2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

[Underdog 28446]

3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I hereby claim myself to be Mr. Gal Godot.

Fuck it.  I hereby claim myself to be Mrs. Bezos. 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

Michigan Trump supporters protesting to stop counting votes while Trump is behind may be the most 2020 thing in the election.

[Dnaguy 11770]

2 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Widely reported by who, fuckstick?

[Bevo14 8274]

6 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Bwahahaahaha. "We hereby claim it" Huzzah!

 

 

I claim Eva Longoria, Kate Beckinsale, and Heidi Klum as my first three wives.

[DanTheHorn 4897]

#WeHaveClaimed

That Trump IS NOT a whinny little bitch

Edited November 4, 2020 by DanTheHorn

[Jiggy-Z 3432]

17 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I wish my clenched butthole shared your optimism. I know Biden will win, I'm just so doubtful of anything going well in life right now. 

..well at least your not a butt pirate.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10141]

7 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Bwahahaahaha. "We hereby claim it" Huzzah!

 

 

Why the hell would you not also claim AZ if your going to go to all this trouble??

[Longhorn_Fan68 33834]

 

[Rimbo 25773]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

AZ has 2/3 called for it. It's probably next up to get called after MI for the Surly Official Map.

[immamac 42516]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Fox and AP for AZ?

yep

[totallynotabuttpirate 5342]

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Just did the math, down to 308K

Has it been dropping the same amount per 1% of votes reported? 

[ConferenceRoom 6127]

I looked him up the guy is from Nevada

Are you Batman?

[Pato del Muerto 52340]

5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I hereby claim myself to be Mr. Gal Godot.

I’ll be with ms. Gal gadot while you are waiting for godot. 

[Michael Knight 12888]

6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I hereby claim myself to be Mr. Gal Godot.

I strenuously object

['stache 21764]

Any ETA on the Nevada and Arizona dumps tonight? I'd like to be at home with a nice whisky in hand when its called.

Edited November 4, 2020 by 'stache

[horncyclist 1385]

So much for a peaceful transfer of power. This is dictator shit. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Bwahahaahaha. "We hereby claim it" Huzzah!
 
 

The flag strategy has to be one of trumps final Hail Marys

[Nice Guy Eddie 13410]

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Any ETA on the Nevada and Arizona dumps tonight? I'd like to be at home with a nice whisky in hand when its called.

AZ says 8pm central

[TeeDubya 3358]

58 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Not exactly the equivalent of the Palm Beach Brooks Brothers bros from 2000.

 

More masks than I expected.

[purplepride95 6890]

10 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 

[Jester 382]

when do we get the 'I hereby pardon myself for all federal AND state crimes!!!' tweet?  then, and only then, will we know it is over.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10141]

So what's the over/under on number of days before Melania divorces the ex-President?

[Brian Fantana 6667]

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

So what's the over/under on number of days before Melania divorces the ex-President?

Never, she's a chud just like he is

[Huckleberry 32694]

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

So what's the over/under on number of days before Melania divorces the ex-President?

Can she afford to take over half his debt in the divorce proceedings? 

And she won't divorce him. She's an equally awful person.

[Underdog 28446]

26 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I think they're just provisional ballots left, and not enough to realistically overcome trump. It's red, and luckily Biden doesn't need it.

Could have some affect for the Tillis/Cunningham, but you're right in regards to Presidential race. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5782]

12 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Oh shit, AK AZ GA NC NV and PA left. 269 to 269 is possible if Biden only wins GA.

Oh. My. Fucking. God. 

[Gatorubet 30083]

Bwahahaahaha. "We hereby claim it" Huzzah!
 
 

Hahahaha.

He forgot to read the Requerimento first....so no new possessions for YOU Trump!!!

[Underdog 28446]

13 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

NC=

ISWYDT

[Blotto 23428]

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

So what's the over/under on number of days before Melania divorces the ex-President?

Her doing some lesbo porn with Stormy Daniels would be a fitting end for her time in the spotlight. Im sure Stormy could find all sorts of things to fit in her end. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19331]

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

So what's the over/under on number of days before Melania divorces the ex-President?

about as long as it takes her to figure out his creditors will get first crack at his assets. 

[Aqua Buddha 14501]

2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

So what's the over/under on number of days before Melania divorces the ex-President?

