2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

[Chuckie Finster 22583]

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Biden's lead in Georgia keeps growing. Another small batch posted went 75% for Biden. Now leads by 10,501. And a 5,002 batch from Philly went 91% for Biden. 

If the results were revealed all at once, no one would be calling this a "close" election.

[Pescado_Rojo 19327]

22 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I like candles but I like them in a modest amount. I'm hoping the WH has a fire extinguisher or two.

 

Man, I'd love to be the White House coke dealer right now. I bet he's banking. 

[Francisco 2.0 32290]

41 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Clearly Pfizer was in on the massive nation-wide voting fraud.

Cue up MAGA Land saying they will boycott anything made by Pfizer.

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Cue up MAGA Land saying they will boycott anything made by Pfizer.

They are scrambling Kamala Harris' debate comments to argue that she said she wouldn't take a vaccine or something along those lines.

[DigglerontheHoof 21022]

32 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I like candles but I like them in a modest amount. I'm hoping the WH has a fire extinguisher or two.

 

I bet trump's fast food fart stench is unbearable.  Probably permeates the White House. 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11667]

Imma go ahead and say all the vaccine conspiracy theories we are about to hear are true.  I hope Pfizer was show playing an announcement by a week or so.  If Trump is terrible for them for whatever reason and they know he is going to take credit for some vaccine progress will be the 2020 Comey letter, Good for them for doing the sort of campaigning they want. I’d love it. 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

22 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

The Bidens are gonna need to sage the fuck out of that place.

Navajo Nation needs to help out 

[Neonmoon 38127]

Lolll holy shit

 

[aggie08 21380]

2 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Imma go ahead and say all the vaccine conspiracy theories we are about to hear are true.  I hope Pfizer was show playing an announcement by a week or so.  If Trump is terrible for them for whatever reason and they know he is going to take credit for some vaccine progress will be the 2020 Comey letter, Good for them for doing the sort of campaigning they want. I’d love it. 

Honestly, even if it came out that Pfizer did actually sit on this for a week, I wouldn't give the slightest of fucks.

He's sure as shit going to try, but that fucker doesn't get to take credit for this.

[Neonmoon 38127]

It's only a matter of time before Trump tweets he cured Covid (if he hasn't already)

[Foosters 17691]

This news is really unfair to Donald. Luckily, section 230 says that when new information comes to light, the constitution demands we have an election do-over.

[TXSG8R 3355]

Just now, Neonmoon said:

It's only a matter of time before Trump tweets he cured Covid (if he hasn't already)

New legal strategy:  demand a revote based on the vaccine news.  Point to FN poll that says they would have changed their vote if they knew the vaccine was coming.  

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

9 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I bet trump's fast food fart stench is unbearable.  Probably permeates the White House. 

If he really does wear adult diapers, then it's the whole range of production you've got there. Diaper genie could have come out with MAGA merch.

[atomheartbevo 89362]

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Welp.....it looks like Kenneth Copeland hasn't yet come around on the election results.

Not sure if Biden's campaign can recover from this. This guy is a true intellectual heavy hitter. 

[conVINCEd 21468]

2 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

New legal strategy:  demand a revote based on the vaccine news.  Point to FN poll that says they would have changed their vote if they knew the vaccine was coming.  

It worked in Hoosiers.

[BradInATX 9208]

If Merkel or one of the leaders that hates Trump really wanted to pull the ultimate troll, she/they would go on Twitter and congratulate president Biden for the huge advances in Covid treatment today and the accompanying stock market bump. They won't, but it'd be awesome.

[Cousin Strawberry 1261]

23 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Cue up MAGA Land saying they will boycott anything made by Pfizer.

Where will they get their Type II diabetes medication?

[tx 3 putt 76158]

7 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

If he really does wear adult diapers, then it's the whole range of production you've got there. Diaper genie could have come out with MAGA merch.

He has to have a staff in charge of changing him ?

Edited November 9, 2020 by tx 3 putt

[TwiceHorn 31184]

12 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Meh. He can stall until the electoral college vote.  It won’t matter. 

The electoral college "meets" on December 14, I believe.  Doesn't look like any states are going to have much problem certifying results by then.

