2020 Fuck Fantasy Football

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

On 11/10/2020 at 9:32 AM, TexasGary said:

Have to pick up a QB for this week.

Baker Mayfield - home vs the Texans

Carson Wentz - at the Giants

Teddy Bridgewater - home vs Tampa Bay

Wentz by a wide margin in my opinion. Went for 31 the last time he played them and he played like shit. If he just plays better, he’ll put up 25 at a minimum.

[TexasGary 853]

4 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Wentz by a wide margin in my opinion. Went for 31 the last time he played them and he played like shit. If he just plays better, he’ll put up 25 at a minimum.

The answer was Wentz.  I was able to grab him off the waiver wire.  Thanks for all of the help.

[closetohumping 17547]

I have Josh allen as qb

someone is offering me zeke for Carson and deshaun Watson.   I know zeke has been ass but surely he’ll snap out of it?

[Gourmand 7774]

Pass, I would need more than Zeke. The Cowboys offense has cratered since Dak went down, Zeke has a hamstring issue, and Pollard is coming on strong.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

13 hours ago, closetohumping said:

I have Josh allen as qb

someone is offering me zeke for Carson and deshaun Watson.   I know zeke has been ass but surely he’ll snap out of it?

If everyone is healthy I like Carson more than Zeke right now. 

[closetohumping 17547]

16 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

If everyone is healthy I like Carson more than Zeke right now. 

Yeah Carson is in a great offense.  I will say with two weeks rest, the Cowboys could rise a bit.  Structure of the deal looks like this:

 

Receive

Zeke

Metcalf

 

Give

Watson

Carson

Kupp

 

 

I have Allen as qb so not super worried.

[Gourmand 7774]

ooh hell yeah for Metcalf as well. how's your rb depth otherwise?

[closetohumping 17547]

4 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

ooh hell yeah for Metcalf as well. how's your rb depth otherwise?

Yeah, I weaseled that in.  I have Dalvin Cook, Mostert and some trash like Brieda and Coleman.

 

Of course, I traded with the same guy last year and they thought the trade was so lopsided they vetoed.  And funny enough I picked up Carson from him this year.

Edited November 12, 2020 by closetohumping

[Gourmand 7774]

Why don't you counter with Watson for Metcalf only or is rb his main trade goal?

[ztejas 43741]

Moss @ Arizona or Lindsay @ LV?

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Moss @ Arizona or Lindsay @ LV?

Moss

[ztejas 43741]

1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Moss

That's what I thought too. ESPN has Lindsay projected higher so it forced the question.

[UncleSonny 6618]

I'm 7-2 and pretty sure to make the playoffs which is good because I'm wrecked with injuries and byes this week. One of those byes is Kelce. 

For a 1 week fill in, am I crazy to plug in Taysom Hill? The waiver wire options at TE are really underwhelming (Graham, Gesicki, Tonyan) and also just kind of boring. ESPN has Hill as TE eligible. He he getting enough opportunity for a dart throw or too cute?

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

I’m starting him this week too, but my record is worse than dunn’s in that league. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

So Jonathan Taylor is officially worthless, right? Like, we never have to consider starting him again worthless...

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

5 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I’m starting him this week too, but my record is worse than dunn’s in that league. 

Nothing will kill a fantasy season faster than your first and second round picks being out got a month+

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

My first THREE were Saquon/Kittle/Kenny G. 

[closetohumping 17547]

Being offers:

gronk/moss/ Robby anderson

for mostert/dj moore

[HiggyBaby 2558]

My season is going terrifically shitty. Out the gate at 3-0 and now 3-6. To give you an idea of how frustrating it is, I’m in 7th in a 10 man league but I’m 2nd in points for. This is my last chance to right the ship for a chance at finishing in the money. I have Jeudy and Kirk off waivers, I think they’ll help. Assuming I win I’ll need a QB next week (week 11) with Allen on a bye. Nobody on waivers now, may as well grab someone. Leaning Goff. Thoughts? Standard league .

[Gourmand 7774]

Yes Goff is a great play this week. Seattle pass D is terrible, game scripts favor tons of passing because of the scoring ability of the Seahawks offense, and they are missing two or three starters in their secondary. Start Goff with confidence.

[HiggyBaby 2558]

Sorry if I wasn’t clear. Just wondering if any of these guys are worth grabbing now for week 11 before they go on waivers .

[Gourmand 7774]

Yes, take Goff

[Gourmand 7774]

Check that I think I prefer Brees vs Atl than Goff vs TB

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

1 hour ago, HiggyBaby said:

My season is going terrifically shitty. Out the gate at 3-0 and now 3-6. To give you an idea of how frustrating it is, I’m in 7th in a 10 man league but I’m 2nd in points for. This is my last chance to right the ship for a chance at finishing in the money. I have Jeudy and Kirk off waivers, I think they’ll help. Assuming I win I’ll need a QB next week (week 11) with Allen on a bye. Nobody on waivers now, may as well grab someone. Leaning Goff. Thoughts? Standard league .


