2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

[Constant 6731]

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yeah I’m also surprised they haven’t called a landslide win for Trump.  
 

You do know AZ people right?  It’s the Alabama of the west.  

I’ve been to Arizona once in my lifetime. Petrified forest was boring as shit. 

[SimonBolivar 10958]

2 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Recap of Eric and Rudy? For the beer.

Imagine a toddler saying "It's not fair!"

 

That's pretty much it. 

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yeah I’m also surprised they haven’t called a landslide win for Trump.  
 

You do know AZ people right?  It’s the Alabama of the west.  

I was watching Fox News earlier because their map seems to update faster but there was hardly anyone backing Trump on the lawyer shit. Sounds like they might know the fate. 

[Jive Turkey 12594]

 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

You know something? Not only are we going to win Michigan, Gretchen Whitmer. We're gonna win Nevada! And Arizona! And Pennsylvania! And Georgia!

And then we're going to Washington DC to take back the White House...

Regardless of situation...that will never not be funny, especially with the sound on.

[TXSG8R 3362]

Having a guy with a lazy eye complaining they couldn't see stuff in the philly counting location is *chef's kiss

[mdmost 43001]

Inject that Eric Trump crying shit into my veins!

[SizzleChest 8283]

4 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

LOL.  Let the grievance grift continue......

[smuggs 9353]

5 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I wish my clenched butthole shared your optimism. 

Username checks out.

[Neonmoon 38129]

lol Rudy

 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13511]

so if the NYT estimates are right, the following is needed to catch the person in the lead:

• Trump (AZ) - 60.3% of the estimated remaining votes
• no idea about NV

Biden

• GA: 61%
• NC: 63%
• PA: 65%

[TommyGufano 6021]

2 minutes ago, Constant said:

I’ve been to Arizona once in my lifetime. Petrified forest was boring as shit. 

Grand Canyon is a bit more impressive 

[TXSG8R 3362]

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

[Surly Bevo 24908]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

lol Rudy

 

Well Rudy, you guys have sucked ass at fighting novel things so far this year...why the fuck would you stop sucking ass at it now bitch.

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

4 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

6 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Recap of Eric and Rudy? For the beer.

Rudy has made the outlandish claim that there could be votes from Mars and I'm not making it up

Could be something...could be bullshit

[UTDD 362]

9/11 and Rudy seems like a different dimension in time and space at this point...

[totallynotabuttpirate 5396]

3 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Username checks out.

Does it really though, if you think about it? 

Edited November 4, 2020 by totallynotabuttpirate

[strangulation! 1716]

15 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

if he would have mentioned having a hard time holding his alligators down he would be gold in my book

[Hookah Horns 3083]

12 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Oh no, it's just getting started.

And it will continue on after January 20.  As long as Trump has his Twitter, it will end only upon his passing.

Twitter will ban his dumb ass. 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Could be something...could be bullshit

Well played

[LonghornSean 3994]

Bwahahaahaha. "We hereby claim it" Huzzah!

 

 

[Jiggy-Z 3432]

18 minutes ago, Underdog said:

NC isn't reporting new numbers until the 12th per Velshi of MSNBC. 

NC=

[Dnaguy 11944]

 

[Dbeasy 15047]

Oh shit, AK AZ GA NC NV and PA left. 269 to 269 is possible if Biden only wins GA.

[Michael Knight 12977]

 

[horncyclist 1387]

I kind of hope some ridiculous challenge makes it up to the Supreme Court so they can reject it and twist the dagger a little more. 

[SimonBolivar 10958]

1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

Bwahahaahaha. "We hereby claim it" Huzzah!

 

 

Too late, I already claimed this land for Spain this morning 

[Jive Turkey 12594]

Eric's first claim is that Biden can only become POTUS if he cheats and wins PA.  well now, he doesn't need PA.  they could let Trump have PA.  if Biden wins NV (and AZ, which has been called by Fox and AP), he's POTUS.  and he could win GA.

[SA-KC_Horn 1295]

2 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Grand Canyon is a bit more impressive 

Don't forget the gigantic meteor crater.

[Hefeweizen 5311]

Lol.  I declare victory!

[Fletch 5800]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

 

Widely reported by who, fuckstick?

[Lagunamadre 1975]

6 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

The system man, he's gonna sue the system. 

[Underdog 28613]

9 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Why do I hear Jaws theme with this photo? 

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

2 minutes ago, strangulation! said:

if he would have mentioned having a hard time holding his alligators down he would be gold in my book

More like a Jim duggan thumbs up and hoooooooo

[Michael Knight 12977]

['stache 21802]

I hereby claim myself to be Mr. Gal Godot.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

Just now, 'stache said:

I hereby claim myself to be Mr. Gal Godot.

I'm Mr. Theron

[immamac 42839]

AZ has 2/3 called for it. It's probably next up to get called after MI for the Surly Official Map.

[C-Man 27214]

600,000 votes outstanding in AZ, 400K of those in Maricopa County where Biden is getting 52.3% of those votes currently. We will get two batches of Maricopa vote updates tonight. Sounds like we will know on AZ tonight.

[ultimaton 2972]

1 minute ago, Lagunamadre said:

The system man, he's gonna sue the system. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

I hereby claim relations with Kate Beckinsale...

[landman 559]

1 minute ago, horncyclist said:

I kind of hope some ridiculous challenge makes it up to the Supreme Court so they can reject it and twist the dagger a little more. 

Won't happen.  Remember the court has been stacked to do the bidding of the GOP.  They are overturning Roe/Wade tomorrow.

[Brisketexan 105095]

4 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Bwahahaahaha. "We hereby claim it" Huzzah!

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Too late, I already claimed this land for Spain this morning 

[DanTheHorn 4922]

14 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

I looked him up the guy is from Nevada

Edited November 4, 2020 by DanTheHorn

[Underdog 28613]

#OneTermTrump! 

 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5396]

Anyone counting the PA vote share from the updates? 

[Radical Larry 28584]

Bwahahaahaha. "We hereby claim it" Huzzah!
 
 

['stache 21802]

Just now, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Anyone counting the PA vote share from the updates? 

Just did the math, down to 308K

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

AZ has 2/3 called for it. It's probably next up to get called after MI for the Surly Official Map.

Fox and AP for AZ?