I don't believe recounts have to be certified by December 14.  That is, if they aren't, it's tough shit for the recounter, but doesn't open the electoral college to interference from legislatures.

The risk is not a state government or official's ability to fuck with electors; they are appointed in most states by the winner's political party or campaign.  The risk is that without a certified vote, the lege can determine the winner in partisan fashion.

Edited November 9, 2020 by TwiceHorn

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

The owner of tigerdroppings refuses to accept the election results.  LMAO

[G650 13990]

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The owner of tigerdroppings refuses to accept the election results.  LMAO

That is fantastic. He is such a douche

['stache 21743]

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

The electoral college "meets" on December 14, I believe.  Doesn't look like any states are going to have much problem certifying results by then.

I don't believe recounts have to be certified by December 14.  That is, if they aren't, it's tough shit for the recounter, but doesn't open the electoral college to interference from legislatures.

Recounts go pretty fast I think. The slowness of counting mail in ballots is the process of opening the envelopes, reviewing for compliance, logging the info, scanning, etc. I assume the recount is just running the ballots through the scanners like a big document on a xerox machine.

[Blotto 23418]

32 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Cue up MAGA Land saying they will boycott anything made by Pfizer.

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

I'm going to leave this here; Four Season's retweeted it on their social media account.....

 

[TwiceHorn 31184]

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The owner of tigerdroppings refuses to accept the election results.  LMAO

I mean, it's stupid but it's not technically inaccurate.  Except I don't think concession has any legal effect.

[TwiceHorn 31184]

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Recounts go pretty fast I think. The slowness of counting mail in ballots is the process of opening the envelopes, reviewing for compliance, logging the info, scanning, etc. I assume the recount is just running the ballots through the scanners like a big document on a xerox machine.

I think that's correct.  God knows how Trumpco is going to goober it up though.  Still, I think the party requesting the recount bears the risk of it not being completed in time.

[kevwun 15595]

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Recounts go pretty fast I think. The slowness of counting mail in ballots is the process of opening the envelopes, reviewing for compliance, logging the info, scanning, etc. I assume the recount is just running the ballots through the scanners like a big document on a xerox machine.

Correct.  A mail in ballot comes inside 2 envelopes that both have to be opened and then it has to be smoothed so that is will feed through the counting machine properly.  That's a time consuming process that doesn't have to be repeated.

[tantric superman 4667]

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

 Still, I think the party requesting the recount bears the risk of it not being completed in time.

[BurntOrange&White 39486]

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I think that's correct.  God knows how Trumpco is going to goober it up though.  Still, I think the party requesting the recount bears the risk of it not being completed in time.

Recounts occur after certification right?

[SizzleChest 8275]

Pfizer took no federal money in development of the COVID vaxx, and is not participating as part of Operation Warp Speed. 

Azar released an announcement in July saying they were, but that is not true.  No detailed agreement was approved by PFEs board, and of course, it was Trump admin puffery.

Pfizer announced they are offering the vaxx for free and will distribute through its channels.  That very well may be the case - until January 20th at Noon.

Obviously, this is PFE giving Trump the finger. It will not surprise me if the federal government makes a deal with the Biden administration to buy doses (for international as well as domestic distribution) in January.  PFE chose who to make their deal with, and now that Biden won the election, they can make this more obvious.  They clearly wanted to avoid having to make a deal with Trump, and appear to have succeeded.

Edited November 9, 2020 by SizzleChest

[C-Man 26992]

I mean, it's stupid but it's not technically inaccurate.  Except I don't think concession has any legal effect.

It doesn’t. Gore initially conceded in 2000 and then withdrew it when Florida shifted to “too close to call.”

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13537]

23 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trumpkins Stages of Grief

1. Denial

[Guest Lobo]

I mean everybody knows that the Rose Garden overhaul was completed by Four Seasons Total Landscape.  Least the White House could do for them for landscaping the Super Spreader event was throw them some free media this last weekend with Rudy. 

[Hmbre97 6297]

 

[Horn Dogg 3805]

Dow up 4.5% just today at this point and no riots in the streets.  Where are all these terrible things that Trump promised would happen if Biden was elected?