Depends on how long she can find a Russian oligarch or a Saudi oil type.  She'd be a big trophy get for those types.

[Surly Bevo 24695]

Well, it's looking like we are finally throwing out one bum hired in November 2016.  That's one down and one to go...

[Michael Knight 12888]

Eric and Rudy clownshow

https://www.skynews.com.au/details/_6207171646001

[Macanudo 12925]

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Her doing some lesbo porn with Stormy Daniels would be a fitting end for her time in the spotlight. Im sure Stormy could find all sorts of things to fit in her end. 

Sharpies?

[G650 14086]

11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

600,000 votes outstanding in AZ, 400K of those in Maricopa County where Biden is getting 52.3% of those votes currently. We will get two batches of Maricopa vote updates tonight. Sounds like we will know on AZ tonight.

AZ is saying those 400k are early vote from Monday

[workswithseed 2035]

2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Oh. My. Fucking. God. 

2020 would never stop giving.

[Mole 4320]

Not that anything matters anymore, but in the real world the Trump meltdown is nailing shut any legitimacy to the moral or intellectual underpinnings of conservatism. Forevermore, I will translate the phrase, “as a conservative,” to, “I hereby claim.” Can some coder whip up a little Chrome extension to do this?

[BurntOrange&White 39621]

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

Sharpies?

Butt sharpies on reddit

[LonghornJudas 1090]

7 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I strenuously object

Is that how it’s done? Hm? “Objection, 'stache!” “Overruled” “No, no. I STRENUOUSLY object.” “Oh! You strenuously object. Then I’ll take some time and reconsider.”

[atomheartbevo 89409]

1 hour ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

I'm afraid the Proud Boys are about to stop standing by in Pennsylvania.

What are they going to do?  Votes have been cast.

[The Hot Dog Buffet 1291]

6 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

More masks than I expected.

Yeah, they tried to stop that, but they were unsuccessful in kidnapping and executing their governor.

[Al Czervik 1228]

14 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

Don't forget the gigantic meteor crater.

Actually very impressive but some could call it boring. 

Family road trip a few years ago included Petrified forest, Meteor crater and Grand Canyon all in one day. /csb

[Hawndoh 2382]

You know, Twitter could isolate him to his own network of AI twitter bots that all agree with him, then he could be put in a fake white house somewhere and he probably would never know he isn't the president.

[kevwun 15624]

Pretty strong proof that Trump has been abandoned by the GOP when he's forced to let Rudy and Eric do that press conference.

[Voldemort86 2259]

3 hours ago, HillaryFan420 said:

It's funny to see Trump go down, but the Republicans are setup pretty well for 2022 and 2024.  The Republicans will likely avoid the remaining fallout of the coronavirus.  The Republicans will hold onto the Senate so no justices or bills that Mitch does not support.  There's also a good chance SCOTUS abrogates the ACA and Mitch will prevent Democrats from passing a replacement plan.  Under those conditions, I don't see how 2022 won't be a bloodbath and 2024 may not be much better depending on how quickly the economy can rebound without significantly more stimulus which Mitch will likely block.

And mysteriously........ overnight......republican confidence in the economy will take a nose dive even tho their orange god still has his finger prints all over the economy. 

why are people in this country so fucking dumb?

[atomheartbevo 89409]

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

MSNBC reporting that the cops got called about this.   

Not to sure I trust the Thin Blue Line.

If there's one thing cops can't stand, is having some smarmy little prick yell at them "do you know who I am?"

Which is every fucking Trumpkin poll watcher/observer/whatever.

[Firemans4Horn 17827]

The foredaddies also respected the electoral college tradition of “calling dibs”

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[Blotto 23428]

3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Depends on how long she can find a Russian oligarch or a Saudi oil type.  She'd be a big trophy get for those types.

Wonder if Vincente Fox has a lady. He loves to troll him some dotard. Tweeting out a photo of him cornholing Melanie on a vacation paid for by Trump's alimony would be great. "I'm fucking Melania Trump on vacation, and Donald Trump's paying for it" 

[Bevo14 8274]

Just now, Hawndoh said:

You know, Twitter could isolate him to his own network of AI twitter bots that all agree with him, then he could be put in a fake white house somewhere and he probably would never know he isn't the president.