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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]


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Posted
5 hours ago, Mole said:

1. Video without context should be assumed to mean nothing until proven otherwise. Project Veritas has taught us that.

3. I’m no math wiz, but if the statewide margin was 12000 votes and 10000 votes were scanned during the period in question, isn’t there potentially up to a 20000 vote swing in the “suitcase”? If all 10000 were Trump votes and all 10000 were switched to Biden (which obviously isn’t the case), then that would be enough to flip the election. Maybe I’m not understanding the article, but I like accurate reporting even on dumb stuff. 
 

Or I guess the accusation is that these were fake ballots and I’m dumb.

perhaps what they meant to say that if those ballots represented a typical split among those voters, changing them all to trump would not have affected the outcome

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23 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

It will all be grandstanding. Dems control the house and would never vote to exclude any states results. 

Alabama Republican Rep Mo Brooks already said he would challenge the electoral vote results, and “This election was stolen by the socialists engaging in extraordinary voter fraud and election theft measures.”

But again, the US House is controlled by Democrats. They're not going to vote to exclude any states results. Mo Brooks is a cunt. 

https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/trump-loves-rep-mo-brooks-election-objection-congress-can-t-ncna1249957

 

Thanks for the response. The old SOCIALISTS trope again. Well, there's a surprise. Caravans of boating socialists traveling up the eastern seaboard like modern day pirates ravaging the wimmen and stealing votes.

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53 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Mo Brooks is a cunt.

 

It's just nature's way. The ancient megafauna like Roy Moore are disappearing, leaving an open ecological slot for tiny gerbil-esque Mo Brooks to expand into.

Also, Mo probably calls what he's wearing an outfit.

 

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Brad, c'mon man. You deflated the Death Star and got pwned by minor children and that's AFTER you funneled millions to your side piece companies. There's no way, the Don is going to forgive that unless you kiss the ring. Unless, of course, you start reminding people that you didn't sign an NDA.

Sorry, I just noticed this was on Premium so it may be paywalled.

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He has the look of a man who is genuinely confused as to why, after never stepping out on his partner in the last few years, he managed to get Crabs.  

Posted
9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I still just don't understand how anyone could read his tweets or listen to him speak and think that this is a serious person.

Trump is incredibly serious.

About fundraising.

Posted
8 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

TexAgs is giving my fellow Texans mental diseases and I think we need some grief counselors and psychotherapists to intervene. It's alarming.

Those fuckers believe in Qanon.  They need to finish giving their money to Trump and Q and then be dumped on a remote island with no internet or phone service for a year or two, until they come to their senses.

Then again, I love the fact that Billy Luicci and Co. are allowing the Qanon idiots to run amok on TexAgs, because it shows you how much of a cult they are.

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2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Brad, c'mon man. You deflated the Death Star and got pwned by minor children and that's AFTER you funneled millions to your side piece companies. There's no way, the Don is going to forgive that unless you kiss the ring. Unless, of course, you start reminding people that you didn't sign an NDA.

Sorry, I just noticed this was on Premium so it may be paywalled.

"Yeah, man, you know as soon as everyone knew I had committed theft and embezzlement and fraud it was totally like they all just started acting like totally different to me.  I had this fuckin' kickfuckinass idea about customizing a giant fuckin' yacht so it would totally look like this huge assed jet ski.  Like all fucking BOOM, painted with Trump and explosions and shit on it, right?  Fucking ghosted me!  Just totally fucking friend zoned my shit.  Anyway, it really hurt my feelings."   

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27 minutes ago, Chooky said:

"Yeah, man, you know as soon as everyone knew I had committed theft and embezzlement and fraud it was totally like they all just started acting like totally different to me.  I had this fuckin' kickfuckinass idea about customizing a giant fuckin' yacht so it would totally look like this huge assed jet ski.  Like all fucking BOOM, painted with Trump and explosions and shit on it, right?  Fucking ghosted me!  Just totally fucking friend zoned my shit.  Anyway, it really hurt my feelings."   

And not a single one of them want to ride around in my bitchin' Camaro.

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Thanks for the response. The old SOCIALISTS trope again. Well, there's a surprise. Caravans of boating socialists traveling up the eastern seaboard like modern day pirates ravaging the wimmen and stealing votes.

I bet they even demand to dance with your dates!
Posted
7 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Ha, and this is a great response tweet.

 

If you play the audio backward she says "my husband bites down on a leather strap while enduring electric shocks to his temples and whips his own back with barbed wire until blood trickles down the backs of his legs so he won't be gay and he can stop thinking about being gay and stop doing gay stuff like having gay sex."

Posted
5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump is incredibly serious.

About fundraising.

He's going to go to Georgia and profit a hell of a lot from the Republican Senatorial runoffs.   He's the gift that keeps sucking, a human siphon.      

Posted
6 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

He's going to go to Georgia and profit a hell of a lot from the Republican Senatorial runoffs.   He's the gift that keeps sucking, a human siphon.      

If Trump is grifting money away from those two leeches Perdue and Loeffler, I say MAGA.

