2020 Fuck Fantasy Football

[closetohumping 17,776]

Well, Jonnu Smith is now out....but my opponent has Derrick Henry

[HiggyBaby 2,615]

Y’all think it’s worth picking up Jonnu Smith for week 5? I need a strong flex and am looking ahead.

 

Standard league

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,172]

I mean, he’s worth adding for free. Who you gonna drop? 

[HiggyBaby 2,615]

We have a $3 waiver pick up fee. Most likely for Joshua Kelley. I had hopes for him earlier in the season but now not so much.

[shadow_operative2.0 16,172]

Keep the RB if it’s a non-PPR league. 

[Hank_Hill 19,732]

Having to replace JuJu. D. Parker, Marquise Brown, or do we think J.Jefferson might be for real in that offense now? Seattles D has been pretty damn friendly to WRs.

Edited October 1, 2020 by Hank_Hill

[HiggyBaby 2,615]

Keep the RB if it’s a non-PPR league. 

 

I went ahead and grabbed him and dropped Mike Williams. I like Williams but he’s an injury machine playing without Taylor. Double whammy. Oh well.

[shadow_operative2.0 16,172]

That was the correct move, I fucking HATE Mike Williams in FF. Good job. 

[EvilCaseMcCoy 692]

13 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

That was the correct move, I fucking HATE Mike Williams in FF. Good job. 

What?!? He's great if you want 4-8 points each week. 

[ztejas 44,114]

Denver's kicker tore me a new asshole last night. 

I picked up the Jets D late and it wasn't a bad move - but I wish they hadn't given up 10 points late for 37 PA. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,172]

Injuries fucking everywhere, apparently Lazard died today. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,172]

.5 PPR, I need to sit one assuming Carson plays... 

Burkhead @ KC
Hunter Henry @ TB
McKinnon v. Phi

[Hank_Hill 19,732]

With JuJu out I'm boned if Hopkins sits.

[Gourmand 7,778]

40 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

With JuJu out I'm boned if Hopkins sits.

Shit is Diontae out as well?

 

Edit: nvm I forgot about their opponent this week

Edited October 2, 2020 by Gourmand

[Hank_Hill 19,732]

Yea, not hurt out. Just Titans-ed 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

I probably won’t have the balls to do it on game day but am I crazy for considering starting Fitzmagic vs Seattle instead of Cam @ KC? 
 

KC’s d had been sketchy good, Seattle is playing without Adams. Dolphins are definitely gonna be chasing points. I dunno 

[Firemans4Horn 18,498]

Playing against Gordon iii This week. Shitty Jets defense gave up a 14 point play in garbage time (long TD bonus, 100 yard game bonus). Fuck you Jets. 

[Hank_Hill 19,732]

13 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

I probably won’t have the balls to do it on game day but am I crazy for considering starting Fitzmagic vs Seattle instead of Cam @ KC? 
 

KC’s d had been sketchy good, Seattle is playing without Adams. Dolphins are definitely gonna be chasing points. I dunno 

Well uhhh that decision was just made easy for ya

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,963]

Well uhhh that decision was just made easy for ya

Unless fitzmagic throws a pick and gets benched/injured on the first play of the game

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

10 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Well uhhh that decision was just made easy for ya

Sure was. 2 weeks before his bye week too. Damnit. Oh well, I am kind of excited to ride this Fitzpatrick train for one week though. Famous last words but I think he has a big fantasy game.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,963]

Sure was. 2 weeks before his bye week too. Damnit. Oh well, I am kind of excited to ride this Fitzpatrick train for one week though. Famous last words but I think he has a big fantasy game.

I’m starting fitz too after gardners shit last Thursday. I expect a lot of throws vs Seattle since they make things a track meet. So it’ll be a defensive battle . 17-9 Seahawks win

[Baboontyme 2,874]

How are your leagues handling the COVID shit? 

We added 4 IR spots this year for it. But we had the setting on that they had to be on IR to get moved to the list. We realized this week that's no good, so we opened up IR to anyone who has had a game canceled until the waiver period starts the week of their next game. Teams aren't liking this either because "it became a bye" and it should replace their bye week so they shouldn't be eligible to go on IR. But counter point is the game was canceled on Wed and the official schedule change wasn't made until Fri. It may not have become a bye. In the meantime the Connor/JuJu/Henry owner is in limbo not knowing if they will have an open roster spot or not that they want to fill from the waiver wire. I think what we settled on was we are going to allow people to put any player who has a canceled game, any IR player, or any player who is on a Bye week to go on the list. I just don't see a clean way to do it without having to police it 24/7 and have to keep track of timing of announcements, etc. Sucks. 

