Kim Jong-Unghhh may be Illin

[Stunns38 3460]

Hey, I have a landline.

Finally upgraded from the telegraph, my man!

[Steel Shank 9421]

Get it own, muthfuckaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!

[Victor Lazlo 1776]

[Neonmoon 38129]

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

If this broad is the next Supreme Leader of North Korea, ole dotard is proper fucked. Given his penchant for falling in love over there, she'll be giving him the NowThis treatment within 30 minutes of the start of the next round of negotiations.

Would?

[Stella Link 534]

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Would?

Uh, no.....

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Uh, no.....

Did?

[Rockwell Torrey 1280]

15 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Would?

Without hesitation.  By the end it would be like a near-death experience.

Edited April 26, 2020 by Rockwell Torrey

[atomheartbevo 89618]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

That’s a North Korea eight.

East North Korea Wedge Face?

[Stunns38 3460]

Without hesitation.  By the end it would be like a near-death experience.

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

Great movie.

Quuuuuiiiiiicccccckkkkk...

[tx 3 putt 76859]

i bet she has a huuuuuge bush 

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

And an o-deire...

[Dnaguy 11912]

8 hours ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Without hesitation.  By the end it would be like a near-death experience.

 

Near?

Na Brah. You dead.

Edited April 26, 2020 by Dnaguy

[gecko 1104]

Kim Jong Urn

[HenryJames 66032]

 

[Homercles 10205]

26 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

[Stella Link 534]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

And this is her happy face....

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Still alive!

I’m cheering for little rocket man... his sister scares me more than he does and we need one less thing to worry about in these times

[Moby Ric 2058]

well damn

[Neonmoon 38129]

It’s true, Vegetables are technically alive 

[Stella Link 534]

13 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Still alive!

 

 

 

I’m cheering for little rocket man... his sister scares me more than he does and we need one less thing to worry about in these times

 

 

 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Dead because he refused to listen:

If you wanna ride, don't ride the white horse

Edited April 26, 2020 by clapclapclap

[Loco 3752]

I'm picturing a death of Stalin type situation over there.

[MainBldg 99]

Translation? Is this like eating birds on Tuesday and drinking coffee made of snow?

Norwegian Blue, Monty Python sketch

[tx 3 putt 76859]

25 minutes ago, Loco said:

I'm picturing a death of Stalin type situation over there.

But with much dumber people and Dennis Rodman 

Edited April 26, 2020 by tx 3 putt

[MillerEP 30446]

Kim Jung Un-dead?

[Loco 3752]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

But with much dumber people and Dennis Rodman 

I'd watch the shit out of that

[Stella Link 534]

Kim Jong Un's train spotted at coastal resort, intel reports scotch death rumors

https://www.chron.com/news/article/Kim-Jong-Un-s-train-spotted-at-coastal-resort-15226966.php?cmpid=hpctp

 

 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

27 minutes ago, Loco said:

I'm picturing a death of Stalin type situation over there.

That was a good movie.  
 

speaking of, franco and rogen might want to hide somewhere 

[BBQ2Bayou 807]

12 hours ago, Stunns38 said:

Uh oh. It's that voodoo bitch

[Surly Bevo 24908]

4 minutes ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

Uh oh. It's that voodoo bitch

You shut the fuck up Bennie!  I would tell you to kiss my ass, but knowing you, you probably can't find it, you blind motherfucker!

[Pato del Muerto 52484]

17 minutes ago, MainBldg said:

Norwegian Blue, Monty Python sketch

Beautiful plumage

[Pato del Muerto 52484]

12 hours ago, Stunns38 said:

How was the pussy, Quick?

[EuroHorn 3250]

Quote

15 minutes ago, Stella Link said:

Kim Jong Un's train spotted at coastal resort, intel reports scotch death rumors

https://www.chron.com/news/article/Kim-Jong-Un-s-train-spotted-at-coastal-resort-15226966.php?cmpid=hpctp

 

 

 

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Dong-a Ilbo, a South Korean newspaper, cited a U.S. official in Washington saying Kim had been seen walking around in Wonsan

The dong knows...

