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[Wulaw Horn 18968]

35 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Why does fox keep putting Pete on? It’s hilarious how he destroys Trump every single time.

Fox doesn’t like Trump. He’s about to be a competitor of theirs. He’s no longer their content creator. It’s in their best interest for him to look bad. 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Looking over the fact that this asshole is using his federal law enforcement position to try and obliquely influence an election, this is gross.

I wondered if they were going to return to the caravan bullshittery.

[JimmyJames 12271]

24 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Love how Pete keeps railing on Trump despite her attempt to interrupt him and move on. 

Pete may be a McKinsey type robot sometimes, but he’s one smart mofo, excellent at public speaking, and for better or worse, he will be the president someday. 
 

I‘ll take it.

[Brisketexan 104532]

Tucker had all the documents that would destroy Hunter and take him down. But they vanished. This is a storyline in a bad tv drama  
 

I mean, of course.

He also has a SUPER hot girlfriend.

She’s in Canada.

You wouldn’t know her.

[Helobious 9480]

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Fox doesn’t like Trump. He’s about to be a competitor of theirs. He’s no longer their content creator. It’s in their best interest for him to look bad. 

Just when I think I’m winning the shittiest take war, Wulaw re-enters the chat. I’ll need to take some time to think of material that can top this.

[Helobious 9480]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, of course.

He also has a SUPER hot girlfriend.

She’s in Canada.

You wouldn’t know her.

I knew lots of guys whose crazy hot BJ-giving girlfriends “went to a different school”. Always made me wonder who the guys at the other school dated. 

[HOOKEM4 5016]

11 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Looking over the fact that this asshole is using his federal law enforcement position to try and obliquely influence an election, this is gross.

I wondered if they were going to return to the caravan bullshittery.
 

I hunt south Texas (20 miles from the border) several weeks a year for the last 20 years or so. I see no change in movement year over year. The illegal talk is fun for the people that don't live it but there is zero difference between Bush, Obama and Trump border efforts. 

Edit: if you ignore the trump human rights violations...

Edited October 29, 2020 by HOOKEM4

[Francisco 2.0 32310]

So, Trump is having a rally.....at an election site.

Seems legit.

 

https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida-politics/elections/2020/10/28/trump-is-now-coming-to-tampa-on-thursday-same-day-biden-will-be-here/

 

Quote

President Donald Trump will hold a rally outside Raymond James Stadium on Thursday — just hours before former Vice President Joe Biden is expected to appear in Tampa as well

 

https://www.buccaneers.com/news/early-voting-at-raymond-james-stadium-begins-oct-19

 

Quote

As the calendar turns to October and America gears up for the 2020 General Election, the Buccaneers are reminding fans throughout Hillsborough County that there is a new option this year where they can cast their ballot: Raymond James Stadium.

Through a collaboration between the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Hillsborough County and the Tampa Sports Authority, Raymond James Stadium will serve as an early voting site from October 19 to November 1 for registered voters in Hillsborough County.

 

[Wulaw Horn 18968]

7 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Just when I think I’m winning the shittiest take war, Wulaw re-enters the chat. I’ll need to take some time to think of material that can top this.

You do realize that there are massive rumors that Trumps next step after the presidency is to be a media mogul and there’s been rumors all over about him going into a deal OAN don’t you?  And that this end game could potentially play out- when he loses- inside of about 6 months, right? This literally ending the transactional relationship of symbiosis that Trump and Fox have enjoyed for the previous 5 years, right?

nah- go back to asking questions about whether or not a Michigan is a swing state. 
 

Have you realized yet that baseball contracts aren’t guaranteed to be insured?  Or are you still trying to learn to count to potato?  

Edited October 29, 2020 by Wulaw Horn

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

I'm so ready for a winner to be declared.

[Beantown Express 2.0 6550]

1 minute ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

I'm so ready for a winner to be declared.

It depends on the winner because there are scenarios I am definitely not ready for.

[ChiTownDoc 21097]

18 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Fox doesn’t like Trump. He’s about to be a competitor of theirs. He’s no longer their content creator. It’s in their best interest for him to look bad. 

