2020 Hurricane Season w/ special guest Covid-19

[Scary Stranger 1715]

3 minutes ago, Calihorn said:

I swear I saw 20 inches somewhere at some point. That's what I get

That's what you're mom gets.

 

 

 

 

[crash_davis 23113]

4 minutes ago, Calihorn said:

I swear I saw 20 inches somewhere at some point. That's what I get

were you hanging with South Austin's mom?

[Zonahorn 8079]

2 minutes ago, Scary Stranger said:

That's what South Austin's mom gets.

 

 

 

 

FIFY

 

EDIT: Motherfucker Crash Davis

Edited July 23, 2020 by Calihorn

[Moby Ric 2058]

5 minutes ago, Calihorn said:

I swear I saw 20 inches somewhere at some point. That's what I get

So many responses. I just locked up.

[phdhorn 6224]

1 hour ago, Calihorn said:

20+ inches

= about 1 cubit.*

I'm thinkin' that this thing is now going to go tropical.  Ceiling is Cat 1, more likely TS.  Looking like somewhere near middle Matagorda Bay.

If it turns left Austin might not get much. If it holds and goes up somewhere either side of San Antonio, it'll be a lot of rain.

More on this here stuff later (it is never anywhere near fun to predict what tropical weather will eventually do/where eventually will go).

* Speaking of Biblical, today's Bible lesson is that most people think Noah took 1 pair of every animal on the ark.  Wrong.  Gen. 6:7-7:24 , the account says that in many cases took more.  And no fishies (now that would have been a waste of time); in fact, the account sort of goes out of its way not to list marine life as among the casualties.  Think about that the next time you're wearing your bib in Red Lobster!   Amen.

[clapclapclap 9000]

20 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Can we number these tracks, place odds and bet? 

I'll claim the one where Gonzalo tries to hit Gonzales.

#ComeAndFloodIt

[texasdago 7575]

I'm calling it... 1" max in Austin.

[Brisketexan 105155]

4 minutes ago, texasdago said:

I'm calling it... 1" max in Austin.

None of us asked about what your wife is getting.

[Dnaguy 12002]

20 minutes ago, texasdago said:

I'm calling it... 1" max in Austin.

 

A thick 1"?

[SquishMitten 10415]

Against my wishes, we’re heading down to Port A on Sunday. Already figured we’d be mostly confined to the house and pool to avoid the Ronas on the beach, but now we likely won’t even be able to go outside? Just fucking great!

[Rip76 4943]

1 hour ago, phdhorn said:

Ceiling is Cat 1, more likely TS.  Looking like somewhere near middle Matagorda Bay.

 

Right here with you on this.

 

Looks like it may be Hanna soon, as they are finding TS force winds during recon.

Edited July 23, 2020 by Rip76

[Dewey 3286]

It will be a TS soon, last I read, 50-60 mph winds, headed to Corpus. 4 to 6" of rain forecasted for Galveston. So, back to work on Monday. 

[Zonahorn 8079]

Recon confirms we have Hanna

 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

Meanwhile in the pacific Douglas might hit Maui dead on as a cat1.  When was the last time that happened? 

[Hate 20113]

Meanwhile in the pacific Douglas might hit Maui dead on as a cat1.  When was the last time that happened? 

Since the SS Minnow was thrown of course during its three hour tour?

[gmr548 16580]

Meanwhile in the pacific Douglas might hit Maui dead on as a cat1.  When was the last time that happened? 

Don't think it made landfall but a major storm fucked around with Hawaii a year or two ago. Was a cat 5 at one point. Like 50 inches recorded at one point on the big island.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

The best thing about hurricane season are all the rain/dick size jokes. Same joke every year.  Actually same joke everytime a couple drops of rain falls from the sky anywhere in Texas. ("I gave your mom more than a couple drops...)

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

None of us asked about what your wife is getting.

 

3 hours ago, Scary Stranger said:

That's what you're mom gets.

 

[Zonahorn 8079]

47 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

56 minutes ago, Xian said:

Meanwhile in the pacific Douglas might hit Maui dead on as a cat1.  When was the last time that happened? 

