2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

[Tuco 5,093]

26 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Don’t think it can be done with the whole world watching.

I don't really think that matters in the least.  Putin kills people on the reg with a whole world watching.  

My biggest sense of comfort is that Trump and his merry band of idiots are incompetent as fuck.  The shitty people who are fairly competent are working for the Lincoln Project. 

That doesn't mean Trump won't try something.  My biggest concern are the "poll watchers" who will try to jam up voting in Dem heavy neighborhoods, and the cops who will side against anything that could lead to meaningful reform. 

[thepop 4,418]

 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,906]

27 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

I've been one of the more pessimistic in terms of getting out ahead of our skis with the "we got this!!!" proclamation. But whatever you think Biden's chances are, they are absolutely positively getting better as of the last few weeks. Whether or not he'll give it back between now and Nov 4 is TBD, but his chances definitely aren't getting worse.

Think about the avalanche of shit that Donald has flooded us with recently. I don't know how many people like my grandparents are left, but I can say one thing with absolute certainty, I don't care what letter is next to the candidate's name, the disgusting way Donald dragged Biden's sons in the debate would have immediately lost their vote. Political affiliation be damned, that's not how shit works. Donald is having one of those events on a daily basis. 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6,596]

59 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Oh, I fully expect that Hunter Biden, Hillary, Mueller, and a bunch of other big names will be arrested under Barr's orders a few days before the election. Hell, they might exhume Beau Biden's body to hang him in effigy for some to be determined crime. It's going to happen, don't even pretend that it wont.

You missed the real one they need to go after.... Joe.  The only way to get people not to vote for Joe Biden would be if Joe himself was indicted for something.  I said this months ago but I fully expect a Joe Biden perp walk about a week before the election.  With Trump and Barr running this I expect the charges to be so ridiculous like Joe is arrested for treason for meeting with the Russians and trying to build a Biden Tower in Moscow or some shit like that.  

[Red Five 41,737]

4 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Think about the avalanche of shit that Donald has flooded us with recently. I don't know how many people like my grandparents are left, but I can say one thing with absolute certainty, I don't care what letter is next to the candidate's name, the disgusting way Donald dragged Biden's sons in the debate would have immediately lost their vote. Political affiliation be damned, that's not how shit works. Donald is having one of those events on a daily basis. 

Trump interrupted Biden talking about his dead son in order to talk shit about his other son. It was horrific and was of course like 30 news cycles ago so it's long gone. 

[The Dog 44,860]

13 minutes ago, thepop said:

 

Well yeah, you don't have money to buy TV ads when it's all been spent on bribes to people you need to help steal the election!

That's the only explanation! This is bad for Biden OMG OMG OMG PANIC!!!!!!!eleven!!!!

['stache 22,133]

11 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Trump interrupted Biden talking about his dead son in order to talk shit about his other son. It was horrific and was of course like 30 news cycles ago so it's long gone. 

But don't you dare make light of his covid. That's just cruel and disrepectful.

[C-Man 27,779]

27 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I have heard from a reputable source that Bill Barr is not a person but in fact a large dildo.

He's rounder then that, more like a butt plug.

[Pancho 46,303]

22 minutes ago, thepop said:

 

Wonder if the little money they have left they are using it for Texas as I’m seeing more trump ads in the last few days than I have in the last few weeks. 

But, I’m also seeing an increase in Biden ads

I will say that “they are coming for the suburbs!” Ad this morning with the mom dreaming and waking up in bed terrified did nothing but make me laugh.  That wasn’t paid for by trump though. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,906]

14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Trump interrupted Biden talking about his dead son in order to talk shit about his other son. It was horrific and was of course like 30 news cycles ago so it's long gone. 

Yeah that's my point. For some people, that moment lost Trump votes regardless of what he does moving forward and regardless of how many news cycles have followed since. He does one of those things daily right now. This is a spectacular meltdown he's having 

['stache 22,133]

He's saving money knowing he's going to lose and wants to either use the money to file lawsuits and be a complete dick about the election, or find a way to abscond with the money to save his crappy businesses from their crushing debts.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Watching Bill Barr go to prison will be rather enjoyable. 

[SimonBolivar 11,064]

7 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Yeah that's my point. For some people, that moment lost Trump votes regardless of what he does moving forward and regardless of how many news cycles have followed since. He does one of those things daily right now. This is a spectacular meltdown he's having 

Certainly seems that way right now and early voting is getting ready to ramp up most places if it hasn't already. I see they're trying "but Obama!" but it doesn't seem to be working with anyone but the base right now. They need something big like Biden getting COVID and being on death's door.

