My kid got a 740 on the PSAT

[Hanrahan 1306]

that's shite, isn't it?  Don't know what I'm going to do with this lad.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13090]

You could call him out on a public forum.

[StruggleBus 3922]

Like ____ like son

[Deej 76755]

He could always grow up to coach Longhorn Men's Basketball. 

[Hanrahan 1306]

I've got to figure out some way to motivate him.  Think whippin his ass would work?

[UT_OB1 2217]

Was that his math or verbal score?  Not a big deal if his verbal is that low.  

[bschoolprof 6252]

[immortal13 4059]

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

How's his jump shot?

[DDD Dad 14326]

4 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

Was that his math or verbal score?  Not a big deal if his verbal is that low.  

[Hanrahan 1306]

That's combined.  370 and 370.

[InkaUtexas 25871]

Well the world needs ditch diggers. I say go buy him a shovel. 

[crash_davis 23101]

is this you?

if so, i think i know the problem.

[po elvis 2070]

2 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

That's combined.  370 and 370.

At least you are correct with your math.

[immortal13 4059]

Edited April 23, 2020 by immortal13
Oh wait....

[Iceman 2694]

7 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

I've got to figure out some way to motivate him.  Think whippin his ass would work?

Take him to Home Depot at about 7AM and let him go work with those guys a couple of  one fucking day and maybe the light will come on in his head.

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

2 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

That's combined.  370 and 370.

[DaysOff 7947]

Don't you get 400 for filling out your name and address?

[crash_davis 23101]

1 minute ago, Iceman said:

Take him to Home Depot at about 7AM and let him go work with those guys a couple of  one fucking day and maybe the light will come on in his head.

that 7am is the best time to go shopping at home depot to avoid crowds?

[Hanrahan 1306]

This is the same little shit I had car issues with back in 2011 on the old site.

[gsoda3 3248]

is he 8?

[crash_davis 23101]

3 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

This is the same little shit I had car issues with back in 2011 on the old site.

i'm sensing a bond between you two that most of us can only wish we had with our children.

[Js1 85287]

2 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

This is the same little shit I had car issues with back in 2011 on the old site.

You take your PSAT your 10th or 11th grade year.  So your son was having car issues when he was....8 or 9?  

Is this your kid?

[Hanrahan 1306]

Lol, no.

[crash_davis 23101]

Just now, gsoda3 said:

is he 8?

was, at one time.

[Hanrahan 1306]

I got him a blue mini cooper way back when.  He was driving early.  

[crash_davis 23101]

2 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

I got him a blue mini cooper way back when.  He was driving early.  

you bought an 8 yr old a mini cooper?

[Hanrahan 1306]

[Rusty Shackelford 414]

Venn diagram of this thread:

[clapclapclap 9000]

What's his Wonderlickwindows score?  Keep him away from Jeff Fisher and he might end up ok.

[crash_davis 23101]

2 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

mofo. you could've said fake mini cooper. we were all thinking you gave a kid a death mobile which runs on gas.

and he looks badass. what he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up in badassedness.

[Hanrahan 1306]

He's in fifth grade so I'll cut him a little slack.

[crash_davis 23101]

1 minute ago, Hanrahan said:

He's in fifth grade so I'll cut him a little slack.

little shit looks badass, in a VERY non-NAMBLA way.

[G650 14244]

32 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

Was that his math or verbal score?  Not a big deal if his verbal is that low.  

Underrated post here.

[TexasGolf 4896]

going to aggy ?

[InkaUtexas 25871]

1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

going to aggy ?

Aggy, blinn, same difference. 

[Apep 645]

10 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

He's in fifth grade so I'll cut him a little slack.

You bought a two year old a toy Mini Cooper and made him take the PSAT in 5th grade?

[TexasGolf 4896]

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Aggy, blinn, same difference. 

pool or pond

[InkaUtexas 25871]

Just now, TexasGolf said:

pool or pond

 

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Aggy, blinn, same difference. 

Tomato, rutabaga

[RDCanecutter 26397]

You'll feel sorry for putting the kid down when he's making bank with his music career.

[Iceman 2694]

36 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

that 7am is the best time to go shopping at home depot to avoid crowds?

This ‘shopping’ occurs in the parking lot. 
 

 

 

( day labor)

[crash_davis 23101]

1 minute ago, Iceman said:

This ‘shopping’ occurs in the parking lot. 
 

 

 

( day labor)

ahhh, gotcha. 7AM is the best time to shop for immigrants.

[riloh05 107]

texas tech?

[Zepol87 9185]

Pretty sure my step brother got something similar. He is now doing 5 years in TDC and I ust found out his nickname is pickles. At least your boy has that to look forward to

[Js1 85287]

13 minutes ago, Apep said:

You bought a two year old a toy Mini Cooper and made him take the PSAT in 5th grade?

I'm very much understanding now that he inherited dad's genes. 

[crash_davis 23101]

3 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Pretty sure my step brother got something similar. He is now doing 5 years in TDC and I ust found out his nickname is pickles. At least your boy has that to look forward to

don't give the dad outrageous ideas. this kid might not be able to attain such levels of achievement.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

I don't think that score is so bad

WHOOP GIG EM AGGIES FARMERS FIGHT WHOOOP

[Beau Vine 54208]

I did too, so don't get too excited.  He could still turn out as fucked up as I am.  

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

Good enough for sec

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I did too

I believe that makes you the third smartest person on the Texas State campus