2020 Fuck Fantasy Football

[Hank_Hill 18791]

Alright feeling good, won last week despite no Barkley or Chubb and trading Hopkins. 

WR2 this week, Marquise Brown or Devante Parker? Also have Claypool/JuJu/Boyd on the bench but don't really trust any of them at the moment. 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

He said bench one. 

[Hank_Hill 18791]

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

He said bench one. 

Yea but why would only having to bench one be odd? Still waking up so maybe I'm being dumb. 

[HiggyBaby 2529]

Flex one this week, standard league

 

Melvin Gordon @ NE

Jonnu Smith vs HOU

Darius Slayton vs WAS

 

I’m also this close to kicking Robbie Gould to the curb.

 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

4 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Alright feeling good, won last week despite no Barkley or Chubb and trading Hopkins. 

WR2 this week, Marquise Brown or Devante Parker? Also have Claypool/JuJu/Boyd on the bench but don't really trust any of them at the moment. 

 

I feel like Devante Parker has been an auto start for a calendar year now. Doesn’t matter what the matchup is. I’d have a hard time benching him. At least until Tua starts

[Hank_Hill 18791]

4 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

I feel like Devante Parker has been an auto start for a calendar year now. Doesn’t matter what the matchup is. I’d have a hard time benching him. At least until Tua starts

Yea, also, the Jets.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

1 hour ago, HiggyBaby said:

Flex one this week, standard league

 

Melvin Gordon @ NE

Jonnu Smith vs HOU

Darius Slayton vs WAS

 

I’m also this close to kicking Robbie Gould to the curb.

 

Keep an eye on whether or not Gordon even plays (DUI. Team might suspend him), but out of the last two id choose Jonnu. And I’m the wrong person to ask about kickers, but Crosby just got off his bye so maybe someone dropped him. I think he was the #2 kicker before his bye. 

Edited October 15, 2020 by youdunnf'dup

[HiggyBaby 2529]

I actually like that call on Crosby, I went ahead and snagged him. But if I lose the season because of my kicker I blame you though.

[TexasGary 833]

16 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

I don’t think you can go wrong with either but I’d go Stafford. 

Stafford it is.  Thanks.

[ChickenSandwich 9826]

dp

Edited October 15, 2020 by ChickenSandwich

[ChickenSandwich 9826]

9 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

bench one and why:

mattison vs atlanta

jonathan taylor vs cincinatti

mike davis vs chicago

edwards-helaire @ buffalo 

Taylor. Cincy got some DTS back and I feel others are stronger plays. Matt against terrible Atlanta. Davis is Hot. CHE still getting 81% of snaps 

[ChickenSandwich 9826]

5 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

Flex one this week, standard league

 

Melvin Gordon @ NE

Jonnu Smith vs HOU

Darius Slayton vs WAS

 

I’m also this close to kicking Robbie Gould to the curb.

 

Is Lindsey available?  
 

also, anyone desperate take a look at Gore. Not flashy but will get plenty of touches. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

Le’Veon to KC. 

[Radical Larry 28546]

Good for the Chiefs. They need some offensive firepower. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

I think that might actually be best case scenario for fantasy owners of bell. Who cares if he’s not every down. Get 8-12 touches a game in that offense instead of splitting with Gaskins or Singletary like it was rumored. Definitely not gonna be useful this week though.

Edited October 16, 2020 by youdunnf'dup

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

12 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

bench one and why:

mattison vs atlanta

jonathan taylor vs cincinatti

mike davis vs chicago

edwards-helaire @ buffalo 

I bench Mike D, because the others are younger and more talented. 

Edited October 16, 2020 by EvilCaseMcCoy

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

In my main league my rbs are:

Joe Mixon

Jonathan Taylor

Chris Carson (bye)

justin Jackon (bye)

 

Just traded away Gaskins this week of all weeks. If they postpone this colts v bengals game and both teams are forced to have their bye this week, I am fucked.

Edited October 16, 2020 by youdunnf'dup

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

False alarm 

 

[HiggyBaby 2529]

Is Lindsey available?  
 

He is. But I actually grabbed Mattison today. Just to flex him on Sunday. $3 well spent IMO, and I’ll stash him on the bench since Cook is so injury prone. Lindsay may be a good pick up later on if available but this will work for now.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

1 hour ago, HiggyBaby said:

 

He is. But I actually grabbed Mattison today. Just to flex him on Sunday. $3 well spent IMO, and I’ll stash him on the bench since Cook is so injury prone. Lindsay may be a good pick up later on if available but this will work for now.

 

Lol if you have a $100 FAAB budget and you managed to get Mattison for $3, I want to be in your league. Justin Jackson went for like $40 in my home league and if he keeps that job until eckler comes back it’ll probably be worth it.

Edited October 16, 2020 by youdunnf'dup

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

Mattison was owned prior to Dalvin’s injury in all 3 of mine. 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

I need an RB2 for this week.
Pick one.

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

Id go AD or Harris. Lean AD cause of the matchup.

