2020 Fuck Fantasy Football

[Blackcat00 759]

I just dropped Bryce Love and picked up Snell. Practice reports show he is really performing well. Dropped weight and a step quicker. 

Conner has shown not to be healthy for a full season. Great option and gamble when your lineup hits a bye week. 

[closetohumping 17552]

Man I still don’t know what to do with the 4th. First three picks are no brainers but cook, kamara and Henry all have warts.  

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

I went CEH like whoever on the first page. 16-team Guillotine league though, so shit is different. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

Who drafted Ronald Jones already? Fournette bout to steal his shit. 

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

39 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Who drafted Ronald Jones already? Fournette bout to steal his shit. 

Isn't McCoy there too? 

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

Maybe for another week. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

16 hours ago, slorch said:

Trade offer: 

 Receive CMC and Cooper Kupp

Give Chubb and Theilen

Thoughts?

You hit accept on this before he changes his mind and hope it doesn’t get vetoed. Even if you subbed out Theilan for a guy like Julio, I still think I’d take the CMC side. Kupp could easily outperform theilan, and CMC is CMC. Might be the LT or this generation for fantasy. 

Edited September 3, 2020 by youdunnf'dup

[Radical Larry 28676]

No shit. I wouldn't have hesitated on that one.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

5 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Who drafted Ronald Jones already? Fournette bout to steal his shit. 

I have a draft tomorrow and I was pretty high on jones. Our draft just as easily could’ve been this Tuesday and someone would’ve probably wasted a 4th/5th round pick 

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

Huh, I would never know you have a draft tomorrow, #12 pick. 

You can double up on ALL the Tampa backs. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Another mid round pick I love this year is Marquise Brown. He was hurt for most of last year, but when healthy he was clearly Baltimore’s big play guy. And when you think about how you have to defend Baltimore, it seems like he has a ton of week winning performances in him this year. There are a ton of wrs i like this year, but he’s one i always find myself drafting in mocks

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

This is pretty inconsequential, but might as well get I started. Pick one, .5 PPR... 

Lazard @ Minn
Fant v. Tenn
Renfrow @ Car

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

If Will Fuller’s fragile ass will just stay healthy...

[ocugolf 1215]

8 team PPR: $1000 a team. Start Qb, 2 RBs, 2 WRs, one flex that can be a TE but you don’t have to start a tight end. Had pick one.

QBs: Murray, Allen

RBs: McCaffrey, Mixon, Carson, Akers, Swift, Moss, Jordan Howard

WRs: Hopkins, Allen Robinson, Kupp, Keenan Allen, Kirk, Deebo Samuel, Lamb

Thoughts?

[ocugolf 1215]

11 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

This is pretty inconsequential, but might as well get I started. Pick one, .5 PPR... 

Lazard @ Minn
Fant v. Tenn
Renfrow @ Car

Lazard for me. 

[Anton Chigurh 3323]

Let’s go, bitches.

[ChickenSandwich 9856]

5 hours ago, ocugolf said:

8 team PPR: $1000 a team. Start Qb, 2 RBs, 2 WRs, one flex that can be a TE but you don’t have to start a tight end. Had pick one.

QBs: Murray, Allen

RBs: McCaffrey, Mixon, Carson, Akers, Swift, Moss, Jordan Howard

WRs: Hopkins, Allen Robinson, Kupp, Keenan Allen, Kirk, Deebo Samuel, Lamb

Thoughts?

8 team league impossible to predict. Team looks strong but it should with only 8 teams. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

7 hours ago, ocugolf said:

8 team PPR: $1000 a team. Start Qb, 2 RBs, 2 WRs, one flex that can be a TE but you don’t have to start a tight end. Had pick one.

QBs: Murray, Allen

RBs: McCaffrey, Mixon, Carson, Akers, Swift, Moss, Jordan Howard

WRs: Hopkins, Allen Robinson, Kupp, Keenan Allen, Kirk, Deebo Samuel, Lamb

Thoughts?

8 man where you don’t need a TE eh? I would say the only thing I would want in an 8 man league is to lock up Kelce or Kittle for the positional advantage, but you dont even get that. 

[ocugolf 1215]

18 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

8 man where you don’t need a TE eh? I would say the only thing I would want in an 8 man league is to lock up Kelce or Kittle for the positional advantage, but you dont even get that. 

Well i can start a wide receiver in those spots or a running back/wide receiver in the flex. So when Kittle/Kelce/Andrews were gone, i figured Keenan Allen was fine.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

16 minutes ago, ocugolf said:

Well i can start a wide receiver in those spots or a running back/wide receiver in the flex. So when Kittle/Kelce/Andrews were gone, i figured Keenan Allen was fine.

I gotcha. I guess what I was trying to say was, like the other poster said, you would think everyone would be stacked in an 8 team league. That’s why I would’ve wanted kittle or Kelce if TE was a spot that you had to fill. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

I don’t know what round you’d have to snag him in, but if you’re still drafting definitely try and snag Antonio Gibson to see what kind of role he has in Washington.

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

I got him in the 9th round of a 10-team Yahoo last night, the draft grader was not impressed. Don’t think the bot had been updated with AP’s release yet. 

[ChiTownDoc 21237]

10th pick in 12 team league.  Of course.  FML

[ocugolf 1215]

Kyler @ SF

Josh Allen vs NYJ

Leaning Allen. The Jets are awful and maybe Allen can get a running TD or two.

Edited September 8, 2020 by ocugolf
Allen plays at home

[Hank_Hill 19001]

Not feeling terrible about this one, which usually means I'm fucked.

 

[ocugolf 1215]

11 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Not feeling terrible about this one, which usually means I'm fucked.

 

Solid. Especially if Gurley’s knee holds up.