[Parliament 14227]

38 minutes ago, Stella Link said:

Kim Jong Un's train spotted at coastal resort, intel reports scotch death rumors

https://www.chron.com/news/article/Kim-Jong-Un-s-train-spotted-at-coastal-resort-15226966.php?cmpid=hpctp

 

 

#itsnothappening

[Stella Link 534]

36 minutes ago, Stella Link said:

Kim Jong Un's train spotted at coastal resort, intel reports scotch death rumors

https://www.chron.com/news/article/Kim-Jong-Un-s-train-spotted-at-coastal-resort-15226966.php?cmpid=hpctp

 

 

I wish the Chronicle and Washington Post would get it right.

It wasn't Kim's "train" that was spotted, it was his TRANS that was spotted.  Sheesh....

[tx 3 putt 76859]

15 hours ago, Blotto said:

If this broad is the next Supreme Leader of North Korea, ole dotard is proper fucked. Given his penchant for falling in love over there, she'll be giving him the NowThis treatment within 30 minutes of the start of the next round of negotiations.

media has dubbed her “the Ivanka Trump of North Korea.”

[SubliminalHorn 6779]

1 hour ago, Stella Link said:

I wish the Chronicle and Washington Post would get it right.

It wasn't Kim's "train" that was spotted, it was his TRANS that was spotted.  Sheesh....

Point of order, that’s a drag queen not a trans individual. 

Carry on. 

[El Diablo 4232]

My sources say he's a U of Hades lean and will announce this week.

[Deej 76750]

1 hour ago, EuroHorn said:

The dong knows...

 

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

But with much dumber people and Dennis Rodman 

She’s been running stuff behind the scenes, and doesn’t sound like a dummy.  She’s officially in charge of their propaganda/media bureau as well.

[CooterBrown 18001]

If he’s not on live TV, he’s dead or a vegetable. It’s not like he was never seen in public or some kind of recluse prior to this. He’s always been a very visible head of state.

[EuroHorn 3250]

9 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

If he’s not on live TV, he’s dead or a vegetable. It’s not like he was never seen in public or some kind of recluse prior to this. He’s always been a very visible head of state.

According to the article posted above 

 

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But the fact that Kim has not been seen in public for two weeks is not in itself unusual, falling within the "normal range" of absences for the North Korean leader, noted Rachel Minyoung Lee, a former North Korea open source intelligence analyst for the U.S. government.

 

[Gil Bang 25907]

I realize that this board is intended to be free of politics, but, I just gotta say fuck that little cocksucker.  I hope he's dying a miserable, painful, death.

 

See you in hell, you little prick. 

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

The occasional hiatus like a band...followed by a world tour!  oh shit!

[Wulaw Horn 19063]

24 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I realize that this board is intended to be free of politics, but, I just gotta say fuck that little cocksucker.  I hope he's dying a miserable, painful, death.

 

See you in hell, you little prick. 

I’d like to think this wouldn’t be any more a political statement than saying Nazi’s suck or the like. 

Hereditary, autocratic despotism should be antithetical to all things America...

[UDontKnow 10439]

10 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’d like to think this wouldn’t be any more a political statement than saying Nazi’s suck or the like. 

Hereditary, autocratic despotism should be antithetical to all things America...

Uh oh....me thinks some snowflakes will tell you to take that shit to the CR.

[Rimbo 25908]

17 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Would?

My dick says "Yes," but every other fiber of my being says, "No."

So, yes, of course.

[Blotto 23485]

17 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Would?

Risk/reward analysis has me leaning towards negative. And of course reddit has a r/ dedicated to lusting after her. Appears to have started today, so now we just wait for the sextape leak. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/kimyojong/

[InkaUtexas 25853]

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Risk/reward analysis has me leaning towards negative. And of course reddit has a r/ dedicated to lusting after her. Appears to have started today, so now we just wait for the sextape leak. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/kimyojong/

With Dennis Rodman right?