Phil/Tom v. Tiger/Peyton

[smwhorn 485]

Deserves its own thread.

This tweet by Brady is pretty gotdamn funny.

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2020/04/tom-brady-roasts-peyton-manning-and-tiger-woods-over-their-golf-showdown?fbclid=IwAR3PBKQvIlZLep3yj3nV17u0h4DPR_QohwMCm1NeTtoCt5CfwcHGyTc5ubE

Will watch.  Would prob even pay good hard earned money to watch.

Edited April 24, 2020 by smwhorn

[hacker 185]

Each guy needs a few shots of tequila first.   Then just live stream this.  no filters

[smwhorn 485]

https://www.cbssports.com/golf/news/tiger-woods-vs-phil-mickelson-match-primer-start-time-format-rules-of-event-with-tom-brady-peyton-manning/

[StruggleBus 3922]

Hopefully Tiger and Phil are in decent form

I doubt it though

[4th&Five 41969]

Shit

 

[Jive Turkey 12992]

38 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Shit

 

well hell.  if there's no lightning, they need to power through.  fuck it.  get the course in as good a shape as you can and play.  make it a trainwreck.

but they won't.  they're gonna delay until they have perfect conditions.  could do it tomorrow if the weather is better since it's a holiday.

[gsoda3 3362]

man i hope they get this in.  i hope sir charles's mic is on for all 18 holes. 

[4th&Five 41969]

 

[Lat22 4082]

I hate the way the network is trying to make us think that this is actually going to happen.

[Buzzrock 15135]

Of course it’s fucking pouring. Fuck you 2020 you are the worst.

[dcar00 14931]

there is no way they can putt on these greens...

[Nicole44 22266]

Smack talk is kinda hilarious. 

[Revolution512 1516]

Just get out there and play. This is better tv. We aren’t tuning in for great golf. Shitty shots are great tv.

[Nicole44 22266]

Sweet! Game on! 

[Nicole44 22266]

Holy shit they are both awful

[Jive Turkey 12992]

Why are the all playing from the same tees? Stupid. 

Should be Romo and Steph. Guys who can play. This is gonna suck. 

[Nicole44 22266]

Peyton gave tiger nada to work with there

[conVINCEd 21477]

They are something like 6 and 8 handicaps.

[dcar00 14931]

this is funny to see these guys without caddies doing stuff for them.

 

[Nicole44 22266]

Lulz

 

[RockyMountainHighHorn 926]

Golly what a blessing this is. Should get good with side bets and the alternate shot. That’s going to be a shit show 

[Trey3216 15452]

That explanation by Phil, and his reaction to the shot was pure fucking gold.   “That’s pretty attractive right there, that pretty much does it for me!”

[stone oak 639]

All square after 2

[stone oak 639]

Holy shit Tom Brady

[Trey3216 15452]

“That one might be on the fairway...on 7”.  
 

Tiger making Brady feel about 3 feet tall 

[Jive Turkey 12992]

36 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

They are something like 6 and 8 handicaps.

If they counted all penalties and didn’t take mulligans and putted out on every hole, there’s no way in hell they are a 6 and 8 handicap. I know they say that, but that’s horseshit. Not with those swings. 

Edited May 24, 2020 by Jive Turkey

[Lat22 4082]

Brady is not an 8 handicap. 

[4th&Five 41969]

 

[stone oak 639]

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

If they counted all penalties and didn’t take mulligans and putted out on every hole, there’s no way in hell they are a 6 and 8 handicap. I know they say that, but that’s horseshit. Not with those swings. 

Yup and it also depends on tees they play from and course ratings which I’m sure inflate their “handicaps” quite a bit.

Edited May 24, 2020 by stone oak

[stone oak 639]

That’s a tiny ass postage stamp green on 3

[TommyGufano 6023]

Pretty cruel to televise Brady's first ever round of golf

[tx 3 putt 78664]

12 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Brady is not an 8 handicap. 

Im better than brady 

[tx 3 putt 78664]

9 minutes ago, stone oak said:

That’s a tiny ass postage stamp green on 3

Tiny !!!

reminds me of playing in Alice, Tx 

[Lat22 4082]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Im better than brady 

Me too, and I haven’t struck a golf ball in anger in a couple years. 

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

I played my first round since February yesterday and played better than Brady is playing today

[tx 3 putt 78664]

To be fair, brady has me beat in football, checking accounts and baby mamas 

[Captainant 28504]

This is fucking awesome, Tom Brady is losing and getting trash talked by Charles Barkley lol

[stone oak 639]

TB12 is human after all.

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

The Twitter shit talk against Brady is hilarious.

[Jive Turkey 12992]

Phil ain’t exactly helping Brady, either.  

[tx 3 putt 78664]

This is much more fun than last week 

[Captainant 28504]

Brady asking the commenters where his ball landed is fucking hilarious. This is allsome

[4th&Five 41969]

 

[Jive Turkey 12992]

 

[4th&Five 41969]

 

[Jive Turkey 12992]

 

[aggie08 21790]

When Chuck is talking shit on your golf game, you're gonna have a bad time.

[aggie08 21790]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Brady being a little liberal with the rules is a joke that writes itself.

[Nicole44 22266]

Lmao

 

[TommyGufano 6023]

I'm prepared to match Koepka's donations