[Radical Larry 28,813]

 

[Baboontyme 2,874]

New Orleans and Detroit bout to get postponed as well. Saints player tests positive after flying into Detroit. What a cluster. 

[Gourmand 7,778]

New Orleans and Detroit bout to get postponed as well. Saints player tests positive after flying into Detroit. What a cluster. 

FB Michael Burton and he was sitting near Kamara.

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[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

This is going to go down as the most ridiculous week in fantasy football history, and we’re only 4 weeks in. Gonna be a long season. But I’m sure the nfl has a well thought out plan. 

[Stunns38 3,763]

Snake bit at RB this week with Conner, Henry, and Fournette out.

So....Should I start Colts RB Hines vs the Bears or JK Dobbins vs Wash? I’m starting Ingram so Dobbins would be a handcuff. I’m starting the Bears D too vs Hines.

Thanks

[Sleepygrad 1,031]

KC/NE game moved to MNF now...

so I'm dealing with some covid issues and some banged up players. I'm thinking Hunt and McKinnon. Mixon playing Jax and McKinnon playing Philly. Thoughts?

RB (pick 2😞

Kareem Hunt - Q

Joe Mixon - Q

James Connon - bye

Jerrick McKinnon

 

[Sleepygrad 1,031]

57 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Snake bit at RB this week with Conner, Henry, and Fournette out.

So....Should I start Colts RB Hines vs the Bears or JK Dobbins vs Wash? I’m starting Ingram so Dobbins would be a handcuff. I’m starting the Bears D too vs Hines.

Thanks

shit that's a tough one....don't love starting a backup. I'd start Hines. 

[ztejas 44,114]

Houston receivers are such cancer. It's basically 4 guys where one of them will put up 20 and one of them won't have a catch.

[Gourmand 7,778]

50 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Houston receivers are such cancer. It's basically 4 guys where one of them will put up 20 and one of them won't have a catch.

 

fuck bill o brien

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Earlier in this thread someone asked jonnu smith or Dalton Shultz rest of season. Please just do the opposite of what I say. Dak is just obsessed with targeting his TEs. Shultz might fuck around and be a top 5 TE by the end of the year considering how bad Dallas’ defense is.

[Gourmand 7,778]

1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Earlier in this thread someone asked jonnu smith or Dalton Shultz rest of season. Please just do the opposite of what I say. Dak is just obsessed with targeting his TEs. Shultz might fuck around and be a top 5 TE by the end of the year considering how bad Dallas’ defense is.

And Mo Alie Cox might even be better

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Holy shit, I guess I was too sucked into the cowboys game to realize Joe Mixon had himself a day. I’m sure there were plenty of people that were able to buy low on Mixon. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,172]

Another one bites the dust. 

Quote

Los Angeles Chargers running back Austin Ekeler is believed to have suffered a hyperextended knee and hamstring injury on Sunday that is expected to keep him out several weeks, a source told ESPN's Adam Schefter.

Ekeler was seen leaving Sunday's game on crutches and with a brace, according to Schefter. He is expected to undergo an MRI on Monday.

He had 12 yards on two carries and one reception for 2 yards before leaving with 1:37 left in the first quarter of the Chargers' 38-31 loss. He leads the Chargers with 248 rushing yards and is third on the team with 144 receiving yards this season.

Ekeler signed a four-year, $24.5 million extension with the Chargers in the offseason. After a lengthy contract dispute with Melvin Gordon, Los Angeles signed Ekeler long term instead.

Gordon eventually signed with the Denver Broncos, clearing the way for Ekeler to be the Chargers' featured back.

 

[ztejas 44,114]

3 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

I’m sure there were plenty of people that were able to buy low on Mixon. 

I would guess so. I drafted him and have played him every week so it's nice to finally be rewarded.

[HiggyBaby 2,615]

Too bad about Ekeler. Makes me a little happier I have Kelley on the bench.
So I’m tied straight up this week because the other guy got a huge boost from Prescott. It’s now down to me with Aaron Jones and him with Kamara tonight. Too close for comfort but I like my guy better.

