2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

[Thiefery 5108]

I get why people vote Red, thinking they are one career move away from being taken care of, in a new tax bracket..  I blame @GreenspointTexas for releasing his paystub.. now everyone is signing up to be nursing techs, thinking it's the same thing as a RN/CRNP/NP

[Neonmoon 38130]

2 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Who's going to do a shot with me when Trump declares victory in about 45 minutes?

I like shots 

[Brisketexan 106625]

This is looking pretty prescient.....
 

Yep. It’s gonna be that close.

We are all Brisket tonight.

Welcome, my people.

[workswithseed 2201]

Just now, Neonmoon said:

I like shots 

Tequila?

[Rimbo 26853]

2 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Who's going to do a shot with me when Trump declares victory in about 45 minutes?

Among the many losses I've had the past few weeks -- my Mom, my job -- I am also out of whiskey.

Bad time to be out of alcohol.

[Celery Man 21076]

This is my first election on the east coast and it sucks ass

[Neonmoon 38130]

Just now, workswithseed said:

Tequila?

I actually am one of the few who prefers a tequila shot 

[Bullneck 19454]

3 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Who's going to do a shot with me when Trump declares victory in about 45 minutes?

I'm waiting for it.

[BradInATX 9208]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

I like shots 

 

Just now, workswithseed said:

Tequila?

Yup

[Bodhi 1133]

.  

You fuckers need to take a toke or two. AZ and Omaha still look promising which makes PA moot assuming WI & MI go Dem.

 

[Happy Gilmore 1004]

What a fucking shit show... 

[Storm the Field 5360]

Playing around with the 538 widget:,

Give Trump FL, OH, NC, GA, and TX

Give Biden AZ.

Leave MN, WI, MI, PA as Toss-Ups.

Biden 85% chance to win.

[TexEx15 17914]

 

[thepop 4418]

With Arizona in the bag, Biden has won. Yall were pussies all night.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Only thing I've realized is no matter how bad the President is people still vote with their team. Blue or red.

5-6 states matter every election.

[Lobwedgephil 1146]

Trump down to -190. 

[Hank_Hill 19764]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

I actually am one of the few who prefers a tequila shot 

Dressed tequila shot is the easiest shot.

[BradInATX 9208]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

I actually am one of the few who prefers a tequila shot 

[heso 2848]

1 minute ago, Storm the Field said:

Playing around with the 538 widget:,

Give Trump FL, OH, NC, GA, and TX

Give Biden AZ.

Leave MN, WI, MI, PA as Toss-Ups.

Biden 85% chance to win.

Yea but his model is based off of polling which is clearly fucked again. 

[RexWilson 1499]

WI and MI still have Biden down. 

[conVINCEd 21477]

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Among the many losses I've had the past few weeks -- my Mom, my job -- I am also out of whiskey.

Bad time to be out of alcohol.

Where are you?  I’ll bring you some if you’re close.

[workswithseed 2201]

Just now, TexEx15 said:

 

Looks who's going to have a great time.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Biden is going to win though but not a landslide

[burntorangebongos 10809]

So this is already posted, I imagine but this must be pointed out since this is the network I imagine Cheeto is watching. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

Oregon legalizes shrooms!

[Pato del Muerto 53332]

NBC still won’t call tx, az, or fl

[HornPhD 1386]

7 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Among the many losses I've had the past few weeks -- my Mom, my job -- I am also out of whiskey.

Bad time to be out of alcohol.

Do you have Drizly in your area?

Edited November 4, 2020 by HornPhD

['stache 22117]

Well, my democrat state representative was reelected, and my state senate district flipped to democrat. Also, my city councilor is a democrat, one of my democrat friends was reelected as a city councilor, and a cop bootlicker city councilor was defeated by a lefty, so that's all positive in my locality.

[ztejas 44114]

This shit is going to the SC isn't it. 

[elfenix 34658]

biden up 220k in VA as the early vote counts come in

[thepop 4418]

1 minute ago, RexWilson said:

WI and MI still have Biden down. 

What part of red mirage did you guys not understsand

[Neonmoon 38130]

@Rimbo I can send you whiskey via drizzly 

[DaysOff 8157]

Is this a bit or are you developmentally challenged?

Read the baseball board.

[Happy Gilmore 1004]

Just now, ztejas said:

This shit is going to the SC isn't it. 

Yep its a given 

[Neonmoon 38130]

Just now, thepop said:

What part of red mirage did you guys not understsand

We’ve been drinking all day 

[Celery Man 21076]

Ok here comes nova

[BrickHorn 18425]

This election is reminding me of why I hate the human race.

[TexEx15 17914]

 

[HornPhD 1386]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Oregon legalizes shrooms!

Sweet. I have family there. 

[Rimbo 26853]

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Where are you?  I’ll bring you some if you’re close.

Appreciate the offer, though. 

Honestly, it's better if I don't.

[BradInATX 9208]

Just now, Neonmoon said:

@Rimbo I can send you whiskey via drizzly 

I'll venmo you for half the bottle. Hook this man up.

[elfenix 34658]

trump lead at 98k in WI

[RexWilson 1499]

VA just flipped back to Biden.

[Superhero 8990]

I turned off the TV and phone while I put the kids to bed and come back to DOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

I'm gonna have a drink and go to bed. With my recent bouts of heart palpitations, probably a good idea to just wait for any good news tomorrow.

[mchookem 16729]

20 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

I think that to renew my faith in America, I wanted to see a total rejection of Trump and everything he stands for.  Biden will probably win but knowing that this many Americans think Trump should be the leader of the free world makes me think that America has truly lost its way and this great experiment is past its expiration date.

really perfectly stated. i expected better regardless who wins at this point.

the similarity to the Longhorns is actually making me 🤣

guess i'm the dummy 🤪

[Vito Andolini 9431]

6 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

This is my first election on the east coast and it sucks ass

Kinky

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

15 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Hope is a dangerous thing...

Didn’t Morgan Freeman say that?

[Rimbo 26853]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

@Rimbo I can send you whiskey via drizzly 

Appreciate the thought, but it's probably better if I don't.

Being depressed is not made better by alcohol.

[UTexasFight 9788]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This shit is going to the SC isn't it. 

Yep

This is what I just texted to a buddy:

The biggest upset of all time would be if this DIDN’T go all the way to the Supreme Court and the recent rookie callup is up to bat as the 9th and game deciding vote

[Red Five 41596]

What part of red mirage did you guys not understsand

Like it was an accident that Trump constantly yelled about needing a winner declared tonight.