Kim Jong-Unghhh may be Illin

[jdhorn92 1535]

On 2/8/2024 at 5:58 PM, huge said:

What the hell is this

If you want some insight to the dystopian society that is NK, read The Orphan Master's Son by Adam Johnson. Pulitzer Prize winning book about the country.  It's quite disturbing; it's a fictional book , but Johnson interviewed countless defectors,  people who made it out and their first hand accounts of living under the oppression of the 'great leader' was  incredible.  Anecdotally, I cant help but think a lot of those musicians were taught by a kidnapped Japanese national musician, brought to NK for the purpose of teaching their specific discipline to a member of the elite who otherwise would have zero access to the resources to learn how to play.  I know that piece in the clip was a very simple piece, but that's the kind of shit that goes on there.  Complete chaos in that country.

[HiggyBaby 2506]

Don’t doubt it but the Queen Jong-Un clip I posted is a deep fake that was put out about a year ago….

 

 

[Gatorubet 30064]

On 1/21/2024 at 2:26 PM, South Austin said:

Seems like as good a time as any to band together and declare war on the Canadian aggressors. U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A!

nm. DT 

 

 

Edited February 12 by Gatorubet

[Schulz2.0 28752]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/28/north-korea-spy-satellite-explodes-in-flight-as-latest-launch-fails

[Nivek 16808]

[BearMace 2183]

I can't believe oxygen and oil would fail. 

[Wally Fairway 5517]

42 minutes ago, BearMace said:

I can't believe oxygen and oil would fail. 

LOL - reminds me of a conversation I was part of years ago, going to a petrochemical plant with 2 engineers and they were debating which is more inherently dangerous superheating a hydrocarbon stream under high pressure (aka cracking) or combining oxygen with a hydrocarbon stream (an ethylene oxide plant in this conversation).
This conversation was relevant as our plant of was part of a much larger facility that had a large "event" the week before. 
 

[YGIFS 19449]

I wonder if Kim Jung-Un will write a very beautiful letter about all of this.  An almost, how you say, perfect letter?

[Parliament 14112]

For the uninitiated rubes w/o chemistry knowledge, oil and O2 mixed is very bad, correct?

 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11667]

I hope we are just using our super satellite space lasers to taze everything that lifts off from DPRK from here on out.  Golly! Another booster failure by the Kim Jung Unpenheimer brain trust! What a tragedy!  

[Mighty fine 169]

For the uninitiated rubes w/o chemistry knowledge, oil and O2 mixed is very bad, correct?
 

Under high pressure, goes BOOM

[Parliament 14112]

Thank God I never had that idea as a child.  In a parallel universe a young Parliament bubbled O2 from a cutting torch into a bucket of used engine oil.  Bad juju.

[YGIFS 19449]

7 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

I hope we are just using our super satellite space lasers to taze everything that lifts off from DPRK from here on out.  Golly! Another booster failure by the Kim Jung Unpenheimer brain trust! What a tragedy!  

This is north korea, sir.  We don't have any space lasers.  We have some ill-tempered seabass if that's anything?  

[CHIEF 5057]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I wonder if Kim Jung-Un will write a very beautiful letter about all of this.  An almost, how you say, perfect letter?

Right after he scores an 18 again on his daily round of golf.

CHIEF

[BearMace 2183]

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

For the uninitiated rubes w/o chemistry knowledge, oil and O2 mixed is very bad, correct?

 

Don't get me wrong, I'm initiated too. It's just oxygen and oil sounds like the most backyard North Korean rocketry imaginable. Not oxygen and a specific liquid fuel, just oil. Picturing straight up heavy crude 

[Blotto 23418]

20 minutes ago, BearMace said:

Don't get me wrong, I'm initiated too. It's just oxygen and oil sounds like the most backyard North Korean rocketry imaginable. Not oxygen and a specific liquid fuel, just oil. Picturing straight up heavy crude 

 

 

[Jiggy-Z 3428]

Im sure the engineers responsible for this minor setback will be given a stern warning and put back to work.

[YGIFS 19449]

Or be reassigned to conveniently install new window panes in Moscow.  

So hard to believe such a strong leader could lead to so many fuckups.  

[InkaUtexas 25426]

North Korea drops trash balloons on the South

North Korea has dropped at least 260 balloons carrying rubbish in the South, prompting authorities to warn its residents to stay indoors.

South Korea's military also cautioned the public against touching the white balloons and the plastic bags attached to them because they contain "filthy waste and trash".

The balloons have been found in eight of nine provinces in South Korea and are now being analysed.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4nn2p32zrzo

[YGIFS 19449]

There’s a Nena song remix joke in here somewhere if we can work out the math.  

[Chris Dishman's Donut 192]

47 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

There’s a Nena song remix joke in here somewhere if we can work out the math.  

Are we allowed to work in English?

[InkaUtexas 25426]

35 minutes ago, Chris Dishman's Donut said:

Are we allowed to work in English?

Any language you want. Remember, what starts here changes the world.

[Chris Dishman's Donut 192]

16 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Any language you want. Remember, what starts here changes the world.

Gut.  Meine Deutsche ist nicht sehr gut.

Edited May 29 by Chris Dishman's Donut

[Armybrat 40678]

9 hours ago, YGIFS said:

There’s a Nena song remix joke in here somewhere if we can work out the math.  

260 Luft balloons?

[Schulz2.0 28752]

15 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

260 scheiss balloons?

Fify

Edited May 30 by Schulz2.0

[flatdawgs 1253]

Kim Jong-un in a little toy shop

Sees a bag of balloons; it's all they've got

Thinks a moment - "I've got it!"

"Load these up with trash and shit!"

Checks the wind, it's blowing right 

To take the rubbish out of sight 

Floating past the watchful eyes 

Two hundred sixty poop balloons go by

 

Two hundred sixty poop balloons 

Floating past the DMZ

Does North Korea really not

Have Amazon delivery 

You'd think their waste

Had value there

More than here, where we have food

(Except on Tuesdays, when it's bird)

Two hundred sixty poop balloons go by

----

Two hundred sixty rancid spheres

In every one a gift from Kim

It seems that it was pretty shitty

To drop those on our lovely city

If I could know why they came here

The next time I fill up on beer

Fearless Leader, in due time

I'll take a shart, and think of you