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1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I'm sure he could get a gun if he asks nicely.

 

 

P.S. This is surly so I of course I don't actually want this to happen . . . but maybe? #louisck

My preferred method would be that he wade into the ocean at Mar a Lago, with the intent of drowning himself, only to be run over by a boat sporting multiple MAGA flags.

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I'll bet a pizza that sometime on Thursday when his overseers are in and out for Thanksgiving, he'll see something on OAN and tweet that he never actually agreed to any of this and demands that all transition activity stop because in  two weeks the Supreme Court will call him the winner of the election. As support he'll say that he heard from all of the businesses that the 30,000 dow  was because they all knew that he won so he has a mandate to stay in office. The last few days have been way out of character for him. Can't wait for the excitement to re-commence!

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20 minutes ago, RPM said:

They don't want you to see the shithole they live in.

This is exactly right.  The whole successful, self-made entrepreneur image, goes out the window when your videos have the constant chirp from a smoke detector that needs a battery and show a couple of air-mattresses on the floor.

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Just now, Brisketexan said:

I don't WANT Biden to receive Trump's Daily Briefing.  I want Biden to get an ACTUAL daily briefing -- one without using crayons, and telling Trump how bigly awesome he is in large type.

They really are going to have to start completely from scratch. This is the main reason I think Biden was the best man for the job. He’s been there and done that. 

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Just now, Brisketexan said:

I don't WANT Biden to receive Trump's Daily Briefing.  I want Biden to get an ACTUAL daily briefing -- one without using crayons, and telling Trump how bigly awesome he is in large type.

And today's briefing will be conducted by Fox and Friends. For the 1,354th day in a row.

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I don't WANT Biden to receive Trump's Daily Briefing.  I want Biden to get an ACTUAL daily briefing -- one without using crayons, and telling Trump how bigly awesome he is in large type.

Trumps briefing was probably just porno.  Or maybe one of these with the cover changed to look more official.

 

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56 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

My preferred method would be that he wade into the ocean at Mar a Lago, with the intent of drowning himself, only to be run over by a boat sporting multiple MAGA flags.

the luck plane of karmic justice demands a darwinian finish for the dotard.  we always say never go full aggy, and yet aggy has surpassed itself every day for 140 years.  there is a lot of runway left for cheeto to finish strong.

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56 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

This is exactly right.  The whole successful, self-made entrepreneur image, goes out the window when your videos have the constant chirp from a smoke detector that needs a battery and show a couple of air-mattresses on the floor.

Listen you asshole I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH SMOKE DETECTOR IS BEEPING 

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5 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

To add to this, the Democrats just nominated and the country just elected Joe fucking Biden, who ran on a platform of "once Trump is gone the GOP will wake up and we'll be able to work with them." There's clearly not much appetite on the left side of the aisle for behavior similar to what you've described. The GOP likes to play the counterfactual "well the libs would do the same if they were in power," but time after time after time we see from the actual actions of most Democrats that it's not the case.

Hell, I want to hate the right as much as they hate us. I don't want us to treat them as illegitimate political actors, but I fucking wish we'd throw this bipartisan unity bullshit into the trash can forever and more aggressively pursue liberal policies that will make the country and the world a better place. That makes me fairly radical on the spectrum of Democratic voters, and my contempt for and hatred of the right based on their actual recent and current behavior absolutely pales in comparison to their hatred of centrists, much less actual liberals, which is based on nothing but their own fever dreams. There's just no comparison.

I wholeheartedly agree.

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By the way--I had about a half-dozen flights on Southwest last week.  I have to say that the return of the attractive Southwest flight attendant is a very welcome side-effect of the pandemic.

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2 hours ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Seriously, I hope there is footage of Artie Bucco's wife passing out lettuce at the reflecting pool tomorrow. 

Wait a damn minute. With that accent did she say?

She’s going to toss me some lettuce or she’s going to toss my lettuce.

The difference is huge.

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Fun fact for you Trumpers, the Donald now holds the record for the fewest PDB’s received while in office since the modern PDB system was put into place under Kennedy.  Most Presidents receive and review about 1200-1300 in a four year term.  Your all-star/smartest man alive received and reviewed less than 500.

obviously because the Q told him everything he needed to know in that non existent briefing they had each day.  

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6 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

To add to this, the Democrats just nominated and the country just elected Joe fucking Biden, who ran on a platform of "once Trump is gone the GOP will wake up and we'll be able to work with them." There's clearly not much appetite on the left side of the aisle for behavior similar to what you've described. The GOP likes to play the counterfactual "well the libs would do the same if they were in power," but time after time after time we see from the actual actions of most Democrats that it's not the case.

Hell, I want to hate the right as much as they hate us. I don't want us to treat them as illegitimate political actors, but I fucking wish we'd throw this bipartisan unity bullshit into the trash can forever and more aggressively pursue liberal policies that will make the country and the world a better place. That makes me fairly radical on the spectrum of Democratic voters, and my contempt for and hatred of the right based on their actual recent and current behavior absolutely pales in comparison to their hatred of centrists, much less actual liberals, which is based on nothing but their own fever dreams. There's just no comparison.

I don't know about this.  I think the post-election refusal to concede and efforts to overturn the results has hardened a lot of attitudes among Democrats who were previously of the "return-to-normality" mindset.  It's becoming more and more mainstream in Democratic circles to view the Republican Party as a party that rejects a republican form of government.  And there's no political compromise with such a party.  As reflected in the experience of Weimar Germany, it's either crush such parties or be crushed by such parties.

