2020 Fuck Fantasy Football

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

I’m taking the gamble and going antonio Gibson over Cohen now that Montgomery is a full go. Probably dumb, but I’m doing it. Who’s with me? Anybody lol? 

[ChickenSandwich 9856]

1 vs 2. Go with the 1 Gibson 
 

Flex. .5 PPR
 

L Bell @ Buffalo

R Mostert v Arizona

D Parker @ NE

M Brown v Dallas

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

4 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

I’m taking the gamble and going antonio Gibson over Cohen now that Montgomery is a full go. Probably dumb, but I’m doing it. Who’s with me? Anybody lol? 

And Barber promptly takes his job. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

33 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

And Barber promptly takes his job. 

I mean he did have 2 bs touchdowns, but he had 17 carries for 29 yards. Payton barber is not the answer at rb for Washington. But hopefully he doesn’t keep getting goal line carries.

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

5 TDs in the 4th of the already-decided GB/Minn game, shaking up fantasy lines everywhere. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

6 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

1 vs 2. Go with the 1 Gibson 
 

Flex. .5 PPR
 

L Bell @ Buffalo

R Mostert v Arizona

D Parker @ NE

M Brown v Dallas

Clearly Mostert. I got you, bro. 

[ChickenSandwich 9856]

Fucking Bell is done

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2741]

Trusted Brees to go off at home.
I chose poorly.

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

One off the Indy depth chart. 

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An MRI on Colts running back Marlon Mack confirmed that he suffered a season-ending torn Achilles in Sunday's loss to the Jacksonville Jaguars, according to a source.

Mack suffered the injury after catching an underneath pass in the second quarter. He immediately grabbed his ankle, got up and took off his helmet before waving for assistance from the Colts' sideline.

Mack's injury comes in the final year of his contract. The Colts did not offer him a contract extension during the offseason.

Mack, who rushed for a career-high 1,091 yards in 2019, missed at least two games in each of his first three seasons with the Colts.

Depth at running back is not a problem for the Colts. Nyheim Hines, who had two touchdowns in the first half, and rookie Jonathan Taylor became the primary running backs after Mack left the game. The Colts also have Jordan Wilkins in the backfield, as they have made running the ball a priority.

"I know [Mack's] going to be in not only my ear but the rest of the backs' ear until he gets back -- whatever his status is -- in order to make sure we can uphold his part and make sure that the running back group is not a drop-off," Taylor said Sunday.

 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Jonathan Taylor and Nyheim Hines are gonna be a monster 1-2 punch at rb for fantasy. Especially in ppr. Rivers loves throwing to his RBs. Hines had 8 catches. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

And of course the one league I could probably add Hines is non-PPR. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Also, need 32 points out of Big Ben or I’m 0-2 in my leagues. I went up against some monster performances from guys you wouldn’t expect to go off the way they did based on where they were drafted. Aaron Rodgers, Anthony Miller, and Jamison Crowder. I caught a team without Evans and Golladay, and his replacements get 16 and 20 points.

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

I'll either be 3-0 or 1-2 based on Saquon. Get big, my brother! 

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

^ Nice post, jackass. 

 

And fuck you very much, Jason Garrett. 

[Hank_Hill 19001]

Never thought Hines would out score Saquon and Chubb combined on my bench. Still won but will make this weeks decision making interesting with Snell and Moss as well.

[closetohumping 17552]

Someone drafted Gronk in the second round in one of my leagues.  I have Gronk on one of my teams.  That was disheartening.

[CurlyDumps 4561]

Dropped Rodgers for Big Ben, despite having a feeling Rodgers was gonna have a "fuck you" bounce back fantasy year. Ugh. I hate short benches.

[Baboontyme 2840]

My proposed rule for myself. I will only ask advice if I promise to check back and give advise to at least 2 others for every time I ask. 

PPR, pick 2 of 3: Jarvis Landry vs Bungles, Metcalf vs. NE, Manny Sanders on MNF against Dallas. 

I lost this week going into MNF with my 2 RBs as Saquon and Henry, despite having Josh Allen and Deandre Hopkins, and DK Metcalf. Unreal. Lost by 1.1 points. Fucking Calvin Ridley. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

22 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

Manny Sanders on MNF against Dallas

New rule for yourself... Make sense. 

[HiggyBaby 2563]

Standard league. Assuming Golladay is out again, do I go with Mike Williams or John Brown? I’m leaning Williams since reports of his injury have been greatly exaggerated.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2741]

Pick 2.  Non PPR

Gurley

Mal Brown (Hook 'em)

Chubb

 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5808]

2 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

Standard league. Assuming Golladay is out again, do I go with Mike Williams or John Brown? I’m leaning Williams since reports of his injury have been greatly exaggerated.