 

I’d go brees v Atlanta or Teddy two gloves v Detroit. 

Edited November 14, 2020 by youdunnf'dup

[Hank_Hill 18994]

Pick two of T.Boyd, J. Jefferson, Claypool

[CurlyDumps 4538]

.5 PPR. Who would you sit?

K. Hunt vs. HOU

A. Gibson @ DET

R. Woods vs. SEA

[Gourmand 7774]

Pick two of T.Boyd, J. Jefferson, Claypool

Boyd and Jefferson

[Gourmand 7774]

.5 PPR. Who would you sit?
K. Hunt vs. HOU
A. Gibson @ DET
R. Woods vs. SEA

Hunt with Chubb back

[CurlyDumps 4538]

14 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Pick two of T.Boyd, J. Jefferson, Claypool

I’d prob sit Jefferson 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

14 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Pick two of T.Boyd, J. Jefferson, Claypool

I’m not counting on primetime Kirk cousins against Chicago. Give me Boyd and claypool. 

[Firemans4Horn 18302]

Jefferson isn’t getting enough targets

[Gourmand 7774]

that's true, and Claypool has been getting a lot of targets the last three weeks. As has Juju. My only concern with Claypool is the weather today limiting deep balls from Roethlisberger. 

[Stunns38 3704]

I have a WR/TE flex position to fill. Hockenson (TE) vs Former Skins or Antonio Brown vs the Panthers.

Thanks

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

32 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

that's true, and Claypool has been getting a lot of targets the last three weeks. As has Juju. My only concern with Claypool is the weather today limiting deep balls from Roethlisberger. 

And now just to really throw a wrench in @Hank_Hill question, Pittsburgh v cincy is supposed to be crazy windy. It doesn’t change my mind, but that definitely makes me a lot less confident. I can just picture Jefferson goosing on Monday night football because of Kirk v Chicago on MNF.

[Hank_Hill 18994]

Yea think I'm going to roll with Claypool, Vikings have been riding the Cook train and that Chicago secondary is salty. 

[Stunns38 3704]

and that Chicago secondary is salty. 

Too late now but as a Bears fan, this is wrong. Eddie Jackson is great though. The others are too inconsistent.

[Hank_Hill 18994]

Fantasy wise they’ve been solid 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Lol nick Chubb

[Radical Larry 28673]

[ChickenSandwich 9856]

Fuck you Chubb

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

My eternal nemesis Diontae scored on my bench. 

Again. 

[ztejas 43741]

So I guess Zack Moss just isn't in the Bills playbook today. Or he fucked someone's wife.

That's cool. I didn't feel like making the playoffs anyway.

[Gourmand 7774]

My eternal nemesis Diontae scored on my bench. 
Again. 

ha the only thing that kept that from happening to me was the Q next to Allen Robinson and the start time of his game. I couldn't risk a goose egg from a game time inactive tomorrow so I just started both Diontae AND Claypool. Can't believe it worked out.

Of course it was all moot because Russ,, Lockett, and Goedert all underperformed.

This was definitely a FUCK EVERYTHING football Sunday for me. I lost my main league, my cash dfs, and all my wagers.

[shadow_operative2.0 16058]

There were some ugly, ugly performances all over the fantasy landscape today. 

[Hank_Hill 18994]

Claypool paid off yuge. Should’ve put JuJu in too. Choosing between those two is such a crapshoot most weeks.

[Gourmand 7774]

That Hopkins hail mary TD was phenomenal but motherfuck it also screwed me out of my $100 double up in DK. I had been comfortably in the money all day, thought I had it locked up when Allen threw his last TD pass only to have to sweat out Kyler Murray. I thought Buffalo was going to pick that off and then Hopkins just ripped it down for a score. Fuck you Bill O Brien.

[Hook1997 5434]

2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Claypool paid off yuge. Should’ve put JuJu in too. Choosing between those two is such a crapshoot most weeks.

Or Johnson, I’ve got both Juju and Johnson both paid off this week.  Due to bye weeks I had to start both.

Edited November 16, 2020 by Hook1997

[Firemans4Horn 18302]

Not sure I’ve had more than 1 week ever when my entire roster (starters and bench players) failed to score a TD. And I’m in a 2 QB league!

Yes my WR’s suck, I had a Lamb-Prescott combo working and then his ankle broke in half.

 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

I wanted to make fun of y’all for starting Taysom Hill at TE last week, but if Brees is out for an extended period of time that is definitely going to work out for you guys. 

[CurlyDumps 4538]

18 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

My eternal nemesis Diontae scored on my bench. 

Again. 

Per my Sunday morning question, I wasn't even considering him over Robert Woods.

Here we go again.