Non-Texas Recruiting 2022

[Funk Doctor Spock 12177]

Andre Coleman is the Mac McWhorter of wr coaching. Fuck that guy. 

[Gatorubet 30185]

Gators got 9 guys. Several more than 6. So, good?

[utexas8 1436]

[TommyGufano 6021]

[resists making inappropriate/macabre Greenspoint CRNA/"Ballgame" joke]

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

So Gundy signed a kid who pled guilty to First Degree Manslaughter just two weeks ago...

 

[Bevo 13566]

12 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

So Gundy signed a kid who pled guilty to First Degree Manslaughter just two weeks ago...

 

Whoopsies

[RGBIII 22838]

51 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

So Gundy signed a kid who pled guilty to First Degree Manslaughter just two weeks ago...

 

Yeesh

[Tex-19 2872]

Yikes. Although that's gotta be a case of OSU just not doing their homework. No way they could intentionally ignore that.

[quigley 1560]

5 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Yikes. Although that's gotta be a case of OSU just not doing their homework. No way they could intentionally ignore that.

Yeah, that's just a wasted spot. The names are not an exact match, and the screencaps leave off any other identifying data. I'm reserving judgement here.

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

9 minutes ago, quigley said:

Yeah, that's just a wasted spot. The names are not an exact match, and the screencaps leave off any other identifying data. I'm reserving judgement here.

Here is the link to the case:

https://www.oscn.net/dockets/GetCaseInformation.aspx?db=cleveland&number=CF-2021-564&cmid=2374953

Rando on reddit:

Hearing was 12/9, took a guilty plea on 12/10.

Accident occurred on 3/14. Was driving 104 MPH and hit pedestrian on a bike.

Not sure how this went 9 months without breaking. He played his entire senior year.

 

 

Edited December 22, 2021 by Hiphopopotamos

[quigley 1560]

44 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Here is the link to the case:

https://www.oscn.net/dockets/GetCaseInformation.aspx?db=cleveland&number=CF-2021-564&cmid=2374953

Rando on reddit:

Hearing was 12/9, took a guilty plea on 12/10.

Accident occurred on 3/14. Was driving 104 MPH and hit pedestrian on a bike.

Not sure how this went 9 months without breaking. He played his entire senior year.

I'm not doubting any of this took place. I'm wondering if it's the same DeSean Brown. The link provides date of birth for the defendant is Oct 2003. This would be consistent with the OSU signees' approximate age, so that's pointing towards it being the same guy.

Does this mean no jail time? If so, could he enroll in college?

[Huckleberry 32848]

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Here is the link to the case:

https://www.oscn.net/dockets/GetCaseInformation.aspx?db=cleveland&number=CF-2021-564&cmid=2374953

Rando on reddit:

Hearing was 12/9, took a guilty plea on 12/10.

Accident occurred on 3/14. Was driving 104 MPH and hit pedestrian on a bike.

Not sure how this went 9 months without breaking. He played his entire senior year.

 

 

A pedestrian on a bike

[texasstrong12 4668]

It looks like Kevin Coleman is now trending Miami. That has been a very weird recruitment. 

[texifornia 56862]

We've found the annual post-NSD1 super riser. Dude just picked up USC, Florida and Clemson: https://247sports.com/player/khamari-terrell-46117828/

[futureman 22444]

On 12/22/2021 at 2:56 PM, Huckleberry said:

A pedestrian on a bike

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22202]

Noticed LSU only has 13 commits currently.

[quigley 1560]

58 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Noticed LSU only has 13 commits currently.

I think that the poor performance of transition classes in prior cycles has made coaches wary of taking too many high schoolers. Plus the portal provides another option. Relative to their usual expectation, LSU's obviously down this year. But they're doing okay relative to other schools with new coaches.

                 Signed       "Committed"    Transfer     Conference rank
Oregon          7                        3                  1                      7
USC               7                        0                  2                     9
Washington   5                        1                  2                  12 (last)
LSU              13                        0                  1                     8
Florida           9                        1                  2                    14 (last)
Miami            9                         0                 1                      8
Oklahoma     12                        2                 2                     2

[texifornia 56862]

 

Riley's staff kind of surprisingly getting worked over.

Denbrock is smart, but not a worrisome recruiter. No idea about Sloan.

[texifornia 56862]

 

 

[texifornia 56862]

Holds a UT offer, not that we've been at all involved

https://247sports.com/Player/Carson-Hinzman-46085697/

[texifornia 56862]

https://247sports.com/Player/Ethan-Vasko-46100004/

[Huckleberry 32848]

For a split second I thought his name was Ethan Vasek and we were about to have lacrosse combined with parental weight gain genetics sidebar.

[RGBIII 22838]

40 minutes ago, texifornia said:

https://247sports.com/Player/Ethan-Vasko-46100004/

That is one brave young man to put a Gatorade bottle on your head varsity blues style. I could see it if the other young man was a QB from a decent school but…Kansas

[texifornia 56862]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

That is one brave young man to put a Gatorade bottle on your head varsity blues style. I could see it if the other young man was a QB from a decent school but…Kansas

I, uh, don't think that's a man. Fingernails and earrings are a giveaway.

