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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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17 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Great ass.*
 

 

 

*please let her be at least 18.

i think i'd need a birth certificate, a passport, a driver's license, a notarized letter from her mother and a witnessed statement from the doc who delivered her

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Of all the absurd shit that has happened under this president... and lord knows the list is way too fucking long, I'm still trying to wrap my head around his attorney challenging the election results in front of a landscaping company next to a dildo shop.

How on earth did we get here? 

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3 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Of all the absurd shit that has happened under this president... and lord knows the list is way too fucking long, I'm still trying to wrap my head around his attorney challenging the election results in front of a landscaping company next to a dildo shop.

How on earth did we get here? 


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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Well, he's away from his wife and family, in a large anonymous liberal metropolitan area where anybody can be themselves and meet other people with similar interests, so...

 

...my guess is, he's praying. For us.

And he better pray good.

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17 minutes ago, Chooky said:

 

So far 77.4 million people have voted against him. That is over 22.5% more than have voted against any sitting President before. Here is a list of the main party candidates who have had the most Americans vote against them since 2000. As you can imagine it's mostly in chronological order with a notable exception.

1. Donald Trump, 2020 - 77,398,920
2. Donald Trump, 2016 - 73,684,412
3. Joe Biden, 2020 - 73,095,582
4. John McCain, 2008 - 71,365,497
5. Hillary Clinton, 2016 - 70,815,721
6. Mitt Romney, 2012 - 68,151,903
7. John Kerry, 2004 - 63,266,402
8. Barack Obama, 2012 - 63,169,612
9. Barack Obama, 2008 - 61,815,304
10. George W. Bush, 2004 - 60,254,236
11. George W. Bush, 2000 - 54,949,098
12. Al Gore, 2000 - 54,405,203

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15 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Of all the absurd shit that has happened under this president... and lord knows the list is way too fucking long, I'm still trying to wrap my head around his attorney challenging the election results in front of a landscaping company next to a dildo shop.

How on earth did we get here? 

 

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2 minutes ago, J.R. said:

Seriously I want to know why Four Seasons Landscaping was selected as the venue for that press conference 

Prevailing theory is that the idiots in the Trump campaign idiotically called the wrong Four Seasons, booked it, then went ahead with it when they realized the mistake instead of admitting the mistake. Because they're idiots.

I can't find any holes in the theory.

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I can't imagine that the Four Seasons Hotel would have taken a booking for a Trump press conference. First, they're a Canadian company and Canadians despise Trump. Second, everyone knows the Trump campaign is broke and doesn't pay its bills.

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5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


75,000,000 Legal Votes. The most EVER for a challenger to a sitting President.
 

I mean, honestly, what is the point this great thinker is trying to make?

See, his votes were counted legally. Biden's were counted illegally by the same people in the same rooms. It makes perfect sense.

 

If you're a barely functioning regard.

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