2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

[washparkhorn 9935]

Dems expanded the battlefield well this election. 

[Surly Bevo 24696]

The question in some of these states is how close do they get....that's when the legal fuckery gets up and running.

[kevwun 15653]

The lesson from this is you can't accurately poll white people.

[South Austin 52147]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

What the fuck were people in Houston voting for

Nolan Ryan.

[swraith 336]

2 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Based on the numbers, it looks like he is around +7. If he gets anywhere near -2, then he sweeps the rest of the MW but loses Ohio.

Going to be a long night.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Just now, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

So Trump is going to barely win a bunch of states again?  I am really sad that I live in a country with people that watched the last 4 years of Trump and said to themselves, “yeah, I like what I am seeing let’s let him have another 4 years”.  Fucking idiots.

One positive is we are competing with a bunch of morons for jobs

[washparkhorn 9935]

Here we go.

 

[UTDD 362]

From 2016 so far -- Collin +8 compared to Hillary, Tarrant +6, Denton +8, Dallas +5, not sure on Beto.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13414]

Major Texas Dem locations left are Valley, El Paso, Fort Bend and whatever is left in the big cities. Good for Trump with so many small counties not reporting yet. 

[Radical Larry 28529]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

What the fuck were people in Houston voting for

Re-opening the rodeo. 

[swraith 336]

1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

So Trump is going to barely win a bunch of states again?  I am really sad that I live in a country with people that watched the last 4 years of Trump and said to themselves, “yeah, I like what I am seeing let’s let him have another 4 years”.  Fucking idiots.

Yep.  Millions upon millions of these people.

[Bevo14 8274]

15 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Being fans of University of Texas football has permanently damaged you people.

This is nowhere close to being over.

[Neonmoon 38127]

1 minute ago, washparkhorn said:

Dems expanded the battlefield well this election. 

Who gives a fuck if we lose 

[Superhero 8776]

Sheeeeit, been on the phone all day and working... Just looked on CNN and is this for real?

[pacman 7330]

Robo calls across the Midwest telling voters to stay home so they are safe

Edited November 4, 2020 by pacman

[ztejas 43266]

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

The lesson from this is you can't accurately poll white people.

We didn't learn that in 2016?

The lesson from this year might be that you can't accurately poll or predict the Hispanic vote.

[DigDug 1649]

Fuck it, I’m going to watch Murder She Wrote.

[TexEx15 17487]

Not sure where I saw this originally.

America the only place where you know who will get the most votes but don’t know who will win.

[Dnaguy 11777]

5 minutes ago, kevwun said:

King just said Biden is outperforming Hillary everywhere in Ohio so far.  It's really going to be his best chance at winning.

How fucking amazing is Trump outperforming on all the people he shits on but somehow is losing whites.

What kind of crazy shit is going on?

[ztejas 43266]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Re-opening the rodeo. 

wdym re-opening? It got canceled?

[BradInATX 9208]

Just now, ztejas said:

The lesson from this year might be that you can't accurately poll 

FIFY

[immamac 42521]

Joe biden is such a limpdick in the south. Seems like black voters stayed home everywhere

[Surly Bevo 24696]

1 minute ago, Superhero said:

Sheeeeit, been on the phone all day and working... Just looked on CNN and is this for real?

It's real, it won't hold....

[Neonmoon 38127]

Does Maine count votes by hand?

[SimonBolivar 10932]

2 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Sheeeeit, been on the phone all day and working... Just looked on CNN and is this for real?

No it won't last.

[TexEx15 17487]

 

[BradInATX 9208]

I can't drink beer fast enough to get as buzzed as I want to be. Imma have to switch over to booze.

[ztejas 43266]

Just now, immamac said:

Joe biden is such a limpdick in the south. Seems like black voters stayed home everywhere

There are probably more black Trump voters than anyone would like to admit.

[Helobious 9481]

2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Major Texas Dem locations left are Valley, El Paso, Fort Bend and whatever is left in the big cities. Good for Trump with so many small counties not reporting yet. 

