2020 Fuck Fantasy Football

[ChickenSandwich 9,842]

15 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

Who’s the dumbass who sat Cam Akers last night? Yeah, me. In my defense I felt Mike Davis and Gio Bernard were stronger starts in my PPR league.

Same. 

[Party_Taco 3,734]

Thanks, Sonny at al

I go Beasley in that spot.

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

7 hours ago, Party_Taco said:

An embarrassment of McMansions to choose from in my last WR slot and could use some help... thoughts?

- Higgins
- Slayton
- Chark
- Lamb
- Coutee

I’d go Coutee. Watson is going to get his against just about anyone right now, and coutee had 9 targets. A few were downfield. 

[Firemans4Horn 18,082]

My playoff opponent started LAR defense last night. I’m digging out of a big hole. 

[ocugolf 1,214]

Now CMC is out. PPR. Gallman, Swift, Bernard, Jamaal Williams? It’s swift if he plays but he’s up in the air 

[HiggyBaby 2,532]

PPR, sit one.

Lamar Jackson @ CLE
Josh Allen vs PIT
T Hill @ PHI

Leaning sitting Allen since it’s a tough matchup

[ZB'Tejas 593]

I’d go Coutee. Watson is going to get his against just about anyone right now, and coutee had 9 targets. A few were downfield. 

Cooks just got scratched so Coutee looking solid


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[ZB'Tejas 593]

Had Cooks in my flex but just got scratched. Can I trust Jacobs this week or too tough a matchup?

I have Claypool so would either him or Hunt be a better option?

Also looks like H Henry and Ebron are even... does Hunter get back on track?


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[Party_Taco 3,734]

Hunt over claypool given recent performance.

Also, it’s Gates really gonna drag Gore back out there?! You may have a stud in Johnson... don’t you want to see more of him to help make such an evaluation?

I honestly don’t know if I can risk starting Johnson now... Only other option is Sanders for Philly and that’s a huge dice roll as well. Thoughts?

[Prepuce of Doom 21,076]

1 PPR, very deep league, first week of playoffs. Pick two. 

D'Andre Swift vs Green Bay - hard to know what to expect after being out the past 3 weeks, but GB's defense against the run is bad. I am also starting Aaron Rodgers and Aaron Jones. 

Cole Beasley vs Pittsburgh - boom or bust lately, night game in Buffalo in December, hard to know what to expect from Pittsburgh's defense 

Deebo Samuel vs Washington - domed stadium, pretty solid defense against WRs, but Nick Mullins 

I also have CeeDee Lamb, but I don't think he enters the conversation. 

[Party_Taco 3,734]

I like Beasley there - His usage of late has been strong and I think he sneaks in a TD and/or breaks away for a 40-50yrd pass.

[Prepuce of Doom 21,076]

Yeah, I'm leaning towards Beasley and Swift too, but so many of the rankings seem to be rating Deebo so high that I feel like I must be missing something. 

[Party_Taco 3,734]

I also snagged Washington as he’ll get the start for MIA today against a soft Chiefs run defense, so it’s between him, Johnson and Sanders...

Advice appreciated as this one has me stumped.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,988]

I have a hard time jumping on the dude with 15 more carries than me this season. 

Edited December 13, 2020 by shadow_operative2.0

[Party_Taco 3,734]

I have a hard time jumping on the dude with 15 more carries than me this season. 

I mean fair, but my options are shit, so I’ll take a guaranteed starter.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,988]

I’m gonna stream that game since Dal/Cin is awful, good luck! 

[CurlyDumps 4,476]

AJ BROWN let's fuckin go.

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

The dreaded late window surprise inactive. In the playoffs. That has to hurt

 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

21 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

The dreaded late window surprise inactive. In the playoffs. That has to hurt

 

Actually bleacher report may have been fooled by the internet. 
 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,988]

Very few actually own Dan Bailey, but he’s a strong -4 now. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,988]

Fucking Mike Davis has scored double figures exactly once since early October, fucking me with 21 today. 

[Dr Fear 1,268]

Well, Jacobs started and carried the ball on the Raiders first play.

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[Blotto 23,533]

I think I need Taysom Hill to blow out his knee pronto. Shitty ass QB is the best defense against Kamara in the league. I need a big effort out of Kamara to move on this week. I thought I was done getting pissed off at that guy after he deep dicked us in 13 & 14, but apparently he's not through with me yet. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,988]

Shockingly, Aaron Jones didn’t score from close. 

[Gourmand 7,774]

Shockingly, Aaron Jones didn’t score from close. 

Can you believe they threw it on first and goal? Shocked!

[Party_Taco 3,734]

Fuuuckkkkk youuuuu Miles Sanders!!!

You’ve been absolutely worthless for weeks and now decide to go off for 27?!

Ugh... between that and Fant leaving the game immediately after Kickoff I got straight hosed today.

[Gourmand 7,774]

did you have Mike Williams as well?

pro tip: NEVER COUNT ON MIKE WILLIAMS

[shadow_operative2.0 15,988]

Welp, see you kids in September. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,988]

Lockett had 38 non-PPR pts in week 7, 40.4 in the next 7 combined. Thanks, bro. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,988]

8 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Yeah, I'm leaning towards Beasley and Swift too, but so many of the rankings seem to be rating Deebo so high that I feel like I must be missing something. 

Hope you didn’t get Deebo’d. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21,076]

54 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Hope you didn’t get Deebo’d. 

Nope. Went with Swift (15.00) and Beasley (3.70 currently) but thanks to Derrick Henry and AJ Brown, it's a moot point - currently lead by ~50 and my opponent has nothing but Justin Tucker left...