[HiggyBaby 2,615]

D’oh, Gurley not Kamara.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,963]

About every substituting decision I’ve made this season has been wrong. Over thinking, over analyzing, etc is the death of me to fantasy football. Why the hell do you start Fitzmagic with a great big green 32 for Seattle’s pass defense, at home, cross country flight for them, to get you 21 pts? And Tom Brady who I’ve benched the last 2 weeks because he was terrible for he first 2 has gone off for about 9 TDS and minimum 30 ppg.

 

 

Now I’ll sub Brady in, he’ll get 16 vs Chicago on a short week while fitz gets 38

 

 

Rinse and repeat

 

 

And of course eckler goes down the min beast kittle is back. Fuck fantasy football as I lose to my 10 yr old nephew who doesn’t watch football at all

[Prepuce of Doom 21,258]

Brian Hill @ Green Bay or N'keal Harry @ KC tonight?

1ppr league, and I need 85 combined points out of Aaron Rodgers, Aaron Jones, Robert Tonyan, and this fourth slot tonight. 

[closetohumping 17,776]

17 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Holy shit, I guess I was too sucked into the cowboys game to realize Joe Mixon had himself a day. I’m sure there were plenty of people that were able to buy low on Mixon. 

I almost traded him in a package that included Gurley.  Thank God I didn't.

 

 

 

I have Allen/Watson at QB and am pretty average at receiver.  Should I trade Watson for Will Fuller or can I do better?

[ztejas 44,114]

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Should I trade Watson for Will Fuller or can I do better?

I would think you can do better. Go after someone like CeeDee or Chark.

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

41 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I almost traded him in a package that included Gurley.  Thank God I didn't.

 

 

 

I have Allen/Watson at QB and am pretty average at receiver.  Should I trade Watson for Will Fuller or can I do better?

I don’t hate that trade at all assuming health (which is asking a lot of Fuller). He’s very clearly the number 1 for a team that’s gonna be chasing points all year. Outside of the hamstring game he’s having a great year. 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

And Kareem hunt just became a borderline top 5 fantasy rb with that Nick Chubb news. Maybe not even borderline. If him or Chubb were in the draft and the other one didn’t exist, they might’ve gone top 5 before this years draft.

 

Also, Austin Eckler... as a single tear rolls down my face. I have him everywhere 

Edited October 5, 2020 by youdunnf'dup

[Baboontyme 2,874]

2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Brian Hill @ Green Bay or N'keal Harry @ KC tonight?

1ppr league, and I need 85 combined points out of Aaron Rodgers, Aaron Jones, Robert Tonyan, and this fourth slot tonight. 

I would say Harry. Have to think NE will be throwing the call a lot to try and keep up/come back. Unless Bill dials up some miracle Mahomes curing Defense, which is not unthinkable. 

[closetohumping 17,776]

This is why I do this shit.  

 

Close game #1 in my league.  Team A is leading team B by three points.  Team B has played all of his players.  Team A has played 8 with only the Atlanta D left to play.  Team A sits his defense and wins.

 

Close game #2 in my league.  Team C forgets to play a kicker.  Team D (C's opponent) picks up the remaining kicker, Elliot Fry

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

I went into the last Monday night game basically tied at 116 with my opponents Ridley, and my emergency Devante Adams replacement Robert Tonyan. Fantasy football, man.

 

[Baboontyme 2,874]

10 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

I would say Harry. Have to think NE will be throwing the call a lot to try and keep up/come back. Unless Bill dials up some miracle Mahomes curing Defense, which is not unthinkable. 

You won mostly because of me. Please send me my money. 

[ztejas 44,114]

1 hour ago, youdunnf'dup said:

I went into the last Monday night game basically tied at 116 with my opponents Ridley, and my emergency Devante Adams replacement Robert Tonyan. Fantasy football, man.

 

I went into tonight up 26 with Gurley against Rodgers and Ridley.

After the first half my opponent had cut my lead to 7 points. After Rodgers 4th TD he was projected to finish just 1.2 points behind me. 

I got the last laugh. Overall crazy fantasy matchup - we each had a WR go for 0. His kicker outscored mine by 16. He left Chark on his bench with 29.

 

 

[HiggyBaby 2,615]

Aaron Jones’ first half disappearance cost me. Lost by 1.3 pts. What happened there.