Edited October 7, 2020 by SimonBolivar

[Mo Horn 8,937]

3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

He's saving money knowing he's going to lose and wants to either use the money to file lawsuits and be a complete dick about the election, or find a way to abscond with the money to save his crappy businesses from their crushing debts.

He's not going to figure out jack shit, but others in his circle already have. I have no doubt that plan is already in motion and money is already being funneled to him and his family. 

[hobbes2702 13,473]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Nigga yea!

No shit. Plenty of reasons to be paranoid right now. I think Biden wins easily but there are certainly things to worry about 

[Guest Lobo]

If you’re a Trump supporter struggling to make ends meet during this pandemic...and are on the fence about using your hard earned dollars to make a donation to the Trump campaign to help him win Ohio, the state that no GOP candidate can win the Oval without.....just remember there’s a $5:$1 match on your campaign donations right now.  And also, the campaign had completely pulled out of Ohio which is incredibly indicative of a campaign so awash in cash, they can offer you a 5x match on your donations.  
 

if you buy me a drink at the bar tonight...I’ll buy you bottle service tomorrow night.  Thanks for the drink, but turns out I’m buying bottle service at the next club over tomorrow because this place is dead anyways.  And if I’m not there tomorrow, don’t worry...I’ll catch up with you later. 
 

you fucking idiots realize the Spanish Prisoner is one of the oldest scams in human history.  Pre-dates real estate fraud by thousands of years.  “Your campaign donations can help unlock hundreds of millions in untapped matching funds” is literally printed on the mail pieces I get every week.  
I love that the Spanish Flu II President is bringing us the Spanish Prisoner fundraising scam and he hates Spanish.  

[bad_teammate 13,520]

times are hard, and you're afraid to pay the fee

so you find yourself somebody who will do the job for free

[Beantown Express 2.0 6,596]

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

If you’re a Trump supporter struggling to make ends meet during this pandemic...and are on the fence about using your hard earned dollars to make a donation to the Trump campaign to help him win Ohio, the state that no GOP candidate can win the Oval without.....just remember there’s a $5:$1 match on your campaign donations right now.  And also, the campaign had completely pulled out of Ohio which is incredibly indicative of a campaign so awash in cash, they can offer you a 5x match on your donations.  
 

if you buy me a drink at the bar tonight...I’ll buy you bottle service tomorrow night.  Thanks for the drink, but turns out I’m buying bottle service at the next club over tomorrow because this place is dead anyways.  And if I’m not there tomorrow, don’t worry...I’ll catch up with you later. 
 

you fucking idiots realize the Spanish Prisoner is one of the oldest scams in human history.  Pre-dates real estate fraud by thousands of years.  “Your campaign donations can help unlock hundreds of millions in untapped matching funds” is literally printed on the mail pieces I get every week.  
I love that the Spanish Flu II President is bringing us the Spanish Prisoner fundraising scam and he hates Spanish.  

Next you are going to tell me that the $5 Million I am waiting for from that Nigerian Prince isn’t actually on its way.   

['stache 22,133]

You have to pay the troll toll.

 

[Biff Tannen 46,164]

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

This is fine

[Eastwood 4,394]

12 minutes ago, 'stache said:

He's saving money knowing he's going to lose and wants to either use the money to file lawsuits and be a complete dick about the election, or find a way to abscond with the money to save his crappy businesses from their crushing debts.

Use the money to file lawsuits? Trump is known for skipping out on the bill at the end of the day. Trump isn't paying for the lawsuits that will be inevitably filed. He'll probably even try to use tax payer money to fund it.

[Saint Tacky 1,647]

28 minutes ago, thepop said:

 

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,455]

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

The Pennsylvania and Iowa numbers are in line with other polls (Iowa a bit outside) but that Florida poll is whack. 

Last week’s COVID stunt may have finally woke up the FL olds.

[Bozo_Casanova 26,848]

1 hour ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

That show is actually good and would be fantastic if it was freed from Network standards and practices. Beautifully shot, great cast, terrific use of music. 

Edited October 7, 2020 by Bozo_Casanova

[Dnaguy 12,628]

36 minutes ago, 'stache said:

You have to pay the troll toll.

 

You want this baby boy’s hole?

[SubliminalHorn 7,009]

The trumpkin texaggys think that trump is pulling ads from the Midwest because it’s a  guarantee that he’s gonna win those states so why spend money there. Political scientists, they are. 

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[Dnaguy 12,628]

19 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

That show is actually good and would be fantastic if it was freed from Network standards and practices. Beautifully shot, great cast, terrific use of music. 

Her?

Rude.

