2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

[RDCanecutter 26512]

13 hours ago, Jhawkmvp said:

As a someone who grew up in Kansas with all my family originally from a small rural town and observing what happened with my aunts, uncles, and cousins from that area. The smartest rural people go away to college, and rarely go back, so there are fewer smart people in the local gene pool. The cycle repeats generation after generation and the average IQ continues to plummet.

100 years ago you had to be pretty smart to survive in the country. All kinds of ways to starve/die/sicken/waste away if you weren't on your A-game. Now if you need something, you just crank up the bank's pickup truck, tool down a stretch of asphalt that makes an all-day trip into a 15-minute one, and slap down plastic for whatever you feel like packing your gut with.

None of the above actually lowers the IQ, mind you-- that job goes to Bro Country.

[horncyclist 1391]

I think it's more like this:

 

[RDCanecutter 26512]

16 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Wait, Kemp is calling for hand recount per Fox. Why if the votes have already been certified?

It'll give him more time to round up illegals in his big truck.

Sounds like Kemp-blather that he had to say so he doesn't get jumped by yahoos.

[Red Five 41009]

On brand 
 

We should name the vaccine after him! -Geraldo

[Cousin Strawberry 1263]

16 hours ago, Underdog said:

 

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Fuck her. Her decision will stain her life. 

Emily Murphy looks like she has to wipe her ass with a square bail of hay.  

[RDCanecutter 26512]

16 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

If they involved her...I'll jump. 

fi to reflect fleeing from Emily.

[Chooky 13321]

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Fuck her. Her decision will stain her life. 

Emily, I know it feels as though you're stuck between two great forces of weight.  But know this, Emily, there is a third force, because you are fat.

[Biff Tannen 45752]

59 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Because Kemp is a piece of shit. This is the man that sued the Atlanta mayor for her mask mandate, the man that engaged in voter suppression to win his election. If he could, he would decertify the election. 

 

58 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Because he doesn’t want to get primaried by a qanon simp and lose. Same as the SOS saying he isn’t happy that Biden won. Trying to appease their base without flagrantly breaking the law. 

Both correct. 

[tantric superman 4668]

43 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

I think it's more like this:

 

Yeah, like Trump could whip up a pasta sauce and do veal cutlets, let alone microwave a hot pocket.

[Underdog 28823]

Probably just eats the hot pocket right out of the box cause he's a dumbass. 

 

[Francisco 2.0 32432]

 

[Pancho 45180]

 

[Bozo_Casanova 26613]

I’m extremely alarmed by the Michigan effort

[SubliminalHorn 6815]

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Seriously republicans keep fucking around; you’ll eventually find out

[Hefeweizen 5347]

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I’m extremely alarmed by the Michigan effort

I’m not.  No one should these morons seriously.  There will be blood in the streets if they do this and it changes the result of the election.

[Foosters 17896]

If lots of folks don't end up in prison for this, then I don't want to hear a single fucking complaint the next time they try this.

[Bozo_Casanova 26613]

1 minute ago, Hefeweizen said:

I’m not.  No one should these morons seriously.  There will be blood in the streets if they do this and it changes the result of the election.

This is our concern dude. But even if it doesn’t (and it almost certainly won’t) deligitimizing democracy itself for the losing side and a national party signing on to an effort to ask a state legislature overturn the result of an election is a real bad thing. Hard to unring that bell.

Edited November 21, 2020 by Bozo_Casanova

[Neonmoon 38130]

9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

[Huckleberry 33163]

12 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

If they actually do this then they should be strung up in the streets. Not kidding. 

[BrickHorn 18298]

8 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

This is our concern dude. But even if it doesn’t (and it almost certainly won’t) deligitimizing democracy itself for the losing side and a national party signing on to an effort to ask a state legislature overturn the result of an election is a real bad thing. Hard to unring that bell.

Agreed. This is a long term play. Republicans aren’t doing this for Trump. They’re undermining institutions and processes so that those inconveniences won’t be around to stop the next would-be GOP dictator.

[Pato del Muerto 52664]

39 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Probably just eats the hot pocket right out of the box cause he's a dumbass. 