Edited November 9, 2020 by Horn Dogg

[Blotto 23418]

2 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

 

I have never used a zoom background image, but this may be just the one to break my cherry. I may set up a zoom call with the couple of trumpers I work with just for the lulz. 

[Bateshorn 9882]

Assuming Ballotpedia is correct, most of the states certify by the end of November (but not all of them).  Because the Trumper's are such slapdicks, they'll likely only contest/recount the states they are upset about losing (WI/MI/PA/GA/AZ)  all have to certify by 12/1 or sooner. I would think that the Biden folks can then start filing lawsuits to force GSA to hand over the keys under the Presidential Transition Act at that point.

Either way, in 2000, the transition started after Gore conceded in mid December right before the Electoral College met. 

Edited November 9, 2020 by Bateshorn

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Looks like Tigerdroppings and aggy are still convinced Trump is gonna win after all the fraud is uncovered. The patriots will not be denied! Trump is draining the swamp from his golf course. 

They are lost.

[conVINCEd 21468]

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

Looks like Tigerdroppings and aggy are still convinced Trump is gonna win after all the fraud is uncovered. The patriots will not be denied! Trump is draining the swamp from his golf course. 

They are lost.

Narrator:  they have been lost for quite some time.

[Underdog 28437]

Has Ivanka Trademarked FSTL yet? 

[Pancho 44358]

 

 

 

[Tuco 5076]

6 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Pfizer took no federal money in development of the COVID vaxx, and is not participating as part of Operation Warp Speed. 

Azar released an announcement in July saying they were, but that is not true.  No detailed agreement was approved by PFEs board, and of course, it was Trump admin puffery.

Pfizer announced they are offering the vaxx for free and will distribute through its channels.  That very well may be the case - until January 20th at Noon.

Obviously, this is PFE giving Trump the finger. It will not surprise me if the federal government makes a deal with the Biden administration to buy doses (for international as well as domestic distribution) in January.  PFE chose who to make their deal with, and now that Biden won the election, they can make this more obvious.  They clearly wanted to avoid having to make a deal with Trump, and appear to have succeeded.

Folks need to slow their roll.  As I understand it, Pfizer just released an interim report that indicated things are going pretty well.  Cool.  But that report has not had peer review yet and there are still ongoing trials.  

[Tuco 5076]

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

 

Campaign staffers were quoted as saying, "we're still getting paid, right?"

[SizzleChest 8275]

4 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Folks need to slow their roll.  As I understand it, Pfizer just released an interim report that indicated things are going pretty well.  Cool.  But that report has not had peer review yet and there are still ongoing trials.  

Eh.  If you think that some very big names, including Fauci, have not seen this data, you are kidding yourself.  These results have been likely available for a couple of weeks and have been poured through and discussed internally with Pfizer's team.

Edited November 9, 2020 by SizzleChest

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11667]

12 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Dow up 4.5% just today at this point and no riots in the streets.

if this keeps up i'll be rioting in the streets of monte carlo

[atomheartbevo 89362]

7 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Campaign staffers were quoted as saying, "we're still getting paid, right?"

That’s the kicker - campaign staff knows how things play out in terms of payments.    If I were a campaign staffer, I’d be bailing right now.

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

4 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Campaign staffers were quoted as saying, "we're still getting paid, right?"

The Four Seasons press conference made them look pretty stupid so Bill is circling the team so that the trolling opportunities are kept to a minimum. Speaking of Death Stars, campaigns, and trolling--I saw online that Brad P is working on a book. Probably going to be sparse (rumored that he did not sign an NDA) if he wants to keep in good graces with anyone north of Fort Lauderdale, but he's probably not above a little blackmail.....

[Longhorn_Fan68 33825]

 

[South Austin 52037]

9 minutes ago, Tuco said:

Campaign staffers were quoted as saying, "we're still getting paid, right?"

They'll get a one-year membership in the Jelly Of The Month Club.

[LonghornSean 3941]

15 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Looks like Tigerdroppings and aggy are still convinced Trump is gonna win after all the fraud is uncovered. The patriots will not be denied! Trump is draining the swamp from his golf course. 

They are lost.

Yeah it's pretty sad and scary. Most of them legitimately believe Trump will still win this election.