[closetohumping 17,442]

Final 4 in one league

Need 26 from Jarvis/Chubb to make it in the other. 

 

I had traded 

Dalvin/Deebo for Mclaughlin/Allen Robinson/Miles Sanders/Cooper

 

Up until now, I would've said I lost that trade.  But yesterday Miles outscored Dalvin by 10 and Robinson outscored Deebo by 25ish I think.

[Gourmand 7,774]

Lockett had 38 non-PPR pts in week 7, 40.4 in the next 7 combined. Thanks, bro. 

he's really become an afterthought with Metcalf emerging as a dominant force and the Seattle offensive struggles.

[Firemans4Horn 18,082]

My opponent had 6 players (Connor, Bernard, Hunter Henry, Marvin Jones, Deebo, Chark) combine for 9 points. He lost it more than I won it this week. 

[Scraps 13,561]

I don't wish injury on anyone, but if Chubb wants to uhhh miss a few quarters I would be cool with that

[Gourmand 7,774]

I wish injury on Aaron Rodgers and I'm ok with that

[Scraps 13,561]

Welp thats about what i figured would happen

[Party_Taco 3,734]

0.48 loss thanks to the Tucker blocked XP... FML

[shadow_operative2.0 15,988]

Damn, that is fucking brutal. Did you get 5 pts for his game-winner? 

[closetohumping 17,442]

12 hours ago, Gourmand said:

I wish injury on Aaron Rodgers and I'm ok with that

My opponent this week has him and adams.   Injury?  Idk.  Stomach ache?  Yes

 

 

Qb help.  Watson vs Indy? Goff vs jets?   Stafford? Tribiscuit?

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2,732]

Damn, that is fucking brutal. Did you get 5 pts for his game-winner? 

I did and scored 78 points last night to Win.
Doesn’t matter though. Missed the playoffs by 1 game.

[ChickenSandwich 9,842]

Since the year is over for some. What do your top ten picks look like next season?

Next year looks wide open. 
 

Henry/Cook

Chubb?

[gyroprotagonist 2,594]

last 3 games went for 120, 147, 126 and lost 2 of those 3 (including the 147 where i lost by 30, lol) to miss out on the playoffs and finish 5th at 7-7.  10 team league and the top 4 make it.  4th place had a tie to finish at 7-6-1 or I would have overtaken him on total points (led the league by 110).  another team that also finished 7-7 scored 420 less points than i did.

sofaking pissed, but that's the way the covid crumbles. 

good luck to everyone going forward.  I am still in the playoffs in another league, but it's way lower stakes than the league posted above.

Gibson needs to get over his turf toe and Gaskin needs to get over Covid.  Both seem unlikely at this point.

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Please tell me nobody was negatively impacted by that saftey at the end of the game last night? I’m still trying to get the bad feeling out of the pit of my stomach after that brutal backdoor cover, but it would be even worse if that play ended my season.

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

3 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Since the year is over for some. What do your top ten picks look like next season?

Next year looks wide open. 
 

Henry/Cook

Chubb?

It’s going to be interesting to see what rbs sneak into the back half of the first round. Maybe some of the rookie rbs who are coming on strong at the end of the year. I think Kelce has to be the first non rb off the board. 

[CurlyDumps 4,476]

Well, that was a more interesting night than I anticipated. I had Hunt & like an 11 pt lead vs Lamar/Brown/Ravens D. Didnt think I had a shot in hell - unless the Browns scored a bunch of points and Hunt had a huge game. 

Fortunately I was still down by 1 pt going into the 4th and 5 play. Imagine if I was up 1. After the flurry of scoring I ended up losing by like 9. I was kind of relieved that starting Engram over Goeddert didn't cost me the win.

 

[Gourmand 7,774]

3 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Please tell me nobody was negatively impacted by that saftey at the end of the game last night? I’m still trying to get the bad feeling out of the pit of my stomach after that brutal backdoor cover, but it would be even worse if that play ended my season.

FUCCKKKKKK!!!

That stupid play knocked me out of one league playoffs with a team that I dominated all year until Taysom tanked Kamara's value.

 I wound up losing my division this week and got bumped down into a three-way tie at 8-6 across two divisions. We have some dumbass tiebreaker rules and even though I have highest points in the league and best overall breakdown record, I got bumped out of the two wildcard spots because i had a 1-2 record between the three of us. One of my losses was week 8 when I had Watson, Hopkins, and Gibson on bye. The guy in my division who tied my record only did so because that fluke safety from his BAL defense gave him an 85.31-83.31 win.

Total fucking bullshit. 

Edited December 15, 2020 by Gourmand

[Gourmand 7,774]

7 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Since the year is over for some. What do your top ten picks look like next season?

Next year looks wide open. 
 

Henry/Cook

Chubb?

Henry is probably going to be the consensus #1 pick depending on league play. PPR will probably skew Cook, otherwise it's Henry.

Edited December 15, 2020 by Gourmand

[Firemans4Horn 18,082]

I’m the 4 seed going against the 1 this week. We’ve won the 3 last titles and he is defending champ. My first two picks were McCafferey and Dak (2 QB league) so I’m lucky to still be alive. His roster is better heads up at every position except TE so I’m going to need a couple standard deviation outliers this week. 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

8 hours ago, Gourmand said:

Henry is probably going to be the consensus #1 pick depending on league play. PPR will probably skew Cook, otherwise it's Henry.

It’s still cook or mccaffery for me. If I had the number one overall pick next year in ppr, I’d probably still take CMC. And I’m in the minority, but I’m so bullish on Eckler in ppr that I would throw his hat into this mix right behind these guys. He was poised for a monster year with Herbert if he didn’t mess up his hamstring.