 

You just know he holds it with both hands, too. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26613]

I hope @Ag with kids is happy with this. The justification for giving party identity itself representation among other things is also the justification for putting a partisan outcome ahead of all other things, including democracy itself. 
When George Washington warned you people about factionalism he knew what he was about. 
 

h/t @Anastasis. The burn-it-down plan is working as expected. 

[formermav43 4606]

48 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Yeah, like Trump could whip up a pasta sauce and do veal cutlets, let alone microwave a hot pocket.

You think microwaving a hot pocket is more difficult?

[Neonmoon 38130]

Also, if they fuck around, they might find out 

 

[DigDug 1684]

8 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I hope @Ag with kids is happy with this. The justification for giving party identity itself representation among other things is also the justification for putting a partisan outcome ahead of all other things, including democracy itself. 
When George Washington warned you people about factionalism he knew what he was about. 
 

h/t @Anastasis. The burn-it-down plan is working as expected. 

He posts at texags and is right inline with all the qanon nutbags.

[henrygandorf 29198]

7 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Also, if they fuck around, they might find out 

 

yeah, this seems to be the play.

"hey gang, i know you have this big cool plan to illegally flip michigan for your boy.  first of all, it won't work.  second, you'll be facing 5-10 years in prison.  have a good day."

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Fuck her. Her decision will stain her life. 

 

1 hour ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

 

Emily Murphy looks like she has to wipe her ass with a square bail of hay.  

 

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Emily, I know it feels as though you're stuck between two great forces of weight.  But know this, Emily, there is a third force, because you are fat.

Is it just me, or is (or was in the case of Linda) there something about this Karen energy with Linda Tripp and Emily Murphy? Tripp was hired on during 41's term and stayed on during Clinton and Murphy is a Trump appointee. Originally began working for the govt. off and on since 2005. I normally don't believe it appropriate to comment on appearances as there is only so much under one's control in that regard, but the two women fit a particular demographic quite well.

[hookemATL 11941]

It’s like a fully transitioned Drew Carey, except less fuckable. 

[Underdog 28823]

Hey now, Drew be looking fairly sharp on the New Covid-Improved TPIR. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26613]

12 minutes ago, DigDug said:

He posts at texags and is right inline with all the qanon nutbags.

He’s  here too and FTR I think he’s a good guy. He’s just really, really wrong about how the world works and what allows the American experiment to continue.

[The Dog 44175]

32 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

In short, she can replace any board member who refuses to certify with someone who will. 

As aside - the losses in AZ and GA threw a monkey wrench into Trump's contingency plans once he lost the election. Their plan was to make it all about Pennsylvania and try to get the legislature there to name Trump electors instead - thereby giving him a 279-259 win.

That's why they flipped their shit when Fox called AZ for Biden on election night - they had planned to do this bullshit all along but wanted it to only be about one state. That's the only way it would have had any chance of success (and a very small one even then). The GA results made this little gambit of theirs impossible. 

[tantric superman 4668]

16 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

It’s like a fully transitioned Drew Carey, except less fuckable. 

I'll admit, I googled drew carey to find out if he was transitioning.

[Pato del Muerto 52664]

5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

In short, she can replace any board member who refuses to certify with someone who will. 

As aside - the losses in AZ and GA threw a monkey wrench into Trump's contingency plans once he lost the election. Their plan was to make it all about Pennsylvania and try to get the legislature there to name Trump electors instead - thereby giving him a 279-259 win.

That's why they flipped their shit when Fox called AZ for Biden on election night - they had planned to do this bullshit all along but wanted it to only be about one state. That's the only way it would have had any chance of success (and a very small one even then). The GA results made this little gambit of theirs impossible. 

At this point, I think the republicans know they can’t do enough to give trump the presidency, but if they can successfully flip a state with no evidence of fraud then they set a precedent for future elections. Which they believe will always favor them as they hold more governorships and state legislatures, and will likely continue to hold state legislatures as long as they get to draw up the district lines. 

[The Dog 44175]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

At this point, I think the republicans know they can’t do enough to give trump the presidency, but if they can successfully flip a state with no evidence of fraud then they set a precedent for future elections. Which they believe will always favor them as they hold more governorships and state legislatures, and will likely continue to hold state legislatures as long as they get to draw up the district lines. 

You're giving them too much credit IMHO. 

Look at the damage Trump is doing to GOP chances to hold the Senate in the GA runoffs.

This is just random shit-slinging now. 

