Dallas Cowboys 2018 offseason thread

[Drew 2494]

On 8/17/2018 at 12:13 AM, Junior Miller said:

Gregory and Lawrence will total 20 sacks this year. 

Probably. I’m not thinking Tank is getting 15 again, probably 12-13 if he stays healthy. But expecting 7 out of Gregory if he plays the whole year isn’t out of the question either. 

[SurlyBDR 22805]

[Guest]

No way weed could be that freaking satisfying, right?

[SurlyBDR 22805]

I've never had to recover physically from an NFL game (barring hangovers), so I couldn't say whether weed is a better alternative to prescriptions. 

I smoke too, but can say with 100% confidence that if someone put millions of dollars on a table in front of me and said:

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quit smoking weed until you're 35 (you pick your own NFL retirement age) years old and you can have all this money and do whatever the fuck you want

I'd drop it pretty fucking quick. 

But that's me.

Edited August 18, 2018 by SurlyBDR

[Junior Miller 1502]

If you take David Irving's IQ and multiplied it by pi you'd still be under 40. 

[kopp0e 1135]

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

I've never had to recover physically from an NFL game (barring hangovers), so I couldn't say whether weed is a better alternative to prescriptions. 

I smoke too, but can say with 100% confidence that if someone put millions of dollars on a table in front of me and said:

I'd drop it pretty fucking quick. 

But that's me.

I know I agree with your point on this...

[Rabidhorn 121]

Seattle released LB/DE Marcus Smith, does he have a weed problem?

[kopp0e 1135]

Them 'Boys picked up a former PAC athlete recently:

 

[Patrick Bateman 3917]

More on Irving..... it's becoming less and less likely he plays this season.... or maybe ever.

 

[Mo Horn 8849]

Connor with another start. Got beat a couple of times... Although he is playing opposite a pro bowler. 

[Vic Mackey 47082]

Bengals defensive line is legit.

[Vic Mackey 47082]

I like Rod Smith. I think he will be a good backup for Zeke

Also, offense seems to be getting into a little groove. Keeping those chains moving down the field.

[Vic Mackey 47082]

5 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

More on Irving..... it's becoming less and less likely he plays this season.... or maybe ever.

 

Ever? Based on this statement? Plenty of players have came out and said the same thing. Weed, alcohol, coke. Hell and not to mention the amount of pills they shove down players throats or all the pain injections. Which is much worse than weed.

[Mo Horn 8849]

Jaylon Smith has looked good on defense. He's 100% and I think he's going to have a monster year. 

[Vic Mackey 47082]

Great. Martin walking very slow off the field...

[Horny Bull 2760]

Fuck

[Vic Mackey 47082]

Frederick already out. Now Martin in the blue tint. Can't wait for fucking preseason to end.

[Lucid 3]

ffs

[Sgt Hulk 13785]

8 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

I've never had to recover physically from an NFL game (barring hangovers), so I couldn't say whether weed is a better alternative to prescriptions. 

I smoke too, but can say with 100% confidence that if someone put millions of dollars on a table in front of me and said:

I'd drop it pretty fucking quick. 

But that's me.

Fuck I’d leave my wife and kids i they said thatbhahahahthat hahahah

[Underdog 28711]

31 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Ever? Based on this statement? Plenty of players have came out and said the same thing. Weed, alcohol, coke. Hell and not to mention the amount of pills they shove down players throats or all the pain injections. Which is much worse than weed.

Better football through chemistry.  

[Vic Mackey 47082]

 

[Vic Mackey 47082]

 

[Mo Horn 8849]

More injuries

[Vic Mackey 47082]

That's the big issue with this secondary. They don't capitalize enough on would be turnovers. Woods needs to hang onto that.

[dbecks 442]

Fucking Hell.

[brentntexas 1]

"The defense is pinning their ears back!" Jesus fucking christ I thought I only had to hear that from Herbstreit.  Makes me want to punch the virgin mary in the cunt while she's holding baby jesus

[michaelpshayes 417]

Chaz Green 🤦‍♂️

[WhatTheBuck 28788]

That was one hell of a pick. 

[Vic Mackey 47082]

Chaz and Cooper Rush are terrible.

[Vito Andolini 9126]

Wow, that was an awesome pick. Time enough for Rush to shit the bed now (sorry, I’m over ol Coop)

[michaelpshayes 417]

Wow

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

Coop looks like he just woke up from a nap

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

My god, the preseason is so unbelievably stupid. Hopefully Zack Martin is ok.

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

Damn Chido Beckham jr!

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Also, Chido is the fucking prototype corner. When he puts it all together, the sky is the limit for his potential.

[Vic Mackey 47082]

20 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

My god, the preseason is so unbelievably stupid. Hopefully Zack Martin is ok.

I would rest the OL the rest of the preseason besides Connor. We know what those guys can do. They are vets now. And are practicing every day. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

It’ll never happen, but there should be one preseason game. One. And so coaches aren’t complaining about putting together a 53 man roster, raise the roster limit to 70 or some shit, so you don’t have to spend 4 fucking preseason games crunching numbers and getting it to 53. 

[ousux 5597]

They’re gonna have to do some camera magicto make that look normal.  Witten is a big man, Tessitore....not so much 

Not to mention Whitten is naturally blonde..

And balding as well, nttawwt

[Vito Andolini 9126]

My affiliate lost the broadcast

[ousux 5597]

My affiliate lost the broadcast

Must be the same as mine, cbs11?

[Vito Andolini 9126]

That’s the originating station, they apparently lost the entire feed from the stadium, so no one, regardless of market, saw the first three plays of the 3rd.

[futureman 22485]

30 minutes ago, ousux said:

Not to mention Whitten is naturally blonde..

And balding as well, nttawwt

witten, you stupid fuck.  he only played a decade and a half. 

[LonghornJudas 1098]

Duke almost broke that. Good return.

[Bozo_Casanova 26488]

holding, Pozderac

[Bone3421 716]

Looking alright for early preseason

[BlueGreySky 1017]

Read on twitter that Martin blew his ACL, possibly his MCL too.  FUCK THE PRESEASON. /capsloko

[Sgt Hulk 13785]

Fucking serious???

[Vic Mackey 47082]

Read on twitter that Martin blew his ACL, possibly his MCL too.  FUCK THE PRESEASON. /capsloko

I haven't seen that anywhere.

[Bone3421 716]

Shit...i hope not
Hope connor is ready and good thing he fell to us

[futureman 22485]

25 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

Read on twitter that Martin blew his ACL, possibly his MCL too.  FUCK THE PRESEASON. /capsloko

burn in hell for all eternity 

Edited August 19, 2018 by futureman