I think the era of treating Republicans as legitimate political actors may be at an end.

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I don't WANT Biden to receive Trump's Daily Briefing.  I want Biden to get an ACTUAL daily briefing -- one without using crayons, and telling Trump how bigly awesome he is in large type.

aaaaanddd now there'dss covfefe all over my keybxfoard

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12 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I don't know about this.  I think the post-election refusal to concede and efforts to overturn the results has hardened a lot of attitudes among Democrats who were previously of the "return-to-normality" mindset.  It's becoming more and more mainstream in Democratic circles to view the Republican Party as a party that rejects a republican form of government.  And there's no political compromise with such a party.  As reflected in the experience of Weimar Germany, it's either crush such parties or be crushed by such parties.

I think the era of treating Republicans as legitimate political actors may be at an end.

Bolded for emphasis. This attitude may need to stay mainstream for awhile. This is what a call for healing has wrought in certain right wing circles:

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The 45th President has kept the populace on an enraged loop of grievances and victimhood and I'm not sure that's going to be easily overcome since the view appears to be that Democrats are not true Americans.

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4 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Bolded for emphasis. This attitude may need to stay mainstream for awhile. This is what a call for healing has wrought in certain right wing circles:

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The 45th President has kept the populace on an enraged loop of grievances and victimhood and I'm not sure that's going to be easily overcome since the view appears to be that Democrats are not true Americans.

It was their first, and most essential step.  Once you decide that all who are not part of your in-group (hardcore, white conservatives) are not just different, but are apostates and enemies.....there's not much negotiating with that.

I can't oppose Trump without also being a card-carrying member of the Communist Fifth Column dedicated to the Destruction of America.  And, once you believe that someone is out to destroy your country, well, you aren't going to treat them as a fellow American.  We never had a fucking chance.  They decided long ago that we are an enemy that must be eliminated (go ahead and check out the Parler discussions now -- now that they don't have to be shy, they're not hiding it anymore).  When all the "other side" wants us to do is die, how the fuck do we work in good faith with that?

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I don't WANT Biden to receive Trump's Daily Briefing.  I want Biden to get an ACTUAL daily briefing -- one without using crayons, and telling Trump how bigly awesome he is in large type.

He needs to see the same one Trump sees at least once so we can here about him saying, "What the fuck is this?!"

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7 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Probably for another thread, but this shit right here? Infuriating.

It wasn't something that happened when Nixon was president... or Ford, or Carter for that matter. Reagan didn't do it. Neither did GHW Bush. Clinton didn't either, and W Bush only had three happen (in his first term). Obama didn't have any happen during his presidency either.

From 1960, there were 4 federal executions under presidents from both parties. That's four in sixty years. But there have been eight (!) federal executions under President Trump and AG Barr... All of them THIS YEAR.

And there are two more scheduled for December and one more in January (an African American, scheduled to be executed on MLK day... five days before the inauguration).

Between July 1 and January 15 of 2020, the Trump administration will facilitate 11 federal executions. Eleven in seven months, after only four in sixty years.

So, you can fully miss me with the GOP's "Pro Life" bullshit.

And now, there's another one scheduled for next year... the first woman executed at the federal level since 1953. 

So, these assholes new total will be 12 in seven months, and the schedule is January 12, January 14, January 15 and then the inauguration. 

After that, there are no federal executions scheduled through 2023. Priorities, man.

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My preferred method would be that he wade into the ocean at Mar a Lago, with the intent of drowning himself, only to be run over by a boat sporting multiple MAGA flags.

Final words: “But I thought this was where Putin was gonna pick me up in his tremendous submarine....”
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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

It was their first, and most essential step.  Once you decide that all who are not part of your in-group (hardcore, white conservatives) are not just different, but are apostates and enemies.....there's not much negotiating with that.

I can't oppose Trump without also being a card-carrying member of the Communist Fifth Column dedicated to the Destruction of America.  And, once you believe that someone is out to destroy your country, well, you aren't going to treat them as a fellow American.  We never had a fucking chance.  They decided long ago that we are an enemy that must be eliminated (go ahead and check out the Parler discussions now -- now that they don't have to be shy, they're not hiding it anymore).  When all the "other side" wants us to do is die, how the fuck do we work in good faith with that?

Agreed; I spend way too much time lurking around on different message boards but due to being in Texas, that one probably the most and it has gotten way more noticeable with the rhetoric. Other boards are similar. Tiger Droppings gets mentioned on here quite a bit, but if one goes to a lightly moderated sports board for any midwestern school with a less than diverse student body, it doesn't take too long to figure out what's what. They can't all be the same five people or bots, so one has to conclude that there are quite a few people that support Trump and echo those sentiments above. Other places (the Okie lite board for example) stepped up their moderation a little.  One wonders if message boards were less anonymous, if people would be quite so bold but we've certainly seen in the world at large that yes, they can.

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Bolded for emphasis. This attitude may need to stay mainstream for awhile. This is what a call for healing has wrought in certain right wing circles:
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The 45th President has kept the populace on an enraged loop of grievances and victimhood and I'm not sure that's going to be easily overcome since the view appears to be that Democrats are not true Americans.

Assuming Clob94 is the same Clob94 from Orangebloods he is a former Texas football player from the Corpus area that was on the team during the Mackovic era and presently lives in New Braunfels. 
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