I'm a big Williams fan and the only thing holding him back was Rivers targeting Allen most of the time. Looks like Taylor looks for Williams more than anyone else. Also I'm biased and don't know shit 

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

3 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I'm a big Williams fan and the only thing holding him back was Rivers targeting Allen most of the time. Looks like Taylor looks for Williams more than anyone else. Also I'm biased and don't know shit 

Allen was in on 94% offensive snaps compared to just 78% for Williams

John Brown was in for 93% of the Buffs snaps, barely trailing Stefon Diggs who led with 94%.  I'd say Brown is the choice, just based on usage.  He also has the better QB and better offense. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

Come on, Cle D! 

[HiggyBaby 2563]

Allen was in on 94% offensive snaps compared to just 78% for Williams
John Brown was in for 93% of the Buffs snaps, barely trailing Stefon Diggs who led with 94%.  I'd say Brown is the choice, just based on usage.  He also has the better QB and better offense. 

Valid point. His matchup is better too.

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

Sat Boyd, started Cle’s D. That garbage score was a double fuck. 

[closetohumping 17552]

Played Aj green. Targeted 34 times.   Old loser

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

What to do with James Conner?  Just wait on practice reports?  I have Snell, but have been screwed in situations like this before.

I could avoid completely and go Joshua Kelley or Keenan Allen.  Ugh. 

[Sgt Hulk 14094]

Gallup or Emmanuel Sanders?

Ronald JONES,  snell and malcolm brown

 

of those 5 who do you fill 2 flex spots with? 

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

Goddamnit, Kittle! 

[ChickenSandwich 9856]

Year of the fucking Hamstring 

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

On 9/17/2020 at 10:26 AM, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Pick 2.  Non PPR

Gurley

Mal Brown (Hook 'em)

Chubb

 

Hopefully you went Chubb. Id roll Gurley over Brown until we see more. 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2741]

Correct.

[ChickenSandwich 9856]

On 9/17/2020 at 10:08 AM, HiggyBaby said:

Standard league. Assuming Golladay is out again, do I go with Mike Williams or John Brown? I’m leaning Williams since reports of his injury have been greatly exaggerated.

Williams looks good, seems like the better shot for a TD

[ChickenSandwich 9856]

On 9/18/2020 at 4:11 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

Gallup or Emmanuel Sanders?

Ronald JONES,  snell and malcolm brown

 

of those 5 who do you fill 2 flex spots with? 

PPR?

brown, sanders or brown/Jones 

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

Saquon just died. 

[Hank_Hill 19001]

Yea I’m fucked.

[Radical Larry 28676]

[HiggyBaby 2563]

Mcaffrey went first overall but I’m pretty sure I did better with Aaron Jones. At least this week. Damn.

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

TEs are having a helluva week too. 

 

Except for my Kittle replacement, of course. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

So, the Benny Snell experience lasted about a week. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8918]

TEs are having a helluva week too. 
 
Except for my Kittle replacement, of course. 

I picked up smith from Tenn to help with Kittle and I’m quite sure he’s gonna be my flex now

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2741]

Thanks a lot Fuller.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2741]

Thanks a lot Fuller.

[closetohumping 17552]

3 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I picked up smith from Tenn to help with Kittle and I’m quite sure he’s gonna be my flex now

I got Smith too.  I sat him for Gronk.

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

On 9/14/2020 at 5:55 PM, youdunnf'dup said:

Jonathan Taylor and Nyheim Hines are gonna be a monster 1-2 punch at rb for fantasy. Especially in ppr. Rivers loves throwing to his RBs. Hines had 8 catches. 

Well, you went 1/2 here. Ol’ Nyheim had 1 catch for 4 yards. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

18 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Well, you went 1/2 here. Ol’ Nyheim had 1 catch for 4 yards. 

I think that was more of a game script thing since they were blowing them out and had control of the game, but definitely frustrating if you were counting on him this week...like me.

[shadow_operative2.0 16065]

5 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

TEs are having a helluva week too.  

Gesicki - 8/130/1
Alie-Cox - 5/111
Kelce - 9/90/1
Schultz - 9/88/1
Jonnu - 4/84/2
Henry - 6/83
Hurst - 5/72/1
Fant - 4/57/1
Higbee - 5/54/3
Reed - 7/50/2

 

Jesus fuck. 

[ztejas 43752]

6 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

Mcaffrey went first overall but I’m pretty sure I did better with Aaron Jones. At least this week. Damn.

Jones is single handedly keeping my opponent in our matchup. Jones had 44 for him, meanwhile his next highest player had 14. I'm up 18 right now with Russell Wilson still playing but he has E. Sanders tomorrow night so I need all the distance I can get.

2 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Thanks a lot Fuller.

Hate to say it but drafting Fuller is on you. 

[deech 2315]

5 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Gesicki - 8/130/1
Alie-Cox - 5/111
Kelce - 9/90/1
Schultz - 9/88/1
Jonnu - 4/84/2
Henry - 6/83
Hurst - 5/72/1
Fant - 4/57/1
Higbee - 5/54/3
Reed - 7/50/2

 

Jesus fuck. 

I had Higbee and lost.  FML.  Thanks for nothing Barkley