I think it will be fun to experience it. I am definitely looking forward to being there.

[HenryJames 66052]

NSIAP

[Prepuce of Doom 21073]

One step closer to writing rude wishes on one of these things and lighting it off. 

Edited November 7, 2020 by Prepuce of Doom
Fuck that guy in the goatass.

[Bevo14 8311]

Yo I didn't know Stacey Abrams got a masters at UT. We gotta get her on Surly.

[G650 14256]

4 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Pot roast, potatoes, carrots, rolls and we're popping the champagne afterwards.

Cheers to the President-elect and the Vice-President-elect!

 

The missus and I had date night already planned, so just ups the celebration

[Bama Chick 28596]

[DigglerontheHoof 21199]

Just now, Bama Chick said:

 

 

 

Fuck his feelings.

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

3 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Yo I didn't know Stacey Abrams got a masters at UT. We gotta get her on Surly.

she'd potentially disown us.

Edited November 7, 2020 by Hank Chinaski

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

21 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Speaking of which, whatever happened with Tort Tyke?  One Mr. Briscoe Cain. 

He's still there I think? He tweeted something about it, but it has a flag/warning attached to it. He's been catching a lot of grief in the comments, plus a few eyeballs from folks that think he's cute. Don't know how Bergundi and his five young sons feel about that, but when you retweet this, what can you expect?

 

[The University 851]

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

NSIAP

that guy is fucking awesome

[Bama Chick 28596]