Don't think it made landfall but a major storm fucked around with Hawaii a year or two ago. Was a cat 5 at one point. Like 50 inches recorded at one point on the big island.

hurricane Lane

[InkaUtexas 25987]

11 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

The best thing about hurricane season are all the rain/dick size jokes. Same joke every year.  Actually same joke everytime a couple drops of rain falls from the sky anywhere in Texas. ("I gave your mom more than a couple drops...)

 

 

And you expect more from us? 

[Neonmoon 38129]

Austin force field has been activated 

[phdhorn 6224]

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Austin force field has been activated 

I'll bet you a night with South Austin's mom that we get rain. Only trouble is, I can't figure out if that's for the winner or the loser.

On a much less important note, I get just a little nervous when these things go through the Gulf because the water is warm and they can ramp up way past predictions. But since it's just late July and not late August, that might help keep it down.

I'm still sticking to mild/medium strength tropical storm is the leading candidate. Of course LOL that's today.

Edited July 23, 2020 by phdhorn

[Dnaguy 12002]

2 hours ago, Calihorn said:

Recon confirms we have Hanna

 

I always thought that was a hot name.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

58 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

And you expect more from us? 

Meh.

[Neonmoon 38129]

27 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

I'll bet you a night with South Austin's mom that we get rain. Only trouble is, I can't figure out if that's for the winner or the loser.

On a much less important note, I get just a little nervous when these sings go through the Gulf because the water is warm and they can ramp up way past predictions. But since it's just late July and not late August, that might help keep it down.

I'm still sticking to mild/medium strength tropical storm is the leading candidate. Of course LOL that's today.

[Js1 85412]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

And you expect more from us? 

 

22 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Meh.

way too easy, not even going to go there

[Zonahorn 8079]

Looking nasty

 

[InkaUtexas 25987]

Yeah, this bitch is building. 

[El Diablo 4232]

Let her blow.

[texasdago 7575]

10 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

 

A thick 1"?

its the girth.  

[Rip76 4943]

TS Hanna

[clapclapclap 9000]

South Texas reservoirs could use the rain:

https://www.waterdatafortexas.org/reservoirs/statewide

[Zonahorn 8079]

Looks blobby

[phdhorn 6224]

Austin once again with TS's/Canes, looking increasingly like less rain as time passes.  Storm is veering a bit more west than NW, should hit maybe at or just north of South Padre.  Not good news for rain here, although still should see a few rain bands go by, mostly to south/east of ATX area.  More later.

Gonzalo gonna go malo when it hits the 'bbean - as in weaken (shear is pretty good right now around there.  Might reform if it doesn't dissipate.
 

[phdhorn 6224]

10 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Let her blow.

Always wondered what happened to Robby Benson.  Well, good for him!

[miguelito 11266]

Bitch keeps drifting south.   Looks like I washed my truck yesterday for nothing.

[Steamboat1874 4069]

Well now they are predicting less than an inch of rain in the Austin area so the force field is kicking its ass.

I predict it will be a Cat 1 Hurricane when it makes landfall but just barely.

[crash_davis 23113]

Hanna, you fucking tease!

[Dewey 3286]

 

[Dewey 3286]

 

[Paper_jam 831]

Gawdammit Austin is going to get dry humped by Hanna. No bueno.

 

[Sbbruin 21861]

2 minutes ago, Paper_jam said:

Gawdammit Austin is going to get dry humped by Hanna. No bueno.

 

Would that be so bad?

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

Just had a heck of a rain shower move through Sugar Land east to west. Very gusty winds and 0.25" in about 5-10 minutes.

I always forget how intense these things can get even on the outer edge.

[Updawg 2268]

Just turned the sprinkler system on for this weekend. We ain’t getting shit

[Paco 1934]

I'm here. My hurricane correspondent career starts tomorrow. Yay.

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[miguelito 11266]

Find a blue shed now, for future reference. 

[Sbbruin 21861]

Have we got Frankie’s take on this thing?

[Hate 20113]

He’s posted several times on this thread.

[twosheds 374]

Would that be so bad?

Why dry hump? She’s pregnant now.

[justhookit 4191]

This thing is diving south. Landfall is going to end up near south padre at this rate.

[Paco 1934]

Drunkish. Saw two coyotes running north up the beach. I've seen them at 30+ miles on PINS, but never here.

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