Treat yourself.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,104]

4 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

 

Fucking libtards

[Bateshorn 9,991]

Don’t over think it: he’s broke.  They are falling back to protect FL, TX, SC, hoping they get lucky and catch an inside straight on the River in the Midwest. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26,848]

11 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Her?

Rude.

Treat yourself.

It's a good show. Square biz.

[Ghost of LL 15,698]

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Oh, I fully expect that Hunter Biden, Hillary, Mueller, and a bunch of other big names will be arrested under Barr's orders a few days before the election. Hell, they might exhume Beau Biden's body to hang him in effigy for some to be determined crime. It's going to happen, don't even pretend that it wont.

I have absolutely no doubt that they're going to try something like this.  But I'm increasingly convinced that the country is so fed up with Trump's bullshit that it would backfire.

That being said, I share Pancho's concern.  It's like I've got a 50-1 horse on the nose, and I'm watching him pass the 16th pole with a 10-length lead.  I'm not celebrating yet.  With every stride, I become more and more nervous about just which leg he's going to break.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,914]

Just read that, nationally, Trump is now at "The McGovern Line".  

Just amazing.  And McGovern was a fine, principled man, a World War II hero etc...

 

[C-Man 27,779]

4 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I have absolutely no doubt that they're going to try something like this.  But I'm increasingly convinced that the country is so fed up with Trump's bullshit that it would backfire.

That being said, I share Pancho's concern.  It's like I've got a 50-1 horse on the nose, and I'm watching him pass the 16th pole with a 10-length lead.  I'm not celebrating yet.  With every stride, I become more and more nervous about just which leg he's going to break.

Considering Biden's age, it's more likely to be a hip than a leg.

[Macanudo 13,320]

If I were the DNC, I would gather ANYONE that I think the DoJ might go after (Hunter, Hillary, etc), charter a big ass boat out of Panama or the Bahamas  that is  provisioned for 29 days and set sail.  Stay out of US territorial waters and maybe even the western hemisphere.  Go dark as far as the DoJ can see and then on Tuesday afternoon, pull into port somewhere, open up online with an interview on CNN or MSNBC and go all "Nanner, nanner" on Trump.

[BrickHorn 18,447]

39 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

 

Every time I read about the New England Journal of Medicine, it reminds me of this classic Onion article.

Edited October 7, 2020 by BrickHorn

[Pancho 46,303]

 

[BradInATX 9,208]

40 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

It's like I've got a 50-1 horse on the nose, and I'm watching him pass the 16th pole with a 10-length lead.  I'm not celebrating yet.  With every stride, I become more and more nervous about just which leg he's going to break.

Ha. This is the best summation of it I've seen. Exactly how I feel. 

[Brisketexan 106,890]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Fucking libtards

And that really sums it up.  God himself could descend, issue a booming edict heard by every human ear to "cast out Trump, a vote for him is an affront to Me," and they'd chuckle and dismiss God as a fucking libtard.  And, he's not really God anyway.....God resides in the White House, and drinks covfefe.

[Hmbre97 6,337]

Her?

.......is she funny?

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

What ungrateful people, don't they know he's done more for them than Abraham Lincoln?

And to answer the question 1 million dollars. 

 

[Wulaw Horn 19,595]

3 hours ago, The Dog said:

Well yeah, you don't have money to buy TV ads when it's all been spent on bribes to people you need to help steal the election!

That's the only explanation! This is bad for Biden OMG OMG OMG PANIC!!!!!!!eleven!!!!

I’d suspect he’s cranking up the grift as he sees there isn’t any benefit in spending it in a lost cause. 

[thepop 4,418]

Well guys, I thought we had a chance but this guy has spoken.

 

[Superhero 9,022]

On 10/5/2020 at 5:01 PM, Biff Tannen said:

[Wulaw Horn 19,595]

2 hours ago, thepop said:

Well guys, I thought we had a chance but this guy has spoken.

 

That is such an absurd map. It’s got to be a bit. Or he’s become senile. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,860]

3 hours ago, BradInATX said:

Ha. This is the best summation of it I've seen. Exactly how I feel. 

Bill Barr = Tonya Harding

[Voldemort86 2,259]

2 hours ago, thepop said:

Well guys, I thought we had a chance but this guy has spoken.

 

No way in hell does trump win Minnesota or Michigan.

[NAVY 6,969]

2 hours ago, thepop said:

Well guys, I thought we had a chance but this guy has spoken.

 

Someone’s just attention whoring with stupid take 

[Voldemort86 2,259]

Could be significant because republicans used to run up the score with VBM in Florida.

[The Dog 44,860]

9 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Could be significant because republicans used to run up the score with VBM in Florida.

Nope because DeSantis is going to have those votes thrown out so Trump can win.