2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

[wildcat09 29579]

3 minutes ago, landman said:

I don't want people in California deciding what is best for me in Texas.  

Just say you don't like democracy. We already know.

[Bevo14 8468]

Just now, Lobo said:

Does he know that if that mustache keeps coming in, he looks exactly like every pedophile from the 1970's?  

He'll be waiting a few decades for it to come in.

Edited November 6, 2020 by Bevo14

[BradInATX 9208]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Anyone have an update on when Nevada will get its shit together?

 

Nevada? Never heard of her.

[gmr548 16701]

Lol y’all responding to landman

[TwiceHorn 32079]

6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

This is an important point that is not considered by enough people. The federal government would almost certainly claim control over a national popular vote.

This kind of encapsulates the "true liberal' vs. "true conservative" debates.

Guys like Bateshorn show no deference to the founding fathers in no small part because of the taint of slavery and the politics that influenced almost everything they did.  I can't much argue with that.

But, I am hestitant to make a big wholesale change and give the fathers some credit for doing things the way they did.  You are the same way.

Not saying Bates is wrong, just counseling cuidado, amigos.

[Neonmoon 38130]

Georgia Update: SOS

4169 outstanding ballots to be counted

Cherokee - 150 ballots

Cobb - 75

Floyd - 444

Gwinnett - 3500

8800 military that may or may not have been sent on time. 

Margin is small enough that there will be a recount in Georgia. 

 

Edited November 6, 2020 by Neonmoon

[SizzleChest 8314]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Anyone have an update on when Nevada will get its shit together?

When PA passes the ~33K (+Biden) recount threshold and the networks finally call it for Joe.

[DigDug 1738]

14 minutes ago, RichUT said:

Hang on now. It appears our celebration may be premature:
 

 

[Ghost of LL 15698]

4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Fun fact--I practiced with Gen. Ford for a number of years.  He's a legit good guy.

[Zonahorn 8079]

4 minutes ago, landman said:

I don't want people in California deciding what is best for me in Texas like Democracy, and hate how the majority of this country votes.

I see

[elfenix 34751]

The ranting goes on forever and the grifting never ends....

And it's hard to hold the white house
In the cold November rain

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13629]

Drove past one of the many Trump signs out here in rural Texas this morning on someone's fence and his neighbor a few feet away had hung some 3 foot tall cut out letters on his fence that just spelled BOOYA!

[G650 14437]

9 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

He wasn't who I initially supported.  I supported Harris.  But in retrospect, I don't think Harris wins.

And damned if I didn't come around to really supporting Biden somewhere along the way.  I think he will actually be a good president.

You and me both

[Bevo14 8468]

8 minutes ago, landman said:

I don't want people in California deciding what is best for me in Texas.  

I don't want MAGA deciding anything for anybody anywhere at any time ever.

Edited November 6, 2020 by Bevo14

[tantric superman 4668]

4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Does the GOP have some idea that many mediocre attorneys is somehow better than a few great attorneys?

I think of myself less as a mediocre attorney and more of focused and affable limited value-add attorney.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

Donald.....don’t know how to tell you this...

 

YOU’RE FIRED!

[BradInATX 9208]

 

 

Someone can probably do this better, but I ain't got time to make it pretty.

[Teebox 90]

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

Fun fact--I practiced with Gen. Ford for a number of years.  He's a legit good guy.

Me too.  We must have been at the same place.  And agreed on Ford, even if an aggie

[Brisketexan 106899]

8 minutes ago, landman said:

I don't want people in California deciding what is best for me in Texas.  

Yet you want people in Alabama and Tennessee deciding what's best for people in California.....that makes sense.  

In Trumpland, there are only geese, no ganders.

[workswithseed 2204]

11 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Gary Johnson mode enabled.  This is what we'll hear from the shitbags that licked the boots of the Cheeto for the past four years.  

"I didn't fully support him."

"I don't even really know what his policy positions were."

"I was really against Cheeto, I just didn't make a big deal about it"

"I thought he was wrong on a number of issues, I just didn't tell the whole world like you."  aka the Cornyn defense.

