2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

[Bevo14 8,468]

 

[DanTheHorn 5,079]

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

It shouldn't.

It's over.

I was A Bush supporter and hanging chad was robbing me from a celebration. So provisional ballots are doing the same.

[heso 2,863]

Tapper: our long national nightmare is over 

[Red Five 41,738]

They wanted to get it called before the Texas game started.

[aggie08 21,797]

Get the fuck out.

[Zonahorn 8,079]

ITS OVER

WE DID IT

[Aqua Buddha 14,806]

MSNBC.  

Eat shit and die.  Burn in hell.

[Hiphopopotamos 21,191]

Now MSNBC follows and calls it.

[Pancho 46,307]

[G650 14,437]

Thank fucking god

[SmokeyTheBear 5,569]

[Superhero 9,022]

Are there any outlets showing the gap in AZ? Seems like it's getting smaller.

97% reporting doesn't mean shit to me.

 

[Gatorubet 30,716]

Latest Maricopa update was 57% Trump.  My understanding is that Trump needed 60% and he hasn't gotten it in the last few vote dumps. 

And with each lesser % dump, the next dumps have to higher than 60%.

[Sawbonz 28,220]

29 minutes ago, heso said:

If Fox News was right last night there are about 4,000 of them in Philly. That would equate to a little more than 30k state wide. But they are meaningless because they are going to skew to Biden and he’s going to be ahead. 

Trump thinks he’s going to get all or some of the Philly mail in votes invalidated because he doesn’t understand the reality of the situation surrounding his lawsuit about the poll watchers. 

Trump is going to be behind with all but the segregated ballots counted but by less than the total of those ballots and will demand they be counted

[heso 2,863]

Fox won’t call it yet. They have to be waiting until after his presser. 

[usmc0331horn 995]

The long national nightmare is fucking over. Fuck off white supremacists and anti-democratic cunts.

[Mdhorn 6,166]

CBS now calling it on the air for Biden.

[jimmyjazz 47,196]

First beer cracked.  Fair warning to my liver:  this is not going to be a good day for you.

[Mo Horn 8,938]

Fox still holding out

[TexasEd 8,266]

3 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

A little pick me up music

 

I'll take credit for the call because I posted this at the perfect time LOL

 

[Guadaloopy 11,129]

[JFKFC 4,978]

Unpossible!!! Trump's spiritual advisor called in the support of angels. How did Trump lose? 

 

[Michael Knight 13,217]

 

[Pato del Muerto 53,499]

19 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

meme-ing aside, this is very much like hitler in the bunker, ordering fake troops around to have fake assaults and expecting fake reports of fake results.  his brain is just mush at this point.

Well that ended well so here’s to hoping. I know he’s too narcissistic to martyr himself, but that’s exactly how his followers would see it. 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,669]

EDGING IS OFF THE MENU, BOYS!

 

 

 

[RPM 26,628]

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Now MSNBC follows and calls it.

Everyone except Newsmax and OANN has.

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

Fox News ranting about the pollsters getting the margin for Biden wrong

LOL

Eat the loss pussies

[heso 2,863]

Allegheny county just dropped. 4K more. Lead up to 34k

[SmokeyTheBear 5,569]

1 minute ago, usmc0331horn said:

The long national nightmare is fucking over. Fuck off white supremacists and anti-democratic cunts.

We'll have months of the dumb dumbs who believe the election was rigged trying to rectify this. Lots of work to do still, but fuck, this feels good. 

[Pancho 46,307]

ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, AP, CNN, and Pancho Daily News have all called it. 

WTF Fox News?

[South Austin 53,223]

[bolverk 30,323]

8 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

@bolverk we need the French equivalent of fuck around and find out

I've never heard an equivalent expression, but it'd go something like this: Si tu déconnes, tu vas découvrir. (If you fuck around, you're going to find out/discover.)

As I was typing this, just heard CNN announce the election. 

FUCK TRUMP!!!

[Hank Chinaski 6,360]

[Fudge Nuggets 19,455]

Ten minutes ago I tweeted to all the major networks “Call it already, you f’ing cowards.”

I take credit for this.

[Dr. Teeth 5,868]

The wicked witch is dead. 

[mdmost 44,037]

 

[aggie08 21,797]

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

First beer cracked.  Fair warning to my liver:  this is not going to be a good day for you.

Hmm, beer probably would have been a better choice than tequila at 8:30 in the morning, but too late now. Fuck pacing.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,730]

Looks Biden needs about a net 3000 in PA to get past the .5% auto recount. It would be nice to get over that amount to force Trump to prove why a recount is needed.

 

nevermind, the new pittsburgh count took him over .5%.

Edited November 7, 2020 by Nice Guy Eddie

[UDontKnow 10,572]

13 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

3K ballots in Philly about to be posted within 5 mins

Another 7K coming near Pittsburgh within the hour

Aw shit.

[Homercles 10,206]

Just changed shirts, per my post long ago that I’d do it when he won...some of y’all know I’m a diehard Ok State guy married to a double horn

 

[MoJames 8,258]

[Michael Knight 13,217]

 

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,114]

Gritty for president!!!

[thepop 4,418]

CNN guys emotional right now. Honestly I am too.

[nycHorn 3,123]

People are cheering and clapping here in the streets of Brooklyn.

[immamac 44,346]

Haha we are in kingsland at grand central station and the servers all just freaked out saying THEY CALLED IT, then there was crying and people saying to calm down, they can still do recounts. 

[Pato del Muerto 53,499]

Media calls it 30 minutes before college football Saturday. Hmmm. 

[ConferenceRoom 6,214]

First beer cracked.  Fair warning to my liver:  this is not going to be a good day for you.

Hell yeah, brother. Right there with you.

[thepop 4,418]

Van Jones making me tear up

[Mez2 4,048]

joe biden you're fine, you're so fine you blow my mind...Joe Biden...hey, hey Joe Biden!!!