Penguins and Domestic Violence

[F250 28826]

I am watching Animal Fights on NatGeo and they just showed two penguins fighting over a cheating wife.

This husband penguin comes home to find his wife hooking up with her Sancho. Fight ensues, husband asks wife to choose and she chooses Sancho. They go inside the penguin house leaving the husband outside.

Husband drags Sancho out of house for more fighting and demands the wife choose again and she chooses Sancho. Husband slinks off in front of the neighbor's watching.

I've seen people do this but didn't think penguins did it.

 

 

[Dennis Taylor 18876]

That bitch ain't worth it bro. Plenty of other penguin booty out there 

[Parliament 14335]

Once a cheater, always a cheater.

[SHOOTER12 8833]

Penguin pussy... serious bidness.

Edit:. Almost forgot... fucking whore...

Edited April 28, 2020 by SHOOTER12

[Beau Vine 54466]

Penguins are awesome.  If you've never seen March of the Penguins, doooowit, it won the Best Doc Oscar over Smartest Guys in the Room, and it deserved it.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Nice story line. Who’s to say the “husband” isn’t just a challenger? They all look the same. 
 

Oh, I forgot. She’s a whore.

Edited April 28, 2020 by ImissWallyPryor
Bitch is a whore.

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[mulletpelini 5216]

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

That bitch ain't worth it bro. Plenty of other penguin booty out there 

so what you're saying is that there's more penquins in the sea?

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Penguins are awesome.  If you've never seen March of the Penguins, doooowit, it won the Best Doc Oscar over Smartest Guys in the Room, and it deserved it.

Very disappointed that Morgan Freeman didn't do the narration on this 

[davidg 4038]

He need's to pop a cap in sancho and slap her down

[You don't know me 1161]

8 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Very disappointed that Morgan Freeman didn't do the narration on this 

Samuel L. Jackson would have been good, too.

[davidg 4038]

14 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

Samuel L. Jackson would have been good, too.

needs for mutherfuckin'a

 

Actually, an Ozzieman fight commentary would be gold.

Edited April 28, 2020 by davidg

[You don't know me 1161]

1 minute ago, davidg said:

needs for mutherfuckin'a

 

Actually, an Ozzieman fight commentary would be gold.

I was just coming back to post that.

[Armybrat 40920]

Should be in the divorce thread.

[Jerry Callo 8734]

I really felt bad for the guy with his not so graceful exit.  No damn way he was going to be able to clear that stick.

[RoundRobin 828]

12 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Nice story line. Who’s to say the “husband” isn’t just a challenger? They all look the same. 
 

Oh, I forgot. She’s a whore.

[RoundRobin 828]

dp

Edited April 28, 2020 by RoundRobin

[crash_davis 23115]

perchance Sancho was just little more black than the husband.

[nnm 36667]

6 hours ago, RoundRobin said:

dp

Didn't see that in the footage

[Homesickhorn 2208]

Time to accidentally drop Sancho's swimming times and habits to the leopard seal.  If you're gonna do it, fucking do it bro.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Penguins are the worst.  Eagles fans boo Santas, penguins slaughter them.

 

Edited April 29, 2020 by clapclapclap
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