[Sgt Hulk 14094]

I was offered a trade.  They give me Ingram and Higbee for Kittle.  I already have cook on the bench my running stable is shit because fournette to Tampa fucked me. So I do need a running back. But I don’t think Ingram is going to be full time with dobbins and Jackson at QB.    I could counter for one of his 3 RB1 Gurley. Jacobs or miles from Phil 

Edited September 9, 2020 by Sgt Hulk

[Firemans4Horn 18313]

3 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I was offered a trade.  They give me Ingram and Higbee for Kittle.  I already have cook on the bench my running stable is shit because fournette to Tampa fucked me. So I do need a running back. But I don’t think Ingram is going to be full time with dobbins and Jackson at QB.    I could counter for one of his 3 RB1 Gurley. Jacobs or miles from Phil 

that’s a terrible trade for you. 

[Hank_Hill 19001]

Yea, hard pass. Kittle will probably have the production of both of them combined (and I have Higbee and like him this year) at one position. 

[Ignatius 4081]

11 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I was offered a trade.  They give me Ingram and Higbee for Kittle.  I already have cook on the bench my running stable is shit because fournette to Tampa fucked me. So I do need a running back. But I don’t think Ingram is going to be full time with dobbins and Jackson at QB.    I could counter for one of his 3 RB1 Gurley. Jacobs or miles from Phil 

Your RB stable is shit but you have Dalvin Cook on the bench? Who the hell do you have starting in front of him that would make you even remotely consider this terrible trade?

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

I was wondering if he meant Jared Cook because the Dalvin part sure as shit doesn’t make sense. 

[Don Johnson 4758]

Wanting to do a family league with my kids, but two of them don't have e-mail addresses etc.  Y'all know of a league where I can manage four teams with one account on one device?  I don't want to have the draft and have to log out/log in different account for every pick.

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

If it’s only 4, probably easiest to just go old school with pencil & paper, then enter the draft manually later. If they don’t all have a tablet or something, you could print out a top-100 list for each to help with potential picks. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Who is doing this Will Fuller dance with me tonight? I feel like he’s either a league winner this year, or he gets hurt tonight and he isn’t really useful all year because he’s always banged up. Nothing in between. 

[Sgt Hulk 14094]

17 hours ago, Ignatius said:

Your RB stable is shit but you have Dalvin Cook on the bench? Who the hell do you have starting in front of him that would make you even remotely consider this terrible trade?

Talk to text sucks. Jared cook New O on the bench 

Edited September 10, 2020 by Sgt Hulk

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2741]

I feel so dirty on the inside for drafting a Sooner.  

[ztejas 43752]

Need to start one of these guys since Montgomery is likely out on Sunday. Who would you take? Cooks may not play. Leaning Doyle. (PPR)

[ztejas 43752]

2 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

I feel so dirty on the inside for drafting a Sooner.  

I drafted him too and snagged him right before two other guys wanted to. Got a couple immediate "FUCK YOU"s in our chat.

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

DJ, he’s definitely gonna get touches one way or the other tonight. 

That’s ESPN, right? DJ is projected 13.6 in our .5 PPR. 

[ztejas 43752]

19 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

DJ, he’s definitely gonna get touches one way or the other tonight. 

That’s ESPN, right? DJ is projected 13.6 in our .5 PPR. 

It's Duke Johnson 

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

Ha, yeah that makes quite a bit more sense. 

Don’t start him. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Need to start one of these guys since Montgomery is likely out on Sunday. Who would you take? Cooks may not play. Leaning Doyle. (PPR)

Not sure if you were in this thread last year but you should always fade anything i say. I will always give my honest opinion though.

In this case, if you’re feeling ballsy Cook is active tonight. But id probably start Lamb or Jack Doyle and hope he falls into the endzone. I lean lamb though. I feel like he will see Ramsey less than the other two guys. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8918]

Stupid ass sport. Only happens to me when KC is on the goal line and get their RB stuffed,twice, just to have my opponent score off of Mahomes to Hill

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

For all my fellow CEH owners out there. 

 

 

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

Need 2 Standard:

Michael Gallup vs LAR

Scary Terry vs PHL

Devante Parker vs NE

Courtland Sutton vs TEN

Leaning Gallup and Terry. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

Yeah, I’d go those two. Who knows with Philly’s secondary, & Courtland just tried to separate his shoulder. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

Well, here’s ESPN’s ‘shadow projection’. 

Quote

Washington's Terry "F1" McLaurin vs. Eagles' Darius Slay (shadow)

Philadelphia has been a mainstay in the "advantageous matchups" section of this article in recent seasons, but perhaps that will change in 2020 following general manager Howie Roseman's overhaul of the team's cornerback room. The biggest move, of course, was the trade for Slay, who emerged as one of the league's most utilized and best shadow corners during his run in Detroit. He's expected to be used similarly in Philadelphia, which means shadow coverage against McLaurin should be a no-brainer this week, especially with both teams not in particularly good shape at the opposite perimeter slot. We're fortunate to have some history here, as Slay shadowed McLaurin when Washington played the Lions in Week 12 last season. Slay covered the then-rookie on all 18 of his perimeter routes and eight of 14 slot routes. The then-rookie receiver posted a 4-68-0 receiving line on a hefty 11 targets against Slay and added one 4-yard catch against Amani Oruwariye. Slay won the battle but also admitted after the game that McLaurin was the second-toughest receiver he faced, behind only Keenan Allen. We'll need to downgrade McLaurin this week, but he shouldn't be faded completely.

 

Edited September 11, 2020 by shadow_operative2.0

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

Mother fucker, Golladay is doubtful now. I wasn’t worried about him at all. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

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Edited September 12, 2020 by shadow_operative2.0
Shit, wrong thread.

[Radical Larry 28676]