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12 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Not sure I’ve had more than 1 week ever when my entire roster (starters and bench players) failed to score a TD. And I’m in a 2 QB league!

Yes my WR’s suck, I had a Lamb-Prescott combo working and then his ankle broke in half.

 

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Lol please. At least your kicker went off. Someone try and top this. PPR scoring.

Jones Jr. had a decent game and had more points than my QB, RB1, RB2 and WR1 combined.

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8 team league impossible to predict. Team looks strong but it should with only 8 teams. 

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Well uhhh that decision was just made easy for ya

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47 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

If Dalvin had gotten two more yards I win.  I really hate FFB.  Or One more catch.  I really hate FFB

Nothing is more frustrating than losing by a slim margin when it’s so easy for them to fall forward for 2 yards or catch a pass in garbage time. Pisses me off so bad I contemplate never playing again. It has occurred to me that you may be trolling lmao. I fell for it either way 

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1 hour ago, WinningIsHard said:

Nothing is more frustrating than losing by a slim margin when it’s so easy for them to fall forward for 2 yards or catch a pass in garbage time. Pisses me off so bad I contemplate never playing again. It has occurred to me that you may be trolling lmao. I fell for it either way 

Not trolling.  That was the lowest point total Dalvin has scored all year.  The guy I lost to is in first place with a 9-1 vrecord.  His PF is like second to last, just a lucky fool.  

Dalvin came within a yard of tying it, hoping there's a score adjustment.

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5 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Since Drew died, I get to rummage in the spare QB pile now. 

Cousins v. Dal or 
Stafford @ Car? 

I’d go Stafford if for no other reason than I think Dalvin cook is going to break the record for fantasy points put up by a rb next week. Kirk might throw 15 times if things go the way they plan.

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5 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Since Drew died, I get to rummage in the spare QB pile now. 

Cousins v. Dal or 
Stafford @ Car? 

Also, if you’re feeling spicy, Jameis has Atlanta twice over the next 3 weeks. They give up more points on a per game basis to qbs than any other team. Just saying. You know I have a soft spot for Jameis as a fantasy qb lol. 

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That Hopkins hail mary TD was phenomenal but motherfuck it also screwed me out of my $100 double up in DK. I had been comfortably in the money all day, thought I had it locked up when Allen threw his last TD pass only to have to sweat out Kyler Murray. I thought Buffalo was going to pick that off and then Hopkins just ripped it down for a score. Fuck you Bill O Brien.

I was out of my 100 dollar double up on DK until that Hopkins touchdown, just snuck in the cash after, rest of line up was horrible
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He's either gonna be ruled out today or he will be a game time decision. With a mid foot sprain for a rb, I wouldnt expect him to be super effective even if he plays because it's going to be difficult for him to explode forward if that ligament is still tender. I bet he is out tomorrow night, it doesn't make a lot of sense to play him if he's not fully practicing and Homer/Dallas have filled in ok.

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On 11/12/2020 at 3:42 PM, UncleSonny said:

I'm 7-2 and pretty sure to make the playoffs which is good because I'm wrecked with injuries and byes this week. One of those byes is Kelce. 

For a 1 week fill in, am I crazy to plug in Taysom Hill? The waiver wire options at TE are really underwhelming (Graham, Gesicki, Tonyan) and also just kind of boring. ESPN has Hill as TE eligible. He he getting enough opportunity for a dart throw or too cute?

Fyi if you play an ESPN league:

Payton acting like it’s a competition to see who starts on Sunday but it’s going to be Winston. Still I bet Hill gets on the field a lot and maybe even a few qb series. Chance for huge value if you have been struggling at TE, at least for a week. 

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47 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Carson out, Lockett likely in as of today’s update. 

Perhaps the biggest surprise on Seattle’s injury report this week was star receiver Tyler Lockett, who was listed as a projected non-participant Monday and who didn’t practice on Tuesday due to a knee injury. That changed Wednesday and Carroll doesn’t think his team will be without Lockett, who had 200 yards and three touchdowns the last time the Seahawks and Cardinals faced off.

“He worked well today. He looked fine. I don’t think there’s any doubt that he’s playing,” Carroll said. “He just looked too good on the practice field today.”

Carroll did add that they would need to see how Lockett feels after practicing Wednesday, but that Lockett felt so good that coaches had to limit the work he did, which was a good sign.

https://sports.mynorthwest.com/1223573/seahawks-injuries-cb-starters-out-hyde-back-lockett-expected-to-play/

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Here's a heads up sneaky tip for any of you with the roster spot to roll the dice. Grab and stash George Kittle if he has been dropped in your league. The initial reports were of an ankle fracture that would sideline him at least 8 weeks, but the team had to do a special CT scan on him to get a better idea of the precise injury. The first timeline given was based on the assumption he had a Jones fracture, but when the CT scan revealed it was a fracture of the cuboid bone, the medical staff didn't give a revised timeline and the team didn't add anything else. Kittle reportedly thinks he will be back sooner. Orthopedic specialists say that this type of fracture is in a spot with good blood supply and typically heals within 2-4 weeks. It is still possible that he could be back week 12 or 13. 

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19 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Help me out.

Mahomes/James Robinson/Julio for DK and Cook.

 

If it helps my current qb is Watson, second rb Zeke

Absolutely not. Texans schedule is rough coming down the stretch and we don't have anything to play for. Watson could get pulled by week 14.

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11 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

So I should take that deal?  Mahomes/Cook/Julio/James robinson for Dalvin/DK

Ah I was thinking it was the other way around. 

Yes I would make that trade. Dalvin might cool off. Mahomes almost assuredly won't down the stretch playing for a bye.

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1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

So it's basically a question of which team is better...

TEAM A

Watson/Dalvin Cook/Zeke/Metcalf 

TEAM B

Mahomes/Robinson/Zeke/Julio

 

Hmmm I think I'd stick with  A. But that's just a quick guess. Tough one.

 

Yep, I think the gap between Watson/Mahomes is smaller than Cook/Robinson.  Julio and Metcalf, I think I kind of like Metcalf.  He's throwing in Brandin Cooks and I could sure use a good flex

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Yep, I think the gap between Watson/Mahomes is smaller than Cook/Robinson. 

 

I was gonna say exactly that. Mahomes is a better QB1 than Watson but not by a large enough margin to offset the gap between Cook/Robinson OR Metcalf/Julio. Both Metcalf and Cook have enormous upside in big play ability. I would hold.

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