2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

What a goddamn glorious day.  
 

Edited November 7, 2020 by Chewy's Hairy Horn

[elfenix 34,749]

Beer for breakfast!

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[Nice Guy Eddie 13,730]

1 minute ago, LonghornJudas said:

John King was probably saying, "Fuck it. I'm calling it. Get me the fuck away from Wolf!"

Can't say I blame him. 

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[Bullneck 19,520]

8 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

Fox called PA and NV

Oh, yeah, NOW they do it.  

Anyone remember who climbed Mt. Everest after Tenzing & Hillary?

[Goredho 17,656]

This kind of has that 9/11, Reagan shooting, Challenger explosion feeling to it in terms of 25 years from now we’ll be saying “I remember exactly the moment I saw that Joe Biden beat Donald Trump for President.”

[Horn Dog 10,158]

Congratulations America.  You are still filled with dipshits but you are only 48% braindead.  I’ll take it!

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,730]

1 minute ago, We’reTexas said:

TexAgs already wants to raise the voting age.

I imagine if you talked to some of those posting, at home and after a couple of drinks, you would find out that they have other views about who should be voting as well.

[Pam Cummings 9,868]

Can we get #TTLP to trend on twitter? Maybe with a pic of Sam?

[Captainant 28,538]

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Come to think of it, we have two bottles (not Dom, unfortunately) from our wedding.  Maybe we should open one tonight.

Shit man for the kind of year it's been, open both and go buy some more for good measure

[Goredho 17,656]

[BradInATX 9,208]

Shit man for the kind of year it's been, open both and go buy some more for good measure

I'm tempted to neg him for waiting until tonight to open. Game is in 7 minutes. Why wait?

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,908]

Just wanna say our vice president elect gives me a hard on. 

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[Macanudo 13,323]

2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I imagine if you talked to some of those posting, at home and after a couple of drinks, you would find out that they have other views about who should be voting as well.

You dont need to get them drinking.  They'll do it sober.

[G650 14,437]

Has anyone done a wellness check on the Dilbert guy

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Rudy making a speech in front of an adult bookstore/peepshow seems appropriate.

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[Hiphopopotamos 21,191]

 

[Macanudo 13,323]

3 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I imagine if you talked to some of those posting, at home and after a couple of drinks, you would find out that they have other views about who should be voting as well.

You dont need to get them drinking.  They'll do it sober.

[Dbeasy 15,595]

TexAgs already wants to raise the voting age.

Makes sense. They’ve already lowered the IQ.

[mdmost 44,037]

Fox News saying Trump wants to beef up his legal team like W had for Florida. Yeah, here's the differences. W had won Florida. W was infinitely more likeable. W wasn't a massive piece of shit like you. No one will answer your call. They are going to start abandoning you because no one wants to be associated with a loser. 

[Huckleberry 34,646]

Just now, RexWilson said:

 

Did Iguodala reply "Man that's bullshit. Don't you put that evil on me."?

[Aqua Buddha 14,806]

2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Just wanna say our vice president elect gives me a hard on. 

I said something a few weeks ago I've never said.  "The Vice President has big tits."

Would.

[Celery Man 21,098]

23 minutes ago, immamac said:

Haha we are in kingsland at grand central station and the servers all just freaked out saying THEY CALLED IT, then there was crying and people saying to calm down, they can still do recounts. 

At Graham Central Station rn - same

[RDCanecutter 26,885]

39 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

@bolverk we need the French equivalent of fuck around and find out

Rough equivalent would be Tu me cherches, tu me trouves, you look for me, you find me (with implied ass-kicking.) The first part Tu me cherches? is used where an American might say "You want some of this?" or "Feelin froggy, jump."

[elfenix 34,749]

[Guadaloopy 11,129]

Preview of the next couple of months:

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

21 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I'm not 100% sure because I honestly don't remember my 1996 vote when I was 19 but I think this might be the first time in my life I voted for the Presidential winner. 

It’s my first time. (Kerry, McCain, Johnson, Hillary, Biden)

Feels good man. 

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[Underdog 29,186]

Anyone check on Pence?  Deep down, probably no one happier than that creep. 

[The Dog 44,861]

Quote

Maggie Haberman 11m ago

The Trump campaign says it will continue with its legal challenges, even as most advisers realize it’s unlikely to change the outcome.

America's response:

 

[NWBuck 8,629]

Get that motherfucking orange asshole out of our house. 

Make him pay his bills. Make his kids pay theirs too. 

Call the cops to deal with all the crimes. 

But pack up his gold plated tacky shit, hand those boxes to his complicit walking plastic surgery advertisement (because his tiny hands could not carry them) and kick his bloated ass out. 

[Dbeasy 15,595]

[UpperWestside 6,274]

16 minutes ago, Nope said:

 

This weekend is going to be a party across much of our world. I hadn’t turned on any coverage yet today, but I gathered what happened after hearing horns honking and people yelling in the street within the last 45 minutes or so. I first thought it was another protest march since we have still had plenty of those here this week.

[C-Man 27,779]

Anybody else watching Rudy on NewsMax? Fox won’t even show it. He’s loony fucking tunes.

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I'm not attacking the City of Philadelphia, but you're a shithole!

[Hiphopopotamos 21,191]

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Fox News saying Trump wants to beef up his legal team like W had for Florida. Yeah, here's the differences. W had won Florida. W was infinitely more likeable. W wasn't a massive piece of shit like you. No one will answer your call. They are going to start abandoning you because no one wants to be associated with a loser. 

W was fighting one recount in one small part of the state (obviously with a huge population).  Trump is going to have to overturn votes in 3+ states where margins are significantly higher than any recount would 'correct'.

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[4th&Five 42,005]

Of course he’s playing golf too. 

[Hiphopopotamos 21,191]

Just now, C-Man said:

Anybody else watching Rudy on NewsMax? Fox won’t even show it. He’s loony fucking tunes.

You know things are over when Fox won't even air your press conference.

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Just now, C-Man said:

Anybody else watching Rudy on NewsMax? Fox won’t even show it. He’s loony fucking tunes.

Yep, it's tragic. They found a black guy to complain about social distancing.

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