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Hey it's Saturday morning, and it's now been four weeks since the votes were counted and we learned that the American people decided to kick that piece of shit out of the White House.

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9 hours ago, Chooky said:

If you play the audio backward she says "my husband bites down on a leather strap while enduring electric shocks to his temples and whips his own back with barbed wire until blood trickles down the backs of his legs so he won't be gay and he can stop thinking about being gay and stop doing gay stuff like having gay sex."

This is an incredibly detailed confession. 

Posted
6 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:

It’s also quite concerning and I won’t feel OK about it until Biden is sworn in and Trump is on his way to a country lacking extradition...

I believe Biden will go into office, but Barr's quiet shuffling with the Durham probe is going to create a headache for Biden once he's sworn in and that is what they're counting on, I'm sure.

"Oh, we knew he was crooked all along and that's why we couldn't endorse this" will be the drumbeat of the party. They're going all in to destroy the Democratic party if they themselves don't burn up first.

 

Posted
18 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:

It’s also quite concerning and I won’t feel OK about it until Biden is sworn in and Trump is on his way to a country lacking extradition...

The Democrats control the US House. If there are challenges to a states electoral count, any motion to exclude any states electoral count must be approved by both the US House and Senate. A Democrat controlled House will not pass that motion. it doesn’t matter if every single Republican rep and senator votes to exclude. January 6th is not the worry. 

The worry is Trump breaking things on his way out 

 

 

 


 

 

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9 hours ago, Chooky said:

If you play the audio backward she says "my husband bites down on a leather strap while enduring electric shocks to his temples and whips his own back with barbed wire until blood trickles down the backs of his legs so he won't be gay and he can stop thinking about being gay and stop doing gay stuff like having gay sex."

Marcus Bachmann or Mike Pen(i)ce?

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Posted (edited)
46 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Cowards.

Men who are unable to achieve on a level field of play. Men who will not sign their names. Weaklings. Bums!

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10 hours ago, Chooky said:

If you play the audio backward she says "my husband bites down on a leather strap while enduring electric shocks to his temples and whips his own back with barbed wire until blood trickles down the backs of his legs so he won't be gay and he can stop thinking about being gay and stop doing gay stuff like having gay sex."

Which leads to me to believe that this man is either...A:  Gay himself.  Or, B:  Not, uh, straight.  /sandler

Posted
56 minutes ago, Underdog said:

This is an incredibly detailed confession. 

Underdog has a Fathead of Marcus Bachmann doing the Heisman pose.

Posted
36 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Men who are unable to achieve on a level field of play. Men who will not sign their names. Weaklings. Bums!

But in a weird way it takes a lot of courage for them to publicly be such huge pussies.

Posted (edited)

She may not be 'taking care of business', but her husband 'takes it like a man' 

Given how close to Winnipeg she lived, there's a good chance she's related to the BTO killers.  I mean, band.  

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Posted
24 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Underdog has a Fathead of Marcus Bachmann doing the Heisman pose.

You act like that's weird or something. Says more about you that you think that, than it does about me, Underdog, or Marcus.

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She may not be 'taking care of business', but her husband 'takes it like a man' 
Given how close to Winnipeg she lived, there's a good chance she's related to the BTO killers.  I mean, band.  

Not sure about Winnipeg, but some kind of pegging for sure.
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The Democrats control the US House. If there are challenges to a states electoral count, any motion to exclude any states electoral count must be approved by both the US House and Senate. A Democrat controlled House will not pass that motion. it doesn’t matter if every single Republican rep and senator votes to exclude. January 6th is not the worry. 
The worry is Trump breaking things on his way out 

 
 
 

 
 

You’re right about breaking things, but I am in no way discounting the amount of fuckery afoot. This administration has proven time and time again that they don’t give a damn about civility or norms.

Feel free to relax... I won’t be joining you.
Posted (edited)

Stacy Abrams is like Obi Wan. Kemp beating her made her more powerful than Republicans could ever imagine.   Running a party apparatus is her super power.

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Dance with the devil, this is what happens.

Fuck Kemp. He deserves all the pain he’s getting.

Sure he does. The Kemp Karma is rather amusing since he apparently took his head out of Trump's butt and discovered that his spine, while bent, was still present. But how he tossed almost a million voters off the rolls (I'm rounding) and then it's later discovered that almost half of them shouldn't have been (again rounding), and the other hi-jinx he pulled prior to the governor's race against Abrams, him suddenly staring into the mirror and realizing he should've been listening to the Good Angel all along is just shamwow because the Bad Angel is going to carry him off stage for that deal he made with the devil. It is Georgia after all and everyone knows: don't make Faustian bargains in Georgia unless you play a mean fiddle.

 

This play is only in the first act though, so who knows how it's going to end. Money is going to be spent, deals struck, and hopefully the voters will be the deciders. But I'm not going to hold my breath.

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27 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Stacy Abrams is like Obi Wan. Kemp beating her made her more powerful than Republicans could ever imagine.   Running a party apparatus is her super power.

Yep.  She needs to be running the DNC.  She'd clean house and make them get their shit together.

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