2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

[SizzleChest 8283]

57 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 it's not going to make Jerry Jeff alive again, but it helps me survive another day.

Please do waste your money on a pointless lawsuit 

 

[SizzleChest 8283]

8 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Three rallies today will make him tumescent. Win or lose, he’s never setting foot in places like Lumberton, Circleville or Waukesha again.

[freyguy 4266]

14 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

maaaaybe they shouldn't have gassed all those young kids during the summer protests...

[cactusflinthead 27598]

 

[Horn Dogg 3885]

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Hopefully they come up with a Blacklab/Daniel Figurelli type response.

[4th&Five 41525]

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

I can't remember how he got on my radar, but I adopted his campaign as my longshot this cycle. This is the man running against that idiot.
I'll send him some more dollars. If for no other reason that to annoy that asshat.

May have been me. I’ve been hyping Rob since before Beto dropped out of the presidential race. He was a big Beto fan so that’s how I found him.

He’s on the autism spectrum and he’s funny as hell. And he’s an actual blue collar guy. We desperately need more voices like him in Congress.

[Bama Chick 28596]

BEC? Is this in the Urban Dictionary or did I miss another goddamn memo?

lol

Stands for “bitch eating crackers”.

It refers to someone you deeply despise for no real reason and the act of them doing something as innocuous as just eating crackers makes you rage.

[Pam Cummings 9640]

I've never ever seen a campaign commercial for a supreme court judge nominee before but i just saw one for Barrett. Jesus fucking christ these people are fucking slime balls.

[Pancho 44756]

6 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

I've never ever seen a campaign commercial for a supreme court judge nominee before but i just saw one for Barrett. Jesus fucking christ these people are fucking slime balls.

Nah, they had some for Kavanaugh because i remember saying “WTF is this shit?”

[Pam Cummings 9640]

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Nah, they had some for Kavanaugh because i remember saying “WTF is this shit?”

Literally a commerical saying "tell the senate to confirm her" during early football on fox. Fucking bullshit.

[Pancho 44756]

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Literally a commerical saying "tell the senate to confirm her" during early football on fox. Fucking bullshit.

Yeah, it’s paid for by a PAC, I believe but it seems like a waste of money because she’s getting confirmed regardless of whether or not people call to tell their senators.  

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Yeah, it’s paid for by a PAC, I believe but it seems like a waste of money because she’s getting confirmed regardless of whether or not people call to tell their senators.  

My husband echoed your sentiment. He's watching Huskers-Buckeyes.

[henrygandorf 29189]

still weird but totally expected that all these moron r’s are like “he’s down in the polls and he’ll probably lose the ec but as long as we have the supreme court, we’re fine, because it’s their job to fix it.” where could they have gotten that notion i wonder. 

[cactusflinthead 27598]

53 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

lol

Stands for “bitch eating crackers”.

It refers to someone you deeply despise for no real reason and the act of them doing something as innocuous as just eating crackers makes you rage.

Yeah, I looked it up on the Urban Dictionary, the go to reference for the Tragically Unhip.

[pantone159 719]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Stands for “bitch eating crackers”.

It refers to someone you deeply despise for no real reason and the act of them doing something as innocuous trivial as just eating crackers makes you rage surly.

fifs

[Mo Horn 8832]

I thought he already voted via absentee ballot. Maybe that was in the primary.

[SaucyJack 3488]

20 hours ago, Bigpoppapump said:

What "unauthorized foods" is Becca afraid of getting taken?

[SaucyJack 3488]

16 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

15 hours ago, Chooky said:

Michael McKean is a motherfucking professional.

 

Hits home as he penned the ditty, "Saucy Jack".

 

Spoiler

You're a naughty one Saucy Jack
You're a haughty one Saucy Jack
When the streetlamp gaslight flickers and fails
Then you see the last light glinting off the entrails

Oh naughty naughty naughty

You're a sneaky one Saucy Jack
You're a cheeky one Saucy Jack
First the whore says guv'nor fancy a squeeze?
Next you will be shov'in her down the hole to Hades

Oh naughty naughty naughty

The scourge of London Town
(The scourge of London Town)
There'll be no rest 'til
You are a guest of The Crown

Naughty naughty naughty

You're a gloulish one Saucy Jack
Not a foolish one Saucy Jack
Though the peelers track you early and late
Slipping out the back you counter with a checkmate

Oh naughty naughty naughty
Naughty naughty naughty

 

Edited October 24, 2020 by SaucyJack

[4th&Five 41525]

Decent Human 2020

 

[LTbear 4168]

2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

I've never ever seen a campaign commercial for a supreme court judge nominee before but i just saw one for Barrett. Jesus fucking christ these people are fucking slime balls.

I've seen multiple versions of those here in Montana. Really trying to sell it. 

[Ghost of LL 15531]

I swear, if you'd have told me 10 years ago that I would miss a Longhorn football game to go be a poll watcher for the Democrats, . . . .

 

 

Of course, if you quickly followed that revelation with ". . . because the Republicans nominated and elected Donald Trump president on a platform of white Christian nationalism," I might have believed you and asked you to tell me the next ten Super Bowl winners.

[henrygandorf 29189]

8 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I swear, if you'd have told me 10 years ago that I would miss a Longhorn football game to go be a poll watcher for the Democrats, . . . .

i assume your response would be more in line with, "holy shit, just how bad are we?"

[Ghost of LL 15531]

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

i assume your response would be more in line with, "holy shit, just how bad are we?"

Well, from ten years ago, it'd probably be more along the lines of "we're still this shitty ten years on?"

