2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Lmao

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20540]

Who would have thought that two men in their 70s could maintain an election for so long?

[South Austin 52659]

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Who would have thought that two men in their 70s could maintain an election for so long?

I’m stealing that.

[Bama Chick 28596]

Awwwww

[G650 14284]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52664]

28 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Well, he's away from his wife and family, in a large anonymous liberal metropolitan area where anybody can be themselves and meet other people with similar interests, so...

 

...my guess is, he's praying. For us.

I agree that he’s been spending more time on his knees than on his feet. 

[staboner 4988]

nice to wake up to in tomorrow land. even if jus barely it fucking feels good man

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20540]

Just now, South Austin said:

I’m stealing that.

Let me rephrase that:

Who other than South Austin's mom knew that two men in their 70s could maintain an election so long?

[washparkhorn 9939]

 

[South Austin 52659]

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Let me rephrase that:

Who other than South Austin's mom knew that two men in their 70s could maintain an election so long?

I’m stealing that.

[Bevo14 8386]

9 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

she'd potentially disown us.

Touche

[LonghornSean 4034]

I’m down here to see the fun in front of the capitol

[totallynotabuttpirate 5407]

Gritty coming through. 

Gritt

[Zonahorn 8079]

 

[Underdog 28823]

Hot or Not thread that way ------------------>

[Bozo_Casanova 26613]

Total Wine by my house is out of Dom Perignon. The manager said there was a rush at about 1130.

[Zonahorn 8079]

 

[C-Man 27293]

[Guest Lobo]

3 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

I’m down here to see the fun in front of the capitol

UnderButts for Biden!  

"A President we can get behind!  Specifically, her behind!"  

[Okie State 3848]

Was outside washing my car and overheard some Trumpkin neighbors ranting about how this was bullshit and they feel good about it being overturned once the courts rule on the clear and obvious fraud.

I wonder what it's like to live on a different planet.

[Bama Chick 28596]

Ha ha, eat shit Kush.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5407]

Got some prime ribeye then shaved it down for some cheesesteaks. Next up is lots and lots of wine. 

[conVINCEd 21474]

Sister just came by and picked up her kids. Party time.

[Gourmand 7774]

reading the dirt from White House sources as the rats jump ship the next few days is gonna be fucking awesome

[South Austin 52659]

7 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

I’m down here to see the fun in front of the capitol

Great ass.*
 

 

 

*please let her be at least 18.

[Hagbard Celine 10966]

2 hours ago, F250 said:

Time to start rounding up the Trumpkins.

 

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

[South Austin 52659]

NSIAP

 

[Hagbard Celine 10966]

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Great ass.*

*please let her be at least 18.

dude

[yoladu 4114]

19 minutes ago, G650 said:

 

oh.my.god i am dying

[Bama Chick 28596]

[4th&Five 41618]

Edited November 7, 2020 by 4th&Five

[Dahobbs 17717]

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

dude

To each their own . NTTIAWWT. 

[Bateshorn 9942]

1 hour ago, G650 said:

Surly meet up? @Bateshorn
is also in the area already as are a few others.

I could do a meet up.  But on inauguration, ima do what I do every time: cook, sit in my nice toasty house, and day drink. 

[Dahobbs 17717]

Seriously though, texags is scary. 

[yoladu 4114]

6 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

Edited November 7, 2020 by yoladu

[Mo Horn 8875]

4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 Anger phase of the grieving process. 

[ruitxn 298]

48 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Yes, but I'm hoping to go first today

Sorry, too late.

[Brisketexan 105478]

NSIAP, click through and read the whole thread:
 

Who said poetry is dead?

Wait...  Kamala's dad was the lead singer for Fine Young Cannibals? 

This post....drives me crazy.

Rudy was outside a landscaping company  next to a dildo store when this happened. 

Again....self-writing poetry.

Yo I didn't know Stacey Abrams got a masters at UT. We gotta get her on Surly.

Classmate of my wife. Always sharp as hell.

that guy is fucking awesome

Indeed.

I’m down here to see the fun in front of the capitol

I mean, that DOES look like fun. Some parts in particular.

[Radical Larry 28664]

His own lawyers already said observers were allowed in the counting rooms. He’s such a fucking stupid orange piece of shit.

[horncyclist 1391]

4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

This shit is so fucking dangerous. He's still doing Putin's bidding. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20889]

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13595]

Surly told me my Gatling Gun of rep is starting to melt and I got to let it cool off for a day.

[Chooky 13321]

Why are they mad at Kush? He booked a classy presser behind Carl Spackler's groundskeeping shed, deployed a young Texas attorney and his Red Rider BB Gun and Thor is hammering Wisconsin. Fucking Thor, man! And allow me to spell this one out for you: R.U.D.Y.!

[atomheartbevo 89878]

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

That's a lot of electors they'd need to have switch over. And you are basically committing suicide if you do that. People will know who you are. 

If I were Mitch and Co., I'd be sweating bullets over the idea of Trump trying to get electors to switch.  That would be a great way to drive insanely high numbers of Dem turnout for the Georgia Senate races in January.

[Underdog 28823]

17 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Ha ha, eat shit Kush.
 

No shit. 

[immamac 43373]

1 minute ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Surly told me my Gatling Gun of rep is starting to melt and I got to let it cool off for a day.

Treefiddy

[elfenix 34364]

 

[Prepuce of Doom 21112]

[USMCHorn 1369]

4 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Surly told me my Gatling Gun of rep is starting to melt and I got to let it cool off for a day.

Gotta join the treefiddy club playa.

[TexasEd 8077]

25 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

I’m down here to see the fun in front of the capitol