Counterpoint:  every host on fox knows Trump is watching and about to have a really powerful network that will take a large swathe of foxnews current viewership...they're literally auditioning for jobs with him. 

[henrygandorf 29174]

34 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Love how Pete keeps railing on Trump despite her attempt to interrupt him and move on. 

biden was home in delaware last week before the debate for 3 days.  this is known.  fox showed live shots outside his house.  biden is campaigning this week all over the place (and so is kamala, and obama, and jill, and pete, and everyone).  today he was in delaware to...checks notes...vote.  but sure, let's conflate that with the trump spreader events and place bets between covid and hypothermia.

 

[Wulaw Horn 18968]

3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Counterpoint:  every host on fox knows Trump is watching and about to have a really powerful network that will take a large swathe of foxnews current viewership...they're literally auditioning for jobs with him. 

That’s true too. There is a lot of picking sides going on. trump has been bitching about fox for 6-9 months now. He’s laying the groundwork. A bidding war is going to break out. Mr Yankee fan is oblivious to all of this. It’s not even 3D chess its pretty straight forward that both sides are eying their own end game to this transactional marriage of convenience that has existed between them. 
Obviously Fox and their talent are not necessarily aligned in their interests. 

Edited October 29, 2020 by Wulaw Horn

[ChiTownDoc 21097]

10 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I hunt south Texas (20 miles from the border) several weeks a year for the last 20 years or so. I see no change in movement year over year. The illegal talk is fun for the people that don't live it but there is zero difference between Bush, Obama and Trump border efforts. 

Edit: if you ignore the trump human rights violations...

LOL, bro?  That's kind of hard to ignore those. 

[Stringer 1436]

The D's already hold a good majority in the House and will likely increase it.  I know everyone is bed wetting because of 2016 and it's not a 1:1, but isn't that super encouraging for the presidential? 

At least, that's what I'm telling myself.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Just when I think I’m winning the shittiest take war, Wulaw re-enters the chat. I’ll need to take some time to think of material that can top this.

Don't sell yourself short....

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11668]

7 minutes ago, Stringer said:

The D's already hold a good majority in the House and will likely increase it.  I know everyone is bed wetting because of 2016 and it's not a 1:1, but isn't that super encouraging for the presidential? 

At least, that's what I'm telling myself.

yes.  2018 was a great test case for whether people actually turn out with the fire we feel on here.

[Jive Turkey 12567]

Jack Nicklaus can go fuck himself. (Note - rich, white old man from Ohio and now living in Florida who is voting for Trump ain’t exactly shocking.)

 

Edited October 29, 2020 by Jive Turkey

[HOOKEM4 5016]

13 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

LOL, bro?  That's kind of hard to ignore those. 

I agree. I would live to personally kick the horse out from under his ass for those actions alone.

[bluto 4879]

US Supreme Court allows PA mall votes 3 days after Election Day

[Hagbard Celine 10748]

51 minutes ago, Chooky said:

these are the days of our lives?

[thepop 4409]

"i am certain many of you have not yet made up your minds"

 

Guess Jack has not paid attention to the percent of undecideds.

[jimmyjazz 45537]

Jack Nicklaus' grandfathers had a son?  Wow.  Progressive.

[thepop 4409]

It is also amusing when they get a "celebrity" endorsement how proud they are. They hate the "hollywood elite" but when they find out that 50 cent or someone supports them, it's the biggest news item of the day.

[atomheartbevo 89390]

 

3 minutes ago, bluto said:

US Supreme Court allows PA mall votes 3 days after Election Day

And they allowed NC 9 days.

[atomheartbevo 89390]

33 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I knew lots of guys whose crazy hot BJ-giving girlfriends “went to a different school”. Always made me wonder who the guys at the other school dated. 

The guys at the other school are dating the girls at your school.

[4th&Five 41457]

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Jack Nicklaus can go fuck himself. (Note - rich, white old man from Ohio and now living in Florida who is voting for Trump ain’t exactly shocking.)

 

Yes, everyone look past all the racist shit the president says and does and disregard 220,000 dead Americans because ole Jack needs another tax cut!