[ChickenSandwich 9826]

If PPR I like J Williams and C Edmonds 

[ChickenSandwich 9826]

.5 PPR. pick 3

D Parker vs Jets

J Crowder @ Miami

O Beckham @ Pitt

Julio Jone @ Minn

Deebo Samuel v Rams

 

desperate for a W

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

3 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

.5 PPR. pick 3

D Parker vs Jets

J Crowder @ Miami

O Beckham @ Pitt

Julio Jone @ Minn

Deebo Samuel v Rams

 

desperate for a W

Parker for sure. For the other two I lean crowder and Beckham over jones because I feel like if he plays they’re kinda rushing him back. 

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

Standard scoring I need a flex 

 

Peterson Gallup or Ty Hilton to fill it 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Standard scoring I need a flex 

 

Peterson Gallup or Ty Hilton to fill it 

If you need a safe floor then Peterson. If you need a boom ceiling game than Gallup.

[Hook1997 5351]

This Mattison pickup has payed off great, projected 16 points my ass he has 3.

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

On 10/13/2020 at 3:56 PM, CurlyDumps said:

Fucking Justin Jefferson. 3 pts against the worst pass D in the league. If I can't start this fuckboy against the worst fucking pass defense in the NFL, when the fuck can I start this clown shoe motherfucker

Today. 

[BearSchlong 8083]

Today. 

Thank God his game went final. I thought the Henry/Fuller show was going to seal a W then he went off for 41?

 

Narrator: Henry went for 42.

 

[CurlyDumps 4466]

53 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Today. 

Fuck you.

 

edit: and him.

Edited October 18, 2020 by CurlyDumps

[ztejas 43411]

Just won on that touchdown. Fuck yeah.

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

And another poster just lost cause Zeke never sniffed a touch. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

Nice of your opponent to not start a K too. 

[Radical Larry 28546]

14 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

And another poster just lost cause Zeke never sniffed a touch. 

Yeah, that was a mess, but the Drake garbage TD gave me a win in another league. Win some and lose some. 

[ztejas 43411]

25 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Nice of your opponent to not start a K too. 

Eh. I had a couple fuckups myself. Played Ebron over Higbee and swapped Gould for Gostowski. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

I knew I was going to have to tough it out last night down .3 with just Michael Gallup playing against a 0-5 team that’s entire lineup is literally 90% Baltimore ravens.

 

 

His valiant effort of 2 catches for 23 yards willed me to a 4 point win.

 

 

 

Is JuJu fucking worthless right now? The fuck? I thought he’d take over for AB84 and Big Ben would just volume feed him. 2 catches 6 yards?

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

You have to wonder how guys like Parker and Gaskins will perform now that Tua has been named starter. You would think Fitzpatrick would be better for both guys fantasy outlook. 

[Hank_Hill 18791]

On 10/6/2020 at 12:49 PM, Hank_Hill said:

Well my first two picks were Saquon and Chubb...so see y’all next year!

 

On 10/6/2020 at 1:15 PM, Hank_Hill said:

Getting offered Sanders for Hopkins. My only semi-relevant RB is Gurley now. Receiver is deepish with JuJu/Diggs/Parker/Brown/Jefferson. But Hopkins is likely my top scorer going forward. Am I dumb for considering it?

Sanders with a knee injury. Ok nowwww I fucking quit.

[closetohumping 17434]

I know the real answer is neither but :

 

AJ Green vs Manny Sanders?

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

Peterson for RB2 or add McKinnon?

[HiggyBaby 2529]

This Mattison pickup has payed off great, projected 16 points my ass he has 3.

Lol my Sunday was a disaster start to finish. I have Zeke too.
Someone just dropped Mark Andrews for some reason. Is he performing that badly? May snag him in lieu of Jonnu Smith or is that a bad play?

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

4 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Peterson for RB2 or add McKinnon?

McKinnon has been fucking useless last two weeks, but Mostert is already ruled out, so I’d give him one more shot. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

4 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

Someone just dropped Mark Andrews for some reason. Is he performing that badly? May snag him in lieu of Jonnu Smith or is that a bad play?

Andrews has had 3 good weeks & 3 pretty awful ones. He’s on bye this week though, so you’d need an expendable spot. 

Edited October 22, 2020 by shadow_operative2.0

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Stafford @ ATL, Big Ben @ Tennessee, or Cam v SF.

4 point per passing td, 6pt for rushing td. For what it’s worth. 

[closetohumping 17434]

Carson/Mike Williams

for

Mixon/Manny Sanders/Austin Hooper??

[BradInATX 9208]

As promised to @StruggleBus, I present to you the worst 4-2 team in fantasy football history

 

Edited October 23, 2020 by BradInATX

[shadow_operative2.0 15947]

5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Carson/Mike Williams

for

Mixon/Manny Sanders/Austin Hooper??

I assume you would be giving Carson? No, he’s by far the best player in the deal. True RB1 in a badass offense. 

[closetohumping 17434]

4 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I assume you would be giving Carson? No, he’s by far the best player in the deal. True RB1 in a badass offense. 

Nope  I gave up Mixon.  Thanks.  My trade philosophy is the team that got the best player wins.  Guys like Williams, Sanders and Hooper have potential but are largely replaceable.