[South Austin 52659]

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Look at the damage Trump is doing to GOP chances to hold the Senate in the GA runoffs.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

16 minutes ago, The Dog said:

In short, she can replace any board member who refuses to certify with someone who will.

If it comes to that, I hope the FBI sets up in her living room because the nutso militia that aren't already in jail will be all riled up even more than they already are.

[BrickHorn 18298]

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

You're giving them too much credit IMHO. 

Look at the damage Trump is doing to GOP chances to hold the Senate in the GA runoffs.

This is just random shit-slinging now. 

People keep saying this but I don’t see it. It presumes that Republicans care about principles and rules and laws. They don’t. The more Trump fights dirty, the more enthusiastic they become.

[Pato del Muerto 52664]

6 minutes ago, The Dog said:

You're giving them too much credit IMHO. 

Look at the damage Trump is doing to GOP chances to hold the Senate in the GA runoffs.

This is just random shit-slinging now. 

What damage?  Georgia republicans are still scared shitless to go against this bullshit, and make sure everyone knows they are only being held back by the law and if they had any level of choice they’d go along with the steal. 

[tantric superman 4668]

If either Dem wins in GA I'll be absolutely stunned.  I'm buying that this election was about fear - fear of four more years of Trump and fear of socialist squad members donning serrated strap-ons and sodomizing white patriots in the GA suburbs  because no police. 

[washparkhorn 9939]

42 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Is it just me, or is (or was in the case of Linda) there something about this Karen energy with Linda Tripp and Emily Murphy? Tripp was hired on during 41's term and stayed on during Clinton and Murphy is a Trump appointee. Originally began working for the govt. off and on since 2005. I normally don't believe it appropriate to comment on appearances as there is only so much under one's control in that regard, but the two women fit a particular demographic quite well.

Big and Evil Pam Beesly vibe

Edited November 21, 2020 by washparkhorn

[The Dog 44175]

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What damage?

"The election was stolen" narrative is potentially depressing turnout from the very people they need to show up, which is making it harder for the two GOP contenders to campaign. They should be saying "we need you to turn out so we can be the hedge against President Biden and his far left agenda!"

That requires that they acknowledge that Biden is president-elect which they cannot do as long as Trump alleges the presidential election is rigged.

Edited November 21, 2020 by The Dog

[Pato del Muerto 52664]

“We can’t lose the senate” is a message that doesn’t require a specific president. 

[TexArcher 38119]

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

If they actually do this then they should be strung up in the streets. Not kidding. 

Yep.  Hang them in public.

[hobbes2702 13085]

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

If they actually do this then they should be strung up in the streets. Not kidding. 

Yup, I mean I guess it’s not treason technically but it might as well be.

[washparkhorn 9939]

13 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

If either Dem wins in GA I'll be absolutely stunned.  I'm buying that this election was about fear - fear of four more years of Trump and fear of socialist squad members donning serrated strap-ons and sodomizing white patriots in the GA suburbs  because no police. 

Agree - the Republicans have now researched how to ratfuck elections. They will use that knowledge from now to eternity.

The ghost of Nixon lives in Trumpers. It's wired into the Trump experience.

Edited November 21, 2020 by washparkhorn

[closetohumping 17491]

So, a total of 7m votes switched from trump to biden and 5 m votes from dead people and service dogs?

[Dahobbs 17717]

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

If they actually do this then they should be strung up in the streets. Not kidding. 

Drawn and quartered would be my preference. 

[ndawg 1242]

12 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

If either Dem wins in GA I'll be absolutely stunned.  I'm buying that this election was about fear - fear of four more years of Trump and fear of socialist squad members donning serrated strap-ons and sodomizing white patriots in the GA suburbs  because no police. 

America in 2020: "uh, yeah, turns out 'blow up the system' was a bad idea and boring gridlock isn't so bad after all."

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

4 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Fuck her. Her decision will stain her life. 

She must be really stupid.  Do your job and maybe Biden keeps you on.  Fuck around and now you probably get fired in a few months.  Of course I'm sure Trump will be loyal to her and hook her up with a sweet maid job at one of his hotels.

[South Austin 52659]

1 minute ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Do your job and maybe Biden keeps you on. 

There’s no maybe. On January 20 Joe Biden needs to go straight from the inauguration to her office and be like . . .