Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!

[Pasken 1,309]

You guys aren’t seriously going to vote for her?

[Orange&White 5,509]

14 minutes ago, Pasken said:

You guys aren’t seriously going to vote for her?

 

The reality is that I don't think there are/many Surly's in district 6.

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59 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

The reality is that I don't think there are/many Surly's in district 6.

They are famed for their transportation, hence their logo:

They are rebellious=

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District 6 seems to be one of the more rebellious districts; its victors helped keep Katniss and Peeta alive during the Quarter Quell. Plutarch Heavensbee mentioned that they had some knowledge of the planned breakout from the arena. District 6 was heavily bombed by the Capitol's Air Forces.

 

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1 hour ago, Pasken said:

You guys aren’t seriously going to vote for her?

You have to admit, it would be hilarious and a perfectly Austin thing to do if she won.  

But she would only be good for two city council meetings.

[phdhorn 6,224]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

 

[Armybrat 40,599]

1 hour ago, Pasken said:

You guys aren’t seriously going to vote for her?

Austinites voted in a flower salesman, so why not?

[Armybrat 40,599]

RJ, there are a lot of potential Wizard of Oz themes you could mess with.

[Burt Macklin 18,966]

1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

 

The reality is that I don't think there are/many Surly's in district 6.

Holy crap. I just looked up district 6. I probably wouldn’t have guessed that even half of that district was even in Austin. I had no idea it goes that far north. 

[Wally Pryor 5,217]

2 hours ago, Pasken said:

You guys aren’t seriously going to vote for her?

As opposed to the unbridled, maniacal lunatics currently serving?

 

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

2 hours ago, Pasken said:

You guys aren’t seriously going to vote for her?

For the content!!!

[woohorn 1,130]

Did she just grab that kid off the playground for a selfie?

[Post Oak 20,166]

Here you go sickos 

 

[Js1 84,916]

She’s part hob goblin? 

[MAUFRAIS 6,565]

Ham hock

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

14 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Here you go sickos 

 

[B00M 6,182]

2 hours ago, Pasken said:

You guys aren’t seriously going to vote for her?

Well?! What do you expect from us?! Who else has shown us the goods? Kathie Tovo or Ellen Troxclair want to boost their re-election campaigns?! ...kidding of course, I will always write-in Leslie.

 

[B00M 6,182]

17 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Here you go sickos 

 

Her cankles are coming in nicely

[strangulation! 1,699]

footlump

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,766]

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

Is it just me or does that kid look like a plastic doll?

[Foosters 17,682]

12 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Is it just me or does that kid look like a plastic doll?

probably being thrown off by the fact that Fitlump's face appears to be constructed from this stuff?

[Deej 76,282]

Has the adoption agency demanded Scott Fisher return the child, yet? 

 

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2 hours ago, woohorn said:

Did she just grab that kid off the playground for a selfie?

That's the Fox 7 weather guy's kid.   

This is him right now

 

[Eskimohorn 5,579]

That's the Fox 7 weather guy's kid.   
This is him right now

 

“This is Scott Fisher with Fox 7 Weather, please find my son, and Hookemmmmmmm Hornnnnnnnnns!”

[Wally Fairway 5,500]

19 hours ago, B00M said:

Well?! What do you expect from us?! Who else has shown us the goods? 

I'm sure Whitman could repost that photo, or tweet it - be he's gone AWOL. 
The funniest part of her posting was the introductory comment - it's not like I'm going to run for public office (attention whores are gonna attention whore)

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[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

How many of those 301 unanswered texts/19 phone calls are from Quagmire?

[SHOOTER12 8,769]

59 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Doesn't she mean embezzling the funds to get drunk and pay my personal bills?

[Orange&White 5,509]

15 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Doesn't she mean embezzling the funds to get drunk and pay my personal bills?

Exactly! That money will be spent on booze.

[gyroprotagonist 2,591]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

is that like the new Rocko pay stub?

look how busy I could be

[bolverk 29,124]

5 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

How many of those 301 unanswered texts/19 phone calls are from Quagmire?

Most likely debt collectors.

[atomheartbevo 89,263]

So she’s learning stuff

and we need a disaster scientist during a pandemic, because they know all of the precautions to take.  

 

[Orange&White 5,509]

I’m sure all of those people would be thrilled that she unzipped her pants and showed her vag to a bunch of strangers in a dive bar and used to dildo herself on webcams for tokens.

[Shaggy3.0 1,694]

I’m sure all of those people would be thrilled that she unzipped her pants and showed her vag to a bunch of strangers in a dive bar and used to dildo herself on webcams for tokens.

But is that wrong?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,766]

Did I miss the part where she showed her cooch off in a dive bar?

[Orange&White 5,509]

2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Did I miss the part where she showed her cooch off in a dive bar?

It was back in the water tank days.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,766]

Was that when someone from shaggy showed up at the bar to hit on her? All the stories about her seem to run together now.

[Orange&White 5,509]

I’ve never posted about it before. And I didn’t actually see it. I was in the other room when it happened. Thank God. But my buddy and about 5-6 other guys did. 
 

It happened about the same time as that dude was going to show up but I never knew who that was so I don’t know if he saw it as well.

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Edited June 15, 2020 by atomheartbevo

[Angry Gorilla 1,751]

Shouldn’t the Coronavirus and Social Distancing rags be reversed?

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

21 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said:

Shouldn’t the Coronavirus and Social Distancing rags be reversed?

What kind of disaster scientist are you?

[crash_davis 23,069]

On 6/14/2020 at 11:14 PM, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

Who's the lovely lady in the red tank top. I, I mean my friend like to punish her for breaking social distancing rules.

[Armybrat 40,599]

On 6/14/2020 at 9:59 PM, Orange&White said:

It was back in the water tank days.

Was that why they had to repaint the actual water tank next to the joint?

[Samson's Wig 3,166]

Saw her name pop up on NextDoor for the first time today.  We're in district 10, but some soccer moms were discussing how District 6 has this awesome mom running who could do great things.   I can't believe it. Surely some of her past shenanigans will come to light, right?

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

3 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

Saw her name pop up on NextDoor for the first time today.  We're in district 10, but some soccer moms were discussing how District 6 has this awesome mom running who could do great things.   I can't believe it. Surely some of her past shenanigans will come to light, right?

[drt 637]

You owe it to the world to start the pebble rolling that will lead to the landslide of hilarity.  Please keep us up to date.

[RDCanecutter 26,141]

23 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

Saw her name pop up on NextDoor for the first time today.  We're in district 10, but some soccer moms were discussing how District 6 has this awesome mom running who could do great things.   I can't believe it. Surely some of her past shenanigans will come to light, right?

The higher the Fitlump climbs, the more it shows its ass.

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

21 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

The higher the Fitlump climbs, the more it shows its ass.

Confucius? 

[Jerry Callo 8,634]

47 minutes ago, drt said:

You owe it to the world to start the pebble rolling that will lead to the landslide of hilarity.  Please keep us up to date.

Not yet.  It is so much better if she gets elected first.

[Braff Zacklin 13,314]

44 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

The higher the Fitlump climbs, the more it shows its ass.

Opposite seems true, though--she's showing her ass (in the literal sense) a lot less these days**.

 

** which might be a blessing