2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

[Brisketexan 105180]

Just now, Huckleberry said:

His middle name was S, adding the period actually makes it longer. Weird, right? 

I do anything I can to make it look longer.  Wait, wut?

[NorthLoop 14218]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

I do anything I can to make it look longer.  Wait, wut?

The S stands for inner Shaft

[ruitxn 298]

2 hours ago, Your Mom said:

This.  It’s not so hard to see why he cuddled up to Trump after Trump shit on his wife and Dad.  Ted is just smart enough to see that Trump’s shelf-life is limited and when he is out of the picture there are 70,000,000 voters looking for someone to represent them and the typical GOP candidate won’t be who they’re looking for.  The moderate reasonable republican doesn’t really care for Cruz and he knows it.  He’s going after the bat-shit crazy right vote he knows will be there waiting for someone to fill Trump’s void soon.  

Cruz will never be President of the United States

[Dnaguy 12015]

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

FIFY, and...Yeah, well, property owning white men don't exactly have a fantastic track record in this election either, my man. 

This is why England didn’t give us any representation in parliament.

[South Austin 52523]

8 minutes ago, ruitxn said:

Cruz will never be President of the United States

[Horndog 2228]

For Trump, the election is like playing golf.  Once you get to the number you want, just stop counting.

[washparkhorn 9939]

37 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Marry me Padma . . . 

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Also none of those fucks were ever NOT gonna vote for Trump. 

And that is probably part of the reason the polls were so off.

Trumpkins didn’t actively lie to pollsters - they tried to act better, KNEW they should act better, but when push came to shove they resorted back to their familiar baseline of acting like a shithead.

[immamac 42877]

Here's the thing. I don't want to know who anyone voted for until like March of next year. If by March of next year you still defend your vote for Trump then you will be dead to me in my personal life. I did the same for the people who held onto hillary and the "NOT MY PRESIDENT" people. There is no room for that shit in America.

Today I did go on a really fun rabbit hole, apparently the Bull Moose Party has been restarted. Hopefully in 2024 I can vote Bull Moose.

 

[C-Man 27239]

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

new motto

I like it. But I think I like "fuck around and find out" just a little better.

[Bama Chick 28596]

Fucking Florida, y’all.

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

We’ll see.

 

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

2 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

We’ll see.

 

More action fewer words 

[Hagbard Celine 10897]

49 minutes ago, immamac said:

Here's the thing. I don't want to know who anyone voted for until like March of next year. If by March of next year you still defend your vote for Trump then you will be dead to me in my personal life. I did the same for the people who held onto hillary and the "NOT MY PRESIDENT" people. There is no room for that shit in America.

Today I did go on a really fun rabbit hole, apparently the Bull Moose Party has been restarted. Hopefully in 2024 I can vote Bull Moose.

on the 21st of january i will start a 3rd-party thread

[Thatguy 8761]

4 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

I have to drive to Florida every couple of years.  The whole border control thing would probably add an hour or so to that trip.  So that would suck a little bit.

Well.... stop being poor!

[South Austin 52523]

9 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

We’ll see.

 

OU still sucks.

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

Just now, South Austin said:

OU still sucks.

Isn’t he a Texas grad?

[Bozo_Casanova 26510]

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Isn’t he a Texas grad?

He is.

[Beau Vine 54319]

16 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

We’ll see.

 

Lankford attended Lakeview Centennial High School in Garland. While there, he participated in the Close Up Washington civic education program. He earned a Bachelor of Science degree in Secondary Education (specializing in speech and history) at University of Texas at Austin in 1990, and a master's degree in Divinity at Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary in 1994.[5] He was a substitute teacher and speech team assistant teacher at Pflugerville High School in 1991.

[Bozo_Casanova 26510]

1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

Marry me Padma . . . 

 

It’s not going to make anybody forget Anthony Bourdain, but her show on Netflix is really good.

Edited November 11, 2020 by Bozo_Casanova

[Huckleberry 33045]

6 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

It’s not going to make anybody forget Anthony Bourdain, but her show on Netflix is really good.

Anthony who?

[HenryJames 66135]

 

[Parliament 14272]

37 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

We’ll see.

 

He's a Republican, fwiw.

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

Tbh is southpark going to have an election special?

[Patrick Bateman 3918]

Drop from Maricopa after 9 pm tonight most likely.

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

Just now, Parliament said:

He's a Republican, fwiw.

From what I recall of him, he’s on the senate intel committee and was kind of a hack during the mueller investigation thing. 

[SaucyJack 3498]

42 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

We’ll see.

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19209]

4 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

here in texas, the system appears to me to be foolproof.  the only potential for anything outside of perfection would be a poll worker's failure to determine eligibility (not registered, already voted, etc.) before they hand you the blank card which is printed out by the voting machine.  printing the card at the voting machine and then scanning the card when you turn it in is a firewall against fuckups while simultaneously enables "instant" totals.  this "workflow" needs to be implemented for mail-in ballots and every type of early voting in every state.