Yeah Trump has got it in the bag. He’ll way outperform what he did in 2016 along the border.

[LonghornSean 3942]

I recall Beto being ahead pretty late in the night in 2018 too.  A lot of small counties that are 80-90% Trump are the last to report.  Texas is a pipe dream still. Hope I'm wrong though.

[Gil Bang 25898]

10 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

They have Alabama as blue on CNN.  I'm done with them.  

you're an idiot

[elfenix 34172]

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

What the fuck were people in Houston voting for

people like pearlandhorn (granted, brazoria) who think biden is going to outlaw oil in 5 years.

[huge 3788]

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

What the fuck were people in Houston voting for

Fear over oil and gas jobs going even further bye bye, if I had to surmise

[Bullneck 18987]

8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

That’s where Laredo is. Population over 200k easy.

Sorry, thinking of Ward County (Monahans).  My mistake.

PBS just named Trump the winner of Wyoming with 0% of the vote. And Biden takes NY with 0% of the vote.  119 to 92.

"We've moved ahead to 5 minutes left in the 3rd quarter.'

[Bama Chick 28596]

Looking like Biden's trip to Ohio on Monday was a smart move that lots of people questioned.

[Surly Bevo 24696]

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

How fucking amazing is Trump outperforming on all the people he shits on but somehow is losing whites.

What kind of crazy shit is going on?

Biden needs to win first, but it's the lesson that needs to be taken from this.  It won't be and they will fuck it up and the next guy will be insane and actually have a strategy besides "me, first, me last, me forever" and that's dangerous

[Superhero 8776]

Am I dreaming?

 

Da fuq? Or is it too early to tell?

 

GA gonna GA. Ossoff is also getting killed.

[SpiralOut 1809]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Joe biden is such a limpdick in the south. Seems like black voters stayed home everywhere

Author of the 1994 crime bill might have had something to do with it. 

Also telling black people that they aren't black if they don't vote for him.  The biggest Joe gaffe out of all the crazy Joe gaffes.

 

[Gil Bang 25898]

12 minutes ago, immamac said:

This is fucking sad. 

Biden needed a skateboard

[squib 1120]

7 minutes ago, immamac said:

What the fuck were people in Houston voting for

Fat Tony???

[Bullneck 18987]

Just now, Gil Bang said:

you're an idiot

How so?

[atomheartbevo 89450]

1 minute ago, DigDug said:

Fuck it, I’m going to watch Murder She Wrote.

This gal covers a lot of the 80s shows, and she particularly loves Murder She Wrote, and does a lot of deep dives on them, that are very entertaining.

https://www.youtube.com/user/pushinguproses

Make sure and watch the Magnum P.I. and Murder She Wrote crossover.
 

Spoiler

 

 

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

1 minute ago, Superhero said:

Am I dreaming?

 

Da fuq? Or is it too early to tell?

 

GA gonna GA. Ossoff is also getting killed.

Fulton county not being counted..... That's huge.  Check back on Georgia tomorrow.

[Constant 6722]

8 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Tarrant county tied 

Where can I see this info?

[MonkeyDoughnut 10145]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

There are probably more black Trump voters than anyone would like to admit.

Polls all were showing this, I got shit on by asking why that was

[UTDD 362]

Random Ohio example: Wayne County is all in (almost), Trump won by 34 points in 2016, 17 up this time around.

[Dark Horse 2263]

1 minute ago, Superhero said:

Am I dreaming?

 

Da fuq? Or is it too early to tell?

 

GA gonna GA. Ossoff is also getting killed.

Stop looking at raw numbers. It matters which counties are reporting. 

[DanTheHorn 4901]

Virginia called by NYT but Trump leading? Any one else call it.

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

Cant believe Texas had to literally give land back to Mexico for free during the past 4 years and Texans are kissing Trumps ass for that

[immamac 42521]

CONNECTICUT