"Who is that guy?" Deployed when there's a discussion about Pence, Barr, Guiliani, Carlson, Hannity, Rush, etc.

 

All, of course, accompanied by a sniveling whataboutism to try and make the other person in the conversation look like the fool.  The tells and tendencies are known, nobody on this board believes the bullshit train Trump supporters will desperately try and ride. This is a low, low point in American democracy.  If you were on the wrong side, you must wear that Orange T for eternity. This was a push for American fascism, buttressed with domestic terrorism. There is no excuse.

 

You can also believe that I never lived in Denton, or Texas, and don't live in Portland now, and I'm not going to stop you from doing that. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

59 minutes ago, freyguy said:

Electoral College preserves the separation of the states' power and protects the citizens' vote from Federal influence.  With no electoral college, we would run the risk of a single court ruling halting all vote counts.  State by state control creates an avalanche that cheeto and friends are unable to combat.

The EC is in the Constitution, which cheeto also used to wipe his ass with all summer when he gassed & arrested those using their Constitutional right to protest.  The Constitution is going to kick his ass out of office.

Uh, the electoral college is the system that installed Trump in the first place and caused catastrophic damage.  Seems like a major oversight on your part. 

[TwiceHorn 32079]

2 minutes ago, DigDug said:

 

His wife's name is "Bergundi." 

You can't make this shit up.  Surprised he's not aggy.  Probably one of his life's greatest disappointments.

[TXSG8R 3362]

6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Anyone have an update on when Nevada will get its shit together?

 

 

[mdmost 44048]

Look Philadelphia, I'll allow you to beat my Cowboys in the next game and I won't even care. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

3 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Drove past one of the many Trump signs out here in rural Texas this morning on someone's fence and his neighbor a few feet away had hung some 3 foot tall cut out letters on his fence that just spelled BOOYA!

And you didn’t take a pic?! That’s meme material 

[RomaVicta 30590]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Just got out of a morning web meeting. I never know where to join this thread as it moves so fast but has something funny or interesting on every page. Hugo's post is a nice place to start today. I'm getting giddy.

Is it good or bad for our livers that this news will break with two consecutive nights and three consecutive days to celebrate?

My friends, despite what the closeness says about the USA, I will not dismiss the pleasure of kicking this fat, lying, loser fuck's ass out the front back door of the White House. If I get shot in the aftermath, so be it. I just hope I have my mother's .38 in my hand when it happens.

Thanks BLM and the other splendid leaders of color for balancing out (plus) the detritus that is the same color I am. 

Hook 'Em!

[SizzleChest 8314]

Biden up 1579 in Georgia.  Big batches totaling ~600 votes just came in. 4671 left.

[Chet Steadman 940]

You know, I despised Rick Santorum years ago when he was running for president, but after watching him these past few days I must say, politics aside he seems like a pretty good dude.  

[Neonmoon 38130]

This really won't matter once Biden passes the 33K recount threshold especially since these ballots are being segregated and not counted right now. 

[BradInATX 9208]

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Uh, the electoral college is the system that installed Trump in the first place and caused catastrophic damage.  Seems like a major oversight on your part. 

PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT POLITICS THIS THREAD IS FOR GRITTY MEMES AND SHITTING ON TRUMP ONLY

Thank you.

Edited November 6, 2020 by BradInATX

[Hiphopopotamos 21191]

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Georgia Update: SOS

4169 outstanding ballots to be counted

Cherokee - 150 ballots

Cobb - 75

Floyd - 444

Gwinnett - 3500

8800 military that may or may not have been sent on time. 

Margin is small enough that there will be a recount in Georgia. 

 

Gwinnett is an almost 60% Biden county.  He's going to gain a couple thousand in that county.

Floyd is a Trump 70% county - so he should net a couple hundred in that county.

[Nivek 17415]

In on 600.
Count err body’s vote.  Dot the i’s....cross the t’s.   Leave no doubt about the accuracy of the vote counts.

make it sloppy, let them file lawsuits and bleed themselves dry.

[Neonmoon 38130]

Just now, Chet Steadman said:

You know, I despised Rick Santorum years ago when he was running for president, but after watching him these past few days I must say, politics aside he seems like a pretty good dude.  

