2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

[Zonahorn 8079]

You know, Philly is pretty nice compared to the rest of New Jersey

[Jiggy-Z 3432]

21 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

To quote my business partner who is from Durango, Mexico, concerning an unrelated matter...."I don't give a fuck"

[BradInATX 9208]

1 minute ago, thepop said:

Can yall imagine the panic in the white house? Imagine the look on Trumps face. Imagine the faces of these aids who are making these desperate phone calls.

 

Yep. He's a spoiled rich kid who is incapable of coping with being told no, and he was just told "no" by the greatest country on Earth. He has no outs and he doesn't know how to deal with it. He's going to lash out and go through the entire grieving process violently and childishly, just like his supporters are doing right now. It's just going to take him a bit longer.

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

I picture a bunch of Dan Egan's on the phone trying to kiss a lot of ass.

Edited November 6, 2020 by Texas St. Armadillos

[TXSG8R 3360]

How is started: 

How it’s going:

[Herpa Derpa 6112]

1 hour ago, landman said:

No.  I want people in Texas to decide for Texas.  If the other 49 states decide differently, I have no problem with that.  

Maybe a Republic is not for you.

[Zonahorn 8079]

[Radical Larry 28528]

[G650 14103]

3 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

How is started: 

How it’s going:

Yeah I'm supposed to be doing a sailboat race there next week too. FML.

[RPM 26222]

Just now, Radical Larry said:

 

Just drop off the key, Lee.

[TXSG8R 3360]

1 minute ago, G650 said:

Yeah I'm supposed to be doing a sailboat race there next week too. FML.

Humble brag game strong to quite strong. 

[Neonmoon 38127]

 

[Zonahorn 8079]

[UncleSonny 6552]

My girl Kaitlan Collins in good spirits on CNN right now. Must be nice looking at four years of not trying to get dipshit press secretaries/president to admit that the sky is not in fact purple. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

WH staffers seem to be sending out their resumes around. 

Time to pack up.

 

[TexLonghorn 5590]

Just jump o'er the fence, Pence.

[Jiggy-Z 3432]

21 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Knitty Gritty?

[Hookah Horns 3078]

22 minutes ago, WBT said:

Clark County pit boss is back on CNN with some kind of story about how they counted outstanding pages instead of outstanding ballots.  Some staffer was confused because the ballot had 2 pages this year.

Total clown show in Nevada. Thank God this is getting resolved in PA today. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

I will never not rep gritty for gritty memes when I have gritty to rep.

[Underdog 28451]

2 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

Humble brag game strong to quite strong. 

He's sailing the Barnacle. 

[Mez2 4021]

#blackvotesmatter

[RDCanecutter 26250]

12 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Nobody likes a loser. SAD!

[TexasEd 8064]

 

 

[Pig Bellmont 8691]

45 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

AP needs to call it. 

I am growing increasingly angry at the networks for not calling NV or PA

[G650 14103]

Just now, Underdog said:

He's sailing the Barnacle. 

So apparently non idiot Floridians call DeSantis "Captain Ron". To which I reply that is massively offensive to the actual Captain Ron.

[conVINCEd 21468]

The Philly Special has now taken down the Patriots and Trump.

[The Dog 43802]

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I will never not rep gritty for gritty memes when I have gritty to rep.

Gritty stole all my rep.

[RomaVicta 29781]

34 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

A 24 hour camera reality show featuring Ivanka in prison would go a long way to clearing up Don's $600m debt. Actually, another one on another channel watching Jared in prison with wrongly imprisoned, over-sentenced men of color might also be fun. 

(I abhor prison rape, so not joking about that. Just watching a guy in for stealing a car eyeballing Jared at lunch would be a scream.) Uh, can I have the salt please? Nope.

[Beau Vine 53999]

 

[Guadaloopy 10921]

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

He's sailing the Barnacle. 

Isn’t that a fish restaurant?

[Neonmoon 38127]

3 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I am growing increasingly angry at the networks for not calling NV or PA

AP waiting until lead gets over 0.5% recall threshold out of 6.5 million ballots, or margin of 32,500 

Biden lead is 13,371 currently 

Needs 19,130 more to hit threshold

Edited November 6, 2020 by Neonmoon

[RPM 26222]

Do you know how strange it feels to rep Philly? I mean the place is a shithole of horrible. But then that horrible ups and fucking redeems itself!

[BurntOrange&White 39648]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

AP waiting until lead gets over 0.5% recall threshold out of 6.5 million ballots, or margin of 32,500 

 

What is it currently?

[Underdog 28451]

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Isn’t that a fish restaurant?

Only during Lent. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

AP waiting until lead gets over 0.5% recall threshold of 6.5 million ballots, or margin of 32,500 

 

This is the same reasoning given by the MSNBC 'decision-maker'.  

Apparently they didn't want to call PA before Biden had a lead because they didn't want to fuel any Trump conspiracy theories - even though they've known for awhile that Biden was going to take the lead and win.

[skeeter 453]

4 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

#blackvotesmatter

not just votes according to this "gentleman" ...

 

[MoJames 8241]

Just now, Pig Bellmont said:

I am growing increasingly angry at the networks for not calling NV or PA

[texhorn 351]

Holy shit on the gritty memes

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

What is it currently?

13.5k

[hookem17 485]

What happens when the networks won’t call it before Biden’s speech tonight? It’s just annoying at this point. 

[Pig Bellmont 8691]

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

AP waiting until lead gets over 0.5% recall threshold out of 6.5 million ballots, or margin of 32,500 

Biden lead is 13,371 currently 

Needs 19,130 more to hit threshold

Bullshit. Wisconsin was called and the number is within the recount threshold. It’s been over since yesterday 

[Nivek 16857]

The crying.  The tears.  I want MOARRRR

That was well done.

[RDCanecutter 26250]

Long Live Pennsylvania.

[BradInATX 9208]

Damn, @ChiTownDoc's sales reps must be pulling some serious commissions off of his account to let themselves get savaged like that.

[BradInATX 9208]

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Long Live Pennsylvania.

 

Seal that deck homeboy!

[washparkhorn 9935]

Liar.

[4th&Five 41459]

 

[Underdog 28451]

3 minutes ago, skeeter said:

not just votes according to this "gentleman" ...

 

Twitter spanked my peepee(timeout), someone who has an account bag this sob for me, please. 

[conVINCEd 21468]

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Long Live Pennsylvania.

Nice tat.

[TeeDubya 3358]

41 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

You have to remember, they think grabbing each other in the pussy is normal... Probably required for corp admittance.

Squeezing and Jarring.  What else does anyone need to know about Aggy.