[Wulaw Horn 18968]

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Yes, everyone look past all the racist shit the president says and does and disregard 220,000 dead Americans because ole Jack needs another tax cut!

Jack and his wife both had the Rona in early June I think. He’s at the age where it starts getting deadly- no idea how serious his case was. 

[4th&Five 41457]

Right. He’s fine so fuck everyone suffering under this president. 

[heso 2748]

21 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Jack Nicklaus can go fuck himself. (Note - rich, white old man from Ohio and now living in Florida who is voting for Trump ain’t exactly shocking.)

 

I always was more of an Arnold Palmer guy. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

42 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

biden was home in delaware last week before the debate for 3 days.  this is known.  fox showed live shots outside his house.  biden is campaigning this week all over the place (and so is kamala, and obama, and jill, and pete, and everyone).  today he was in delaware to...checks notes...vote.  but sure, let's conflate that with the trump spreader events and place bets between covid and hypothermia.

 

My man, I’m going to ask you to keep that on the down low for awhile so as not to interrupt my ventures. Mrs. Whiggins’ Patriot Tours for Trump is set to launch in the next month and I’m booking seats on the bus for the most loyal of Trump supporters, the truest never wavering always believing in the greatest President of all time red hat wearing patriots. This legacy tour will visit key outdoor rally sites throughout the upper midwest *departing November 4th through March, where the President enthralled listeners with tales of his generals, and how he slew his foes with his mighty intellect. 
A key component of this tour will be the newest most beautiful cure for COVID should you have the misfortune to run across this hoax virus spread by the fake press and Democrats: Frozen  Cry-O-Therapy. 
 

The bus leaves and you cry. 
Cause you’re not on it.

 

I need to reach out to the Surly guy with  the MS-13 insurance, I think we can offer it as an add on. 
 

* Packages available at several levels, restrictions may apply. A small waiver, processing, and and shipping and handling fees may also apply. 

Edited October 29, 2020 by Mrs Whiggins

[thepop 4409]

this is not satire. i don’t even know what to say at this point. Besides this; are we the dumbest country on earth?

 

(very Blake gideon type pic)

 

Edited October 29, 2020 by thepop

[Bateshorn 9897]

57 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I knew lots of guys whose crazy hot BJ-giving girlfriends “went to a different school”. Always made me wonder who the guys at the other school dated. 

Can confirm the girls at Colby weren’t hot or giving a lot of dome. 
 

This is tonight’s NESCAC update. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

4 years later and the swamp is even bigger. Hmm

[Dark Horse 2263]

3 minutes ago, thepop said:

this is not satire. i don’t even know what to say at this point. Besides this; are we the dumbest country on earth?

 

(very Blake gideon type pic)

 

Who the fuck let that 13 year old have a Twitter account. 
 

look at this fucking dude. 

[Hagbard Celine 10748]

3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

This map is stupid.  Do better.

Allow me to retort.  Anything that is +/- 10% either way is gray.  That's all it is.  1030pm update, added ALL states within 10%.

538 right now:

ak: -6.6

az: +3.5

fl: +1.5

ga: +1.5

in: -8.8

ia: +1.6

ks: -9.3

mi: +8.1

mn: +8.1

mo: -6.7

mt: -5.6

nc: +2.1

ne: -6.2

nv: +6.3

oh: -1.7

pa: +5.2

sc: -7.8

tx: -1.8

wi: +8.5

[thepop 4409]

 

[Pescado_Rojo 19330]

5 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Who the fuck let that 13 year old have a Twitter account. 
 

look at this fucking dude. 

Looks like Dan Patrick had a love child with....well...Dan Patrick

[Dahobbs 17420]

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Allow me to retort.  Anything that is +/- 10% either way is gray.  That's all it is.  1030pm update, added ALL states within 10%.

538 right now:

ak: -6.6

az: +3.5

fl: +1.5

ga: +1.5

in: -8.8

ia: +1.6

ks: -9.3

mi: +8.1

mn: +8.1

mo: -6.7

mt: -5.6

nc: +2.1

ne: -6.2

nv: +6.3

oh: -1.7

pa: +5.2

sc: -7.8

tx: -1.8

wi: +8.5

See, there are more minus numbers on your list. Advantage Trump since he has more places to win!