Narrator: He is not a good dude. 

[Bojack 2091]

2 minutes ago, landman said:

I don't want people in California deciding what is best for me in Texas.  

As Texans, we're under-represented in many of the same ways as California.

Wyoming v. California:  

California has roughly 70 times the population of Wyoming yet each have 2 Senators. Electoral college, Wyoming has 3 votes. California has 55.  Wyoming has 18x the representation of California per capita.  

Texas v. Wyoming:  

Texas has just under 30 million people and same number of Senators as Wyoming, that's Wyoming repped over 50 times Texans in the Senate.  Electoral College, Wyoming people are represented over 12 times more per capita.  

I want everyone to be represented equally and will let the chips fall where they may.  

[Zonahorn 8079]

Santorum finally says something that doesn't make me want to strangle him.

[SizzleChest 8314]

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Uh, the electoral college is the system that installed Trump in the first place and caused catastrophic damage.  Seems like a major oversight on your part. 

I agree with you, but we're not ditching the EC, probably forever.  What needs to be amended is perhaps adding proportional electors to the winner of the PV.  That's not happening for awhile either, but it might if keep having winners like Bush in 2000 and Trump in 2016.

[Zonahorn 8079]

 

[Dirk X West 772]

10 minutes ago, landman said:

I don't want people in California deciding what is best for me in Texas.  

I don't want dumbasses in Lubbock, Abilene, Tyler, Waco, etc., deciding what's best for me in Austin, but here we are.

[Patrick Bateman 3980]

11 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Ralston's reaction:

 

[elfenix 34751]

Does he know that if that mustache keeps coming in, he looks exactly like every pedophile from the 1970's?  

In 5 years when it finally comes in

[Bevo14 8468]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Narrator: He is not a good dude. 

After the last few years, I guess not being completely atrocious, childish, and insane is the standard for GOP politicians. And that's fair.

Edited November 6, 2020 by Bevo14

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Tweet for every occasion:

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13629]

2 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

And you didn’t take a pic?! That’s meme material 

If it's still there Sunday I'll give it shot.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

14 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

What if we kept the electoral college and passed a law that gave every citizen one electoral vote? 

But seriously, why can’t we do this? Keep the decentralization of the elections by the states but produce the same outcome as the popular vote. Best of both worlds? 

[Chooky 13340]

2 minutes ago, Chet Steadman said:

You know, I despised Rick Santorum years ago when he was running for president, but after watching him these past few days I must say, politics aside he seems like a pretty good dude.  

He still gives me the heebies a little bit but he's a bright guy with encyclopedic and acute knowledge of demos and political geography. 

[SizzleChest 8314]

2 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

Santorum finally says something that doesn't make me want to strangle him.

Santorum is a shithead of magnificent proportions.  I turn-off CNN when they have him/Axelrod/Borger/Jones/Cooper on.  Just because of him and Van Jones also irritates the shit out of me.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

 

[RomaVicta 30590]

1 hour ago, SizzleChest said:

In states like PA, MI, and WI, their Republican legislatures pushed through new voting laws this summer that dictated that mail-in votes could not be counted and tabulated until Election Day.  The effort was a clear push to drag out the counting process because Ds vote disproportionately by mail and gives the Rs and Trump the ability to claim fraud (without evidence) as the votes are counted post-election day.

What they didn't expect is that more down ballot Rs won compared to Trump (R voters split their vote in many cases).  So, it blows up the fraud argument.  But they're still running with that anyway because *mad*.

Trump and R's call fraud with mere speculation and lies. The cult immediately and unquestioningly start talking about "obvious fraud" and the election "obviously being stolen" without a shred of evidence. It's reality. It's Texags World. 

It's also full proof as the cult won't believe any other source of information no matter how unanimous and persistent they are in establishing that there is no evidence of fraud in the vote count.

Their hate engine is rattling on the tracks at unsafe speeds.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

I’m guessing that poor turkey has no chance of a pardon this year!  

[TwiceHorn 32079]

16 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Totally OT, but why the FUCK do all the district courts in the Ninth Circuit require the stupid-ass line numbering?

That has ground my gears forever.

Probably need bluebacks, too.