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Bullneck

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Damn those are some brutal tweets towards a first lady. But fuck her anyway, everyone knows what she is. If dotard wants to spend all day attacking people on twitter, she can take her share as well. #BeBest you illiterate tramp. Your tits sure are.

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Grade of D as in David

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On 4/27/2020 at 10:49 AM, Ghost of LL said:

I swear to god--and this doesn't particularly speak well of me--every time I see her say or write something, my only reaction is "shut up, whore."

I'm shocked she speaks at all. Seems like he usually pays his whores to keep quiet.

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Mrs Whiggins

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2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

All I know is that if I decorate for Christmas like she does, I would get coal in my stocking.

 

On second thought, given Texas leadership and in light of recent events, perhaps coal is not such a bad gift anymore. I could heat the house.

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Guest Lobo

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Also, she sucks cock for financial security.  It’s funny because she’s a whore who is a bad mother and rotten human being a.   That’s funny to me.  Again, because she’s a compromised soul.  She’s broken and can never be fixed because of what she’s done to us.   

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Guest Lobo

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Completely appropriate the very first purchase made with her NFT currency was for sex.  

Get it Trumpers, the Former First Lady is a Whore!  She's going to hell because she's a cock-sucking whore.  Your prized possession, as a younger woman, was a cum-filled dumpster and now her NFT will allow other damaged women to the do the same.  And your hero enables shit like shit because he's also a piece of human shit.  

here's the best part.  She won't die for another 40 years.  But nobody will celebrate.  Not because of decorum, but because nobody will remember who the fuck she was in the first place.  

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Bullneck

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8 hours ago, Bravo said:

You watch her NFT's in the anti-govt community of crypto go through the roof. I could be wrong but I love crypto and I'd never buy her NFT but her shit will be worth a lot. 

There it is.

The slavish admiration and subservience to money.  

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Of course it will be worth a lot, everything the Trumps touch turns into a money-making machine, right?  

This is where we usually type out the dozens of businesses and foundations the Trump family has run into the ground over the decades.  But what's the point...his worshippers think he's a business god, and by association that anything that Melania touches will be successful.  

It will get some buzz at first, but unless it comes with videos of her sucking slovenian cock for whatever their bitcoin equivalent is, it will flame out in a few years.  

Now, in the name of ESG, they could really carve out something unique in the Crypto space with this Melania coin......call it what it is...an FT.  Not an NFT, an FT.  She is a Token wife.  And she is completely, and totally Fungible.  She is the literal definition of 'interchangeable.'  Have her release the globe's first Fungible Token...and I'm all in.  It's truthful and it's backed by the full faith and credit of honesty.  the icon/image on the coin would be her recoiling from Donald on any one of a hundred occasions on camera.  And if you don't like her, you can just trade it in for a pornstar or an ex-girlfriend or a 16-year old at your friend's island, or a 16-year old in a Miss Teen USA dressing room, or your own daughter in fact.  It's the perfect tradable currency in the Fungible Token space.  

Your First Lady Sucks Cocks In Hell

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You don’t like pics of whores?

FLOTUS CAM ? The whore can perform for you with gold dildos and butt plugs, but only if you link from the new Trump streaming app, and only for a million in bitcoin.


(* Small delay while her Saudi and Russian pre-paid accounts go first. )
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Let me get this straight 

She was hosting an event charging $5,000-$50,000 per person and a portion of the proceeds would be going to a charity.
News Media called her out because the purported charity did not exist and none of the paperwork was filled out properly 

Melania cried Fake News

Now the supposed event is canceled all the undisclosed amount of money raised so far had to be donated to a real charity.

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WhatTheBuck

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4 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Now the supposed event is canceled all the undisclosed amount of money raised so far had to be donated to a real charity.

She should be forced to donate it to the Clinton Foundation. It’s a real, A-rated charity with open books. 

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