Why does everyone hate Mizzou?

[Dylan383 6]

Oh yeah, completely forgot about the high school thing.  Living in the past.

Sorry you weren’t a hit in high school. I’m sure you’ve made up for it in the present on this board.


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[A’Dam Psycho 1471]

Mizzou is one of those programs that’s just there. They aren’t bad enough to get sympathy and aren’t good enough to be feared or respected. Mizzou won the SEC east two years in a row and literally nobody gave a fuck.

[Dylan383 6]

Mizzou is one of those programs that’s just there. They aren’t bad enough to get sympathy and aren’t good enough to be feared or respected. Mizzou won the SEC east two years in a row and literally nobody gave a fuck.

Then Florida won two years in a row and they fired the coach


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[A’Dam Psycho 1471]

3 minutes ago, Dylan383 said:

Then Florida won two years in a row and they fired the coach


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That’s the one that was humping the shark right?

[A’Dam Psycho 1471]

Boring logo, boring uniforms, boring history, boring mascot (More Tigers...cool), boring state, just everything about a Mizzou is boring

[texifornia 57163]

35 minutes ago, Dylan383 said:

The founder of twitter is from St. Louis not San Francisco. But fantastic, “amazing” analogy.


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The combination of spectacularly missing the point and powerful insecurity is staggering.

[Dylan383 6]

The combination of spectacularly missing the point and powerful insecurity is staggering.

Exactly. Bravo!


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[BornOrange 1441]

I reckon you won't badmouth Missouri to Josey Wales.

Not too many things better than a Missouri Boat Ride.

 

[Armybrat 40920]

1 hour ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Boring logo, boring uniforms, boring history, boring mascot (More Tigers...cool), boring state, just everything about a Mizzou is boring

My great grandpa dropped dead at a Mizzou football game just prior to WW2.

[BornOrange 1441]

13 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

My great grandpa dropped dead at a Mizzou football game just prior to WW2.

So he was bored to death?

[Armybrat 40920]

Probably, or else he overdosed on his laudanum stash.

[mulletpelini 5216]

9 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Boring logo, boring uniforms, boring history, boring mascot (More Tigers...cool), boring state, just everything about a Mizzou is boring

Now I do disagree slightly here, as Black and Gold is just about one of the best combinations for a uniform imo....and unfortunately I know way too much after living there for 5 years.

Probably told it before, but company came at me with "We want to transfer you to either.....", me interrupting, "Yes"
 

[RDCanecutter 26476]

I spent one weekend in Columbia. During that time I

-- met a woman who wanted to get plastic surgery for her ears to make them look more Elvish,

-- saw a gorilla playing an accordion,

-- ate at some burger joint dedicated to cartoonist Mort Drucker,

-- stayed in the only downtown hotel that existed at the time, comparable to a midrange option in Nuevo Laredo, and

-- overall, had a decent time.

Did not experience the gut loathing that rises up after 20 minutes around Aggy. Maybe that takes two weekends.

 

[Josef Pwag 1741]

 

[Park Gothic 5084]

16 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

 

Completely valid reason to bump this thread. Thank you for bringing this to my attention. 

[Pimphand 5926]

On 9/1/2023 at 2:19 PM, Josef Pwag said:

 

 

[thunderlounge 7953]

1,2… fuck mizzou

 

m-i-z…. s-u-x!

[Jkwellborn 6749]

 

I feel like they’ve done that before.

[Bigbend1812 12942]

13 hours ago, Pimphand said:

 

 

 

[Horn Dogg 3976]

Mizzou is the fat girl that can’t get laid.

[South Austin 52630]

15 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Mizzou is the fat girl that can’t get laid.

Not by anyone who would admit it anyway.

[BrazilHorn 6636]

Because Chase Daniel was a mouthy shitbag. 

[Pancho 45068]

The state of Missouri makes Lubbock look like Manhattan.

 

[closetohumping 17477]

Don’t really care about them

[LateAughtsHorn 588]

26 minutes ago, Pancho said:

The state of Missouri makes Lubbock look like Manhattan.

 

I've always said that the state of Missouri is basically the deep south without the redeeming qualities of good food, beautiful women, and charming (at least at surface level) culture. 

[lilMAC25 3822]

On 9/1/2023 at 2:19 PM, Josef Pwag said:

 

[Armybrat 40920]

53 minutes ago, Pancho said:

The state of Missouri makes Lubbock look like Manhattan.

 

Agree…. I lived in St.Louis for three years.

 

[Jkwellborn 6749]

Agree…. I lived in St.Louis for three years.
 

You see a lot of people headed to the Oregon Trail?

[T-shirt Sip 2107]

I attended basic training at Ft. Leonardwood, mid summer in the early 90's. Fuck Missouri. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21255]

34 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Agree…. I lived in St.Louis for three years.

 

Longest weekend of your life?

[Walser 1110]

Because Chase Daniel was a mouthy shitbag.