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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]


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Posted
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

It was their first, and most essential step.  Once you decide that all who are not part of your in-group (hardcore, white conservatives) are not just different, but are apostates and enemies.....there's not much negotiating with that.

Oh dear, the irony...

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Posted
44 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Oh dear, the irony...

You are the dumbest guy who thinks he's smart I've ever seen. You're like a pea in slorch's pod.

"If we're just nice to them they'll see the light, I just know it! "

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They’re going to call trump’s remarks the Gettysburg address II, you realize. 

ah shit you’re right lol

They are going to fleece those dumb bastards with fake patriotism for every nickel they got.

Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

You are the dumbest guy who thinks he's smart I've ever seen. You're like a pea in slorch's pod.

"If we're just nice to them they'll see the light, I just know it! "

Uhm... no. That's not what I've been saying. But you know... you build that straw man up.

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Which makes your post pretty ironic, too, now that you're throwing yourself in with that particular brand of dumbfuckery.

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Posted
21 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

So hot.

 

Two things...

1) Is she driving a RH-drive car?  (May have been pointed out)

2) People with stuffed animals on their rear window/package shelf are almost always crazy

Posted
21 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Two things...

1) Is she driving a RH-drive car?  (May have been pointed out)

2) People with stuffed animals on their rear window/package shelf are almost always crazy

Image is flipped. 

Posted
44 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Two things...

1) Is she driving a RH-drive car?  (May have been pointed out)

2) People with stuffed animals on their rear window/package shelf are almost always crazy

She's the right's Michael Rappaport

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Posted
10 hours ago, Js1 said:

A Wyndham? God we are SO CLOSE to a Supreme Courtyard by Marriot. So fucking close. 

 

It’s actually being held at Appomattox Paint & Body. 

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Posted (edited)

Can you fucking imagine the Secret Service brief this morning.

"Ok guys, the President wants to fit in an unplanned visit to Gettysburg to enact a kangaroo court with his batshit crazy lawyer...no, the other one...who should be quarantining and several hundred of his most crazed supporters foaming at the mouth. Questions?"

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Posted
3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Can you fucking imagine the Secret Service brief this morning.

"Ok guys, the President wants to fit in an unplanned visit to Gettysburg to enact a kangaroo court with his batshit crazy lawyer...no, the other one...who should be quarantining and several hundred of his most crazed supporters foaming at the mouth. Questions?"

Are there any who aren't under quarantine?  Or is that just ignored. 

Posted
16 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

It was their first, and most essential step.  Once you decide that all who are not part of your in-group (hardcore, white conservatives) are not just different, but are apostates and enemies.....there's not much negotiating with that.

I can't oppose Trump without also being a card-carrying member of the Communist Fifth Column dedicated to the Destruction of America.  And, once you believe that someone is out to destroy your country, well, you aren't going to treat them as a fellow American.  We never had a fucking chance.  They decided long ago that we are an enemy that must be eliminated (go ahead and check out the Parler discussions now -- now that they don't have to be shy, they're not hiding it anymore).  When all the "other side" wants us to do is die, how the fuck do we work in good faith with that?

Counterpoint: Aggy talks a lot of shit, but mostly sits around swilling beer and getting fat.

Posted
5 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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the whole thing is a Freud...fucking uphauling.

Wait.....this election makes us want to fuck our mother?

That's....disturbing.  Although I guess I understand Trumpkins a bit better now.

Posted
13 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I've been saving this in my cellar for years, just waiting for the right moment. It's finally time to celebrate!!!

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You can cut the empty box up later, Bota's high-quality cardboard. Last year I came out 50 bucks ahead per box by selling simple cartoons I did on that cardboard, paid a hell of a lot of bills.

At least, I think I did. A little blurry.

 

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Posted
Just now, RDCanecutter said:

You can cut the empty box up later, Bota's high-quality cardboard. Last year I came out 50 bucks ahead per box by selling simple cartoons I did on that cardboard, paid a hell of a lot of bills.

At least, I think I did. A little blurry.

 

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Love the concept -- drinking for fun AND profit.

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Posted
7 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

That's right, mang.

Out of each wine box I get 3 4x6" blanks, and then I cut the extra scrap into "baseball cards". I draw the cartoon (usually an autobiographical Ape character), and then I drop in some color, either acrylic paint, or gel marker. I do them really fast and sell them really cheap. Like box wine.

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wait, you're a chick?

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Seriously folks, the secret service was recently sent to my tiny hometown to investigate a threat video posted to some political bigshot.  Now that I see this post by Lesazure he is my number one suspect.

Posted
1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wait, you're a chick?

He's not.  He just has soft skin, likes delicate clothing and enjoys a good manicure now and then.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Chooky said:

He's not.  He just has soft skin, likes delicate clothing and enjoys a good manicure now and then.

Does a good manicure include pulling off the stickon nails before the cuticles become too exposed?

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Posted
7 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Does a good manicure include pulling off the stickon nails before the cuticles become too exposed?

I don't know.  I have no idea.  You've exposed my manicure ignorance.  

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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the whole thing is a Freud...fucking uphauling.

Penis envy is at the core of it all.

Well, for Pence it's penis coveting. That's not Freudian, but he does call his wife Mother, which Freud would no doubt want to explore.

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Posted
14 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

After all this time. Chooky is a fraud. I really need to think about some things. 

Doesn't matter. Moved to Parler.

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Posted
54 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

That's right, mang.

Out of each wine box I get 3 4x6" blanks, and then I cut the extra scrap into "baseball cards". I draw the cartoon (usually an autobiographical Ape character), and then I drop in some color, either acrylic paint, or gel marker. I do them really fast and sell them really cheap. Like box wine.

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Hey, can you make a little longhorn? Or maybe the apes have longhorns on their viking caps dressed in burnt orange? I totally want to make a magnet out of that. DM me the deets if you are willing to try, and only send the dick pic if you're packing like Hunter and Joe. 

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I had to make a store run and I come back to wonderful art, a crazy "looser," [sic] and dick pics. Surly has the best threads....

 

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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the whole thing is a Freud...fucking uphauling.

What makes this absolutely perfect (and slightly suspicious we're being pranked) is the perfectly misplaced apostrophe.

 

Also, add Lesazure to the Hat, Oakley, Truck cabal. He may not be in a truck in his profile pic, but you just know he's recorded a rant that way...

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Posted
11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They’re going to call trump’s remarks the Gettysburg address II, you realize. 

"Four whores and seven years ago, our father who is in heaven, wrapped himself in a  beautiful flag...."

 

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

That's right, mang.

Out of each wine box I get 3 4x6" blanks, and then I cut the extra scrap into "baseball cards". I draw the cartoon (usually an autobiographical Ape character), and then I drop in some color, either acrylic paint, or gel marker. I do them really fast and sell them really cheap. Like box wine.

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