My early voting experience in TX was nothing like that.  Are you sure you didn’t fraudulently vote in another state by mistake?

[Guest Lobo]

15 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

How many Philly babies are gonna get made in that parking lot in the next few years? 

"Honey, tonight is going great and you're so special to me...what do you say we take this to the next level at the Four Seasons?"  

"the hotel?  Oh my god, I've never been to one of them fancy downtown hotels."  

"And you ain't gonna sweetheart.  There's a pallet of mulch there that's nicer than any feather bed.  Plus...I brought bottled waters 'cause you know how they likes to upcharge you."  

The handjobs going on there right now as we type this have to number in the dozens.  

And remember, if you don't want to come to fast...just think about hockey...specifically Gritty.  

Edited November 12, 2020 by Lobo

[Fudge Nuggets 19209]

3 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

His middle name was S, adding the period actually makes it longer. Weird, right? 

I believe he did not have a middle name and at some point just put the S in there for whatever reason.  Since the S was not short for anything he never added the period.

[The Dog 44073]

From what I recall of him, he’s on the senate intel committee and was kind of a hack during the mueller investigation thing. 

Now heads Ethics committee.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Trump lost the election again today. 

 

[Underdog 28754]

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

You can checkout any time you'd like, but you can never leave...

[henrygandorf 29194]

22 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Trump lost the election again today. 

 

today's the day that donald trump officially became [a one-term] president?

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

26 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Now heads Ethics committee.

I mean if he does follow through on his word then I would say that’s a solid start to hearing the ethics committee. 

[Biff Tannen 45695]

2 hours ago, immamac said:

Here's the thing. I don't want to know who anyone voted for until like March of next year. If by March of next year you still defend your vote for Trump then you will be dead to me in my personal life. I did the same for the people who held onto hillary and the "NOT MY PRESIDENT" people. There is no room for that shit in America.

Today I did go on a really fun rabbit hole, apparently the Bull Moose Party has been restarted. Hopefully in 2024 I can vote Bull Moose.

 

Has teddy been alive this whole time?!?

[Texas Jeff 1945]

Not sure if we've covered this already, but Rudy's first witness at the Four Seasons Landscaping press conference was a convicted sex offender from New Jersey.

[cactusflinthead 27601]

9 minutes ago, Texas Jeff said:

Not sure if we've covered this already, but Rudy's first witness at the Four Seasons Landscaping press conference was a convicted sex offender from New Jersey.

Actually not that I recall, but it certainly fits this storyline. Link perhaps?

[4th_and_18 687]

 

Did she yell “Bingo!” at the end or go for the more youthful “Boom goes the dynamite” while dropping the green marker?

[thepop 4409]

 

[SquishMitten 10421]

And that is probably part of the reason the polls were so off.

Trumpkins didn’t actively lie to pollsters - they tried to act better, KNEW they should act better, but when push came to shove they resorted back to their familiar baseline of acting like a shithead.

I don’t think the polls were off. The pollsters were just too stupid to interpret the data. We can look back here through posts over the last year. Not a gotdamn person thought that any of the “undecideds” were going to do anything other than vote for dotard

[BrickHorn 18255]

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Fucking Florida, y’all.
 

Looks like someone just earned a few of those $1 million dollar rewards from Dan Patrick!

[capnamerca 571]

3 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

I don’t think the polls were off. The pollsters were just too stupid to interpret the data. We can look back here through posts over the last year. Not a gotdamn person thought that any of the “undecideds” were going to do anything other than vote for dotard

Well, they were off in one of two ways ... either the Independent / Undecided logic was fucked, or the error bars were WAY too narrow. Take your pick.

[Ted Lange 16110]

 

[staboner 4984]

5 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Looks like someone just earned a few of those $1 million dollar rewards from Dan Patrick!

"its like every something is a something"

- a guy who told me before - here and there, AD

[Eastwood 4394]

3 minutes ago, capnamerca said:

Well, they were off in one of two ways ... either the Independent / Undecided logic was fucked, or the error bars were WAY too narrow. Take your pick.

I think the methods developed for accurate polling are now insanely outdated. It needs to either catch up with the times or it will just be junk science used to generate clicks during election season. In fact, that's probably where it's going to stay. Nate Silver still made a boatload.

[SquishMitten 10421]

My early voting experience in TX was nothing like that.  Are you sure you didn’t fraudulently vote in another state by mistake?

That’s how it was for everyone in Travis County. Can’t speak for the rest of the state.

[SquishMitten 10421]

 

I guess we can assume Chris Ruddy needs a pardon also?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

[Pato del Muerto 52535]

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

According to the media, or are all the votes counted?

Regardless, Biden should not concede Alaska, or Texas or any other red state until the DOJ has done a thorough investigation and weeded out any fraudulent voting. 

Edited November 12, 2020 by Pato del Muerto