[RGBIII 22838]

Just now, texifornia said:

I, uh, don't think that's a man. Fingernails and earrings are a giveaway.

I mean, that was the joke…but also when was the last time you were in Austin?

[cafe society 2860]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I, uh, don't think that's a man. Fingernails and earrings are a giveaway.

Humor, Tex.

[Lou_Sassle 2874]

30 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I, uh, don't think that's a man. Fingernails and earrings are a giveaway.

 

[Zhorn96 1773]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

https://247sports.com/Player/Ethan-Vasko-46100004/

that is fucking GLORIOUS

[Bevo14 8303]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

https://247sports.com/Player/Ethan-Vasko-46100004/

[texifornia 56862]

Joins Khamari Terrell in the Texas NSD2 risers group. Picked up Michigan, Washington, and Clemson: https://247sports.com/player/andrew-paul-46059416/

[WBT 20561]

5 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

 

*their

[VirginiaLonghorn 4768]

4 hours ago, WBT said:

*their

*it

[Bevo 13566]

Your

[Bigbend1812 12915]

piss

[Big Woodrows 4200]

Quency Wiggins (4* LSU signee, held a Texas offer) got in a pretty bad accident in San Antonio prior to the All-American Bowl. Apparently broke his arm and wrist.

 

[texifornia 56862]

1 minute ago, Big Woodrows said:

Quency Wiggins (4* LSU signee, held a Texas offer) got in a pretty bad accident in San Antonio prior to the All-American Bowl. Apparently broke his arm and wrist.

 

God I hate those fucking scooters. Saw a dude crack his skull open hitting a curb on one.

[RGBIII 22838]

One of my sales reps chugged 3 Pat Os hurricanes and then thought it would be a good idea to ride one of those, 12 stitches about 10 days before his wedding

[golfclap 6903]

TCU lands JUCO DT - Doug Blue-Eli  ::

https://www.hudl.com/profile/6061374/DOUGLAS-BLUEELI

 

 

[Huckleberry 32848]

49 minutes ago, golfclap said:

TCU lands JUCO DT - Doug Blue-Eli  ::

https://www.hudl.com/profile/6061374/DOUGLAS-BLUEELI

I guess Eli consented or else he'd have chosen Baylor. 

[golfclap 6903]

Looks like they got 6th year OL Alan Ali to come over from SMU as well 

NOTE the Hamm Lite CB to aggy in high school :: 

https://247sports.com/Player/Alan-Ali-86408/high-school-156450/

 

 

 

[HenryJames 66038]

1 hour ago, golfclap said:

TCU lands JUCO DT - Doug Blue-Eli  ::

https://www.hudl.com/profile/6061374/DOUGLAS-BLUEELI

 

 

His HUDL highlights are from practice. That’s some Jake Raulerson shit.

[quigley 1560]

On 12/31/2021 at 11:57 PM, texifornia said:

Riley's staff kind of surprisingly getting worked over.

SC recovered nicely here, getting Shaun Nua from Michigan. He'll do well with Islanders, and he's got more skins on the wall than any of the other defensive coaches. 

I'm a bit surprised that Cristobal is poised to pull a couple of guys SC also wanted across the country to Miami. I wonder if NIL is expanding the oligopoly from Bama/GA/OhioSt/Clemson to include SC/Miami/UT/A&M/Michigan.

https://247sports.com/Player/Cyrus-Moss-46056265/

https://247sports.com/Player/Dave-Iuli-46057297/

[ChemicalHorn 352]

6 hours ago, Big Woodrows said:

Quency Wiggins (4* LSU signee, held a Texas offer) got in a pretty bad accident in San Antonio prior to the All-American Bowl. Apparently broke his arm and wrist.

 

Holy shit… thank god he’s not dead. 

[golfclap 6903]

 

 

[LTtxfan 49144]

Greene to jawja as expected...

https://247sports.com/Player/Earnest-Greene-46080544/

[texifornia 56862]

 

 

[Pescado_Rojo 19413]

On 1/7/2022 at 4:56 PM, HenryJames said:

His HUDL highlights are from practice. That’s some Jake Raulerson shit.

[Sbbruin 21829]

This may be the greatest thing ever posted to our $9.95 board.  Bruin and NFL great Matt Ware posted this.  So fucking funny.  Probably won't get a lot of eyeballs on this board in this thread, but didn't know where to post it.

 

[Bevo14 8303]

13 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

 

My money is on Grambling State

[golfclap 6903]

17 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

This may be the greatest thing ever posted to our $9.95 board.  Bruin and NFL great Matt Ware posted this.  So fucking funny.  Probably won't get a lot of eyeballs on this board in this thread, but didn't know where to post it.

Haha. "still to this day 18 years later ..."