2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

[conVINCEd 21477]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

I said things in front of my children that I can never take back. 

You are a Texas fan.  You crossed that bridge before that game.

[TeeDubya 3362]

Wait, was that a coherent speech from someone that wasn't a self-congratulatory insult-fest?

Edited November 7, 2020 by TeeDubya

[Radical Larry 28820]

 

[The Dog 44861]

Trump: "but I'm still president!!!!"

America:

[Rimbo 27018]

15 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Well, we're waiting

Go hard. Do Rolling Rock.

['stache 22133]

He’s old, but presidential af. Goddamn I can’t wait for his actual victory speech.

Edited November 7, 2020 by 'stache

[HenryJames 67359]

 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Call it already pussies

[Jive Turkey 13001]

Icing on the cake. 

 

[SizzleChest 8314]

Technically, the PA recount threshold is 0.495684.  Not sure if their law on recounts states this meets the 0.5 criteria via rounding.  But, the rest of the math should not preclude this from being called.  I guess the Fox and AP call on Arizona just spooked the living shit out of ABC, NBC, CBS, and CNN.

[Foosters 18280]

Annnnd scene

[achooloco 1086]

i bet too much on this damn election so wasn't trying to jinx shit (still knocking on wood tho) but fuck it now, i'm popping that michters 10, fuck this shit. it's over. fuck trump.

[Chooky 13340]

15 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

They're going to call it right about 3pm tomorrow right after we lose to WVU, aren't they?

Son of a bitch.

You'll know it was called when a bunch of barefoot WVU fans start shooting. 

[SameSame 1752]

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

 

Goddamn I can’t take much more.  Ahhh I’m just bullshittin give it all to me lmfaooo

[SizzleChest 8314]

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

Icing on the cake. 

 

womp womp

[Sawbonz 28220]

Their pets’ heads are falling off

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

[NorthLoop 14466]

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Go hard. Do Rolling Rock.

Rolling Rock still exists? 

[Mdhorn 6166]

18 minutes ago, heso said:

How much is it going to eat Trump alive watching Joe come out there and talk, both of them knowing the results of this, while he sits on his fat ass in the Oval Office strewn with Big Mac wrappers shouting about stolen votes. 

The best part is nobody did squat in his defense.  When it was all said and done, he alone lost.  He had all these delusions of armies and SCOTUS nominees coming to his defense and crickets.  Now he gets to battle NY state alone too.  

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

Meadows has COVID.  EL OH EL

[Rimbo 27018]

2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Rolling Rock still exists? 

I dunno, doesn't it? I just assumed it did.

Awful stuff. Yuengling is actually good.

[Underdog 29186]

21 minutes ago, heso said:

How much is it going to eat Trump alive watching Joe come out there and talk, both of them knowing the results of this, while he sits on his fat ass in the Oval Office strewn with Big Mac wrappers shouting about stolen votes. 

That's how they'll get him out of the WH, leave a trail of Happy Meals that lead out to a paddy wagon.  

[Bullneck 19520]

 

 

[Chooky 13340]

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Icing on the cake. 

 

He should've voted by mail. 

[heso 2863]

5 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Rolling Rock still exists? 

Yea but it’s not made in Latrobe anymore. Anheuser Busch bought it a while back. 

[BurntOrange&White 41859]

11 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Icing on the cake. 

 

Is that him basically quitting without quitting? Lol

[Prepuce of Doom 21285]

1 minute ago, heso said:

Yea but it’s not made in Latrobe anymore. Anheuser Busch bought it a while back. 

Is every bottle still somehow 45% foam?

[atomheartbevo 90646]

5 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

The best part is nobody did squat in his defense.  When it was all said and done, he alone lost.  He had all these delusions of armies and SCOTUS nominees coming to his defense and crickets.  Now he gets to battle NY state alone too.  

Yeah, Mitch ain't going out there and screaming from the rooftops that the voting is rigged and Donnie won.

Then again, Mitch is too busy fretting over finding a cure for trying on Marvolo Gaunt's ring.

But the point is, Mitch and a lot of others are not, and in fact some like Chris Christie have practically turned on him publicly.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13629]

9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Anyone surprised the WH had another covid superspreader event?

[NorthLoop 14466]

5 minutes ago, heso said:

Yea but it’s not made in Latrobe anymore. Anheuser Busch bought it a while back. 

Story sounds familiar

[Walte464 450]

Karma is a motherfuckin bitch. Open the damn windows and spray down the White House before Biden moves in, can’t have a competent president get sick due to the clown show that stayed there prior.

[TexasEd 8266]

10 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Technically, the PA recount threshold is 0.495684.  Not sure if their law on recounts states this meets the 0.5 criteria via rounding.  But, the rest of the math should not preclude this from being called.  I guess the Fox and AP call on Arizona just spooked the living shit out of ABC, NBC, CBS, and CNN.

Trump has to win too many states.  It's not the single odds of PA, GA, NV, or AZ it's the need to get the parlay of PA, GA and another one when he is behind in all of them.

[UncleSonny 6798]

2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Anyone surprised the WH had another covid superspreader event?

Just have to sit back and wait for the other big names to pop at this point. These fucking dolts. 

[heso 2863]

4 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Is every bottle still somehow 45% foam?

Ha. Probably. I haven’t had one in maybe 15 years.

[Blotto 24019]

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

I want a FA&FO shirt but haven’t seen one yet.

Ive gotten this far, now I just need to find an online tshirt store that can print it on a shirt

[Mdhorn 6166]

6 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

DOTARD's doing the COVID shuffle.  And damn his hands look small.

[NorthLoop 14466]

[Radical Larry 28820]

 

[Hmbre97 6337]

These last 4 days feels like the end of Uncut Gems. Trump thought he hit his parlay on Tuesday and now the door is opening.

[conVINCEd 21477]

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Ive gotten this far, now I just need to find an online tshirt store that can print it on a shirt

You might be ok with that one.  I have a feeling the reason that I can’t find one is that the sites where it is easy to do probably don’t allow profanity.

[immamac 44346]

3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Ive gotten this far, now I just need to find an online tshirt store that can print it on a shirt

I'll help find one. 

[Bullneck 19520]

 

 

 

[Bullneck 19520]

 

 

[Horn Dogg 4296]

One more....

[Bama Chick 28596]

These next six weeks and going to be simultaneously hilarious and terrifying.

[NorthLoop 14466]

[elfenix 34749]

13 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

[Ghost of LL 15698]

My maternal grandparents had two portraits in their den: the Pope and JFK. I can’t help but imagine that they’re in heaven pooping some champagne (although they were really whisky drinkers) at the second Catholic president being elected.


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[elfenix 34749]

aged like fine wine