[cactusflinthead 27598]

31 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

 

 

Hits home as he penned the ditty, "Saucy Jack".

 

  Reveal hidden contents

You're a naughty one Saucy Jack
You're a haughty one Saucy Jack
When the streetlamp gaslight flickers and fails
Then you see the last light glinting off the entrails

Oh naughty naughty naughty

You're a sneaky one Saucy Jack
You're a cheeky one Saucy Jack
First the whore says guv'nor fancy a squeeze?
Next you will be shov'in her down the hole to Hades

Oh naughty naughty naughty

The scourge of London Town
(The scourge of London Town)
There'll be no rest 'til
You are a guest of The Crown

Naughty naughty naughty

You're a gloulish one Saucy Jack
Not a foolish one Saucy Jack
Though the peelers track you early and late
Slipping out the back you counter with a checkmate

Oh naughty naughty naughty
Naughty naughty naughty

 

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[Dahobbs 17532]

26 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I swear, if you'd have told me 10 years ago that I would miss a Longhorn football game to go be a poll watcher for the Democrats, . . . .

 

 

Of course, if you quickly followed that revelation with ". . . because the Republicans nominated and elected Donald Trump president on a platform of white Christian nationalism," I might have believed you and asked you to tell me the next ten Super Bowl winners.

It's ok, you can tell us if you're just going a to a strip club. We'd understand. 

[Biff Tannen 45673]

5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Three rallies today will make him tumescent. Win or lose, he’s never setting foot in places like Lumberton, Circleville or Waukesha again.

I learned a new word today.

[FondrenRoad 4378]

18 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Well, from ten years ago, it'd probably be more along the lines of "we're still this shitty ten years on?"

I can't blame politics for my waning interest in Longhorn football.  I can't even blame aging as I'm still a pretty rabid fan of the Astros and Rockets.  I blame a decade of bad coaching and the frustratingly poor and unwatchable play on the field that comes from it.  I still watch about half the games though.  I just don't have any expectations and ultimately almost don't care whether we win or lose anymore.  

[ruitxn 296]

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

still weird but totally expected that all these moron r’s are like “he’s down in the polls and he’ll probably lose the ec but as long as we have the supreme court, we’re fine, because it’s their job to fix it.” where could they have gotten that notion i wonder. 

 

More than anything it is just another deceptive Trump commercial.

[Pig Bellmont 8712]

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

Nah, they had some for Kavanaugh because i remember saying “WTF is this shit?”

Yes the Judicial Watch Network and other dark money groups aligned with Federalist Society have done this a few times

[Jive Turkey 12594]

Joe is unleashing Obama at the end to bring it home.

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I learned a new word today.

Put more romance novels on your reading list, Biff. Especially historical ones with men wearing breeches and women wearing dresses barely holding in heaving bosoms.

[Biff Tannen 45673]

2 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

 I just don't have any expectations and ultimately almost don't care whether we win or lose anymore.  

Pretty much this.  Fucking baylor man.

[Biff Tannen 45673]

2 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

 I just don't have any expectations and ultimately almost don't care whether we win or lose anymore.  

Pretty much this.  Fucking baylor man.

[Voldemort86 2259]

3 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

I thought he already voted via absentee ballot. Maybe that was in the primary.

He’s voting in person because of all the “ fake news” media who have criticized and been mean to him for voting by mail while he criticizes vote by mail.

 

what a thin skinned baby.

[Neonmoon 38129]

2 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

I swear, if you'd have told me 10 years ago that I would miss a Longhorn football game to go be a poll watcher for the Democrats, . . . .

 

 

Of course, if you quickly followed that revelation with ". . . because the Republicans nominated and elected Donald Trump president on a platform of white Christian nationalism," I might have believed you and asked you to tell me the next ten Super Bowl winners.

I stopped watching Texas football this year. Ten years of incompetence finally pushed me over the line. I’d rather spend time and money supporting a cause that is worth it, like Defeating the piece of shit Trump. 

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

 

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

12 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

That was marvelous.

[Hornius Emeritus 12457]

2 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

That was marvelous.

 

Trump cannot let that go unanswered.

[Hornius Emeritus 12457]

19 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I stopped watching Texas football this year. Ten years of incompetence finally pushed me over the line. I’d rather spend time and money supporting a cause that is worth it, like Defeating the piece of shit Trump. 

 

Too bad. We're ahead at halftime.  They just said Texas is the highest scoring team in college football so far this year.

[staboner 4969]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I learned a new word today.

does it have enough cromulence for your liking?

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

This one probably stung, too:

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

NSIAP

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

6 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

Trump cannot let that go unanswered.

He's in Ohio speaking right now and Milwaukee tonight. Given what he said last night at the rally in Pensacola, I expect this could get ugly. He probably won't have heard prior to speaking in Ohio since that was around 4:00, but if he sees that before Wisconsin and does his usual schtick, he's going to do the slow pronunciation of the former President's name and then it will go downward from there.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

6 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

Trump cannot let that go unanswered.

He's in Ohio speaking right now and Milwaukee tonight. Given what he said last night at the rally in Pensacola, I expect this could get ugly. He probably won't have heard prior to speaking in Ohio since that was around 4:00, but if he sees that before Wisconsin and does his usual schtick, he's going to do the slow pronunciation of the former President's name and then it will go downward from there.

[Gatorubet 30198]

 
 

[South Austin 52462]

59 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

This man better run for President again.

[henrygandorf 29189]

my sister lives in atlanta.  my nephew got up at 7am today to go through training to become an official poll worker.

he's 17.  he can't even vote.  but he's in it now.

let's fucking go.