/Aggy

[formermav43 4599]

7 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Allow me to retort.  Anything that is +/- 10% either way is gray.  That's all it is.  1030pm update, added ALL states within 10%.

538 right now:

ak: -6.6

az: +3.5

fl: +1.5

ga: +1.5

in: -8.8

ia: +1.6

ks: -9.3

mi: +8.1

mn: +8.1

mo: -6.7

mt: -5.6

nc: +2.1

ne: -6.2

nv: +6.3

oh: -1.7

pa: +5.2

sc: -7.8

tx: -1.8

wi: +8.5

That’s brown.

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

9 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Who the fuck let that 13 year old have a Twitter account. 
 

look at this fucking dude. 

I guess Roger Stone can’t live forever. Looks like lil Harlan is going to give it a go.  
 

He appears to be buddies with Brit Raheem Kassam, another nationalist/Brexit type. 
 

Candace Owens is married to the son of a rich nationalist/Brexit supporter. Maybe it’s like a club. 

[Hagbard Celine 10748]

2 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Maybe it’s like a club. 

lizards?

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

lizards?

Are Sleestaks considered a lizard?

[NameAlreadyInUse 5105]

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

i'm gonna go ahead and say it was for the best.

Yeah she cost us the game, leaves at half time claiming she’s going to grab us some food. Comes back when the damage was done. She jinxed us and I could never forgive. Oh and also I was gay. 
 

and by the way they let Pete speak on Fox because they know he’s got some juice, and they are trying to get him better known and more hated by their audience. It will be good for later when he runs again and they need to have a reservoir of hate already in the tank to get an advantage.  

[Fudge Nuggets 19144]

28 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Allow me to retort.  Anything that is +/- 10% either way is gray.  That's all it is.  1030pm update, added ALL states within 10%.

538 right now:

ak: -6.6

az: +3.5

fl: +1.5

ga: +1.5

in: -8.8

ia: +1.6

ks: -9.3

mi: +8.1

mn: +8.1

mo: -6.7

mt: -5.6

nc: +2.1

ne: -6.2

nv: +6.3

oh: -1.7

pa: +5.2

sc: -7.8

tx: -1.8

wi: +8.5

This one is even more stupid.  You should give up.

[Brisketexan 104532]

Jack Nicklaus can go fuck himself. (Note - rich, white old man from Ohio and now living in Florida who is voting for Trump ain’t exactly shocking.)
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Fuck him. He’s another piece of shit on a pile of shit. Costs me nothing to hate him.

I always was more of an Arnold Palmer guy. 

This.

Who the fuck let that 13 year old have a Twitter account. 
 
look at this fucking dude. 

THAT....is a dude who cries while masturbating to interracial gay porn. He’d be so much happier if he just embraced who he is and let his freak flag fly.

[Gil Bang 25893]

2 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Yeah she cost us the game, leaves at half time claiming she’s going to grab us some food. Comes back when the damage was done. She jinxed us and I could never forgive. Oh and also I was gay. 
 

and by the way they let Pete speak on Fox because they know he’s got some juice, and they are trying to get him better known and more hated by their audience. It will be good for later when he runs again and they need to have a reservoir of hate already in the tank to get an advantage.  

when a gay guy talks about Pete having "juice" I have an "Eww" moment until I process the entire post

[Guest Lobo]

5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

when a gay guy talks about Pete having "juice" I have an "Eww" moment until I process the entire post

Nah, nah.  read more carefully...he said, "Oh and also, I was gay."   See that Pence-sponsored summer camp worked!  

Jokes aside, what's going on with Pete.  He was a rampage there for a few weeks, but I haven't seen/heard/read from him in a week or so and we're in crunchtime.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5105]

1 hour ago, thepop said:

It is also amusing when they get a "celebrity" endorsement how proud they are. They hate the "hollywood elite" but when they find out that 50 cent or someone supports them, it's the biggest news item of the day.

What do you expect, the same group that says shit up and sing/play/act are responsible for electing both of the second rate actors that have been elected president in this country. It’